RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

I'm sorry, okay?
But whatever. And I'm not gonna fall in love with someone that easily. Just if they top me and make it a little more special and shit I am not just gonna fall in love with them.
And I know you are fucking right.
-Shrug-
I think I will just keep to topping, thankyou. If it is gonna be this so godamn complicated to bottom.

You could let me top you.
Consider it your birthday present to me, your ass.
*taps*
And I'll be cocky ol' me all the way through so you won't have any feelings for me. ;)
Then you get it with someone who's more than just a john and I get someone hot.
It's a win/win situation.

-Laughs-
Love the way you just put it out there Syn, typical you, I guess, huh?
And I dont know... I am still kinda scared about it.
Birthday present for you, huh?
Not bad, actually, means I dont have to get up off my ass to buy you something.

I'll think about it, okay?

-Get's up and starts hoovering house-

Sure.
It's not my birthday til Saturday anyway, so you've got time. :)

[[How wicked is Syn's birthday this year? 7/7/7 - shame he's only 26 really, haha.]]

*looks to Zacky*
He's going to make a great housewife one day.

(Wow that is awesome :o)

-Grins-
Okay then.
What it is like to bottom? Ha, you'd think being a whore, I'd know, huh?
I am the worse whore ever.
-Laughs-
Then again, I am the best whore ever when it comes to topping ;)

-Looks at Zacky-
Meh, least I dont have to do it.

-Stops hoovering-
-Looks at Matt and Syn with hands on hips-
You guys are so damn lazy. If it was up to you, this house would look like a pigstye.

((I am at an Elliot minor Concert on Syn's b-day :( ))

And?
It's only really a base of operations, not like we actually use it to entertain or anything.

*turns back to Matt*
It feels weird at first, kinda painful too to be honest. But then when you get used to it, it feels so damn good. Well, if they know what they're doing. And I do, so trust me, sweetheart, you will feel amazing.

[[How dare they perform on such a sacred day?!]]

((I know. Chloe is yelling at me. I kinda dont wanna go. I only know and like 1 EM song. And we are going with Emma and Talie and I kinda told Emma when I was drunk how I really felt about Talie. Ooooops.
So it should be interesting...))

-Laughs-
Shut up.
-Pushes-
You are making me wanna do it!
But I still don't..
But I do...
But I...
Oh fuck you!
-Laughs-

YEAH MATT I'LL HELP WITH YOUR LITTLE PROBLEM! :twisted:

[[Oh dear! You could feign sickness, pretend you've been hit by a bus or something. Haha. Y'never know though, y'might enjoy it when you're there.]]

No, Matty, I'd be fucking you. But hell, I'm up for it the other way round too. If I really have to... :roll:

(You watch South Park and Scarred last night?
We watched one episode of each.
I LOVE JACOBY SO MUCH! AND HE IS NOT AN OLD MAN!
We watched the SP episode with... the halloween party i think.
I actually got up and di the Biggysmalls mirror thing.
LOL. FERRARI CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then we were Syn and Zacky.
And Syn (MEH) Was dancing insanely to pop songs.
Zacky (CHLOEH) Was being fat on the couch.
Was amusing.
Then I was both Matt and Syn and had to change every 5 seconds to different members. Evertime I changed I had to go HELLLOO!!! i dont know why =/
Chloe pretended to be Zacky having sex with Mick under the covers (I poked her during it. Was FUNNY she screamed) and I was Matt pretending to be with Syn.
Was... interesting. But fun.
Then we kinda RP'd a lil more. And we adopted texas accents for some reason to RP.
Then we fell asleep at half 3 in the morning.
Was fun! LOL))

Syn wrote:: [[Oh dear! You could feign sickness, pretend you've been hit by a bus or something. Haha. Y'never know though, y'might enjoy it when you're there.]]

No, Matty, I'd be fucking you. But hell, I'm up for it the other way round too. If I really have to... :roll:

:roll:
Like you wouldn't enjoy it.
-looks at Zacky-
You too. ;)
I think my decision to never fool around with you guys has failed.
Ah well. :D
I mean, it's not like I would fall in love with you guys anyway. I need to get that out of my head. :)

((I probably would. But yeah, I dont know... would prefer to have some sort of Syn-fest with Chloe or something though, but whatever.))

[[I watched Scarred, I'd seen that South Park ep before. I loooooooves Coooooobbbbyyyyyyy!
You sound like you had fun. I was just chatting to Tigger til 1AM about... erm, I dunno actually. I can't remember. I think Johnny Christ's bass humping came into it though...]]

Syn wrote:: [[I watched Scarred, I'd seen that South Park ep before. I loooooooves Coooooobbbbyyyyyyy!
You sound like you had fun. I was just chatting to Tigger til 1AM about... erm, I dunno actually. I can't remember. I think Johnny Christ's bass humping came into it though...]]

((You should so phone us one time. Might be interesting. LOL.
(Chloe just said you can phone us tonight if you want, put iut on speaker. LOL)
And NICE! Sounds like my phone convos! Cept they are with Emma so it is usually something about Jepha, Jepha Jepha QUINN or something. LOL.
And I love Coby too. Haha.
And yuh, was VERY interesting last night. LOL))

[[Just have a belated celebration or something? Or coz I'm coming down around Matt's birthday, have a massive celebration thingy in a Burger King or something for both of them then. Haha.

I swear I'm not contemplating buying another guitar. :suspect:]]

Oh I'd love it, I'm not denying that.
And course you won't fall for us, I mean, Zee'd eat donuts in bed, I'd... well I'm me. Haha. It would just be hot platonic sex.
*smiles*

[[LoL, could do!
My phone conversations are always weird with her though. I start talking about perfectly normal things, like last night I rang her crying coz I was upset, then we got yammering about all kinds of crap. I blame the fact we've known each other for seven years now, so we've run out of normal things to say.]]

-Grins-
Well, whatever, I guess I will just have to think about it. Haha.
It would be kinda fun, I guess.
And would eb how I would want it, rather some random guy.
But I am still not so sure. I mean, it's you guys... we're like best friends...

((Yeah okay. AND WE SHALL HAVE A MASSIVE CELEBRATION! Walk around town with flags and shit. OH YES and then stop random people and be like DID YOU KNOW IT WAS SYN'S BIRTHDAY THAT DAY AND IS NOW MATT'S DID YOU? DID YOU?!???
Chloe said whilst dancing to Betrayed "My dad will get meh a flag!!!!! a BIG A7X POSTER ONE YERRRRRRR!!"))

((DO IT!
I will.... I dont know. Probably start dancing again. And get a stitch after 5 seconds. And then Chloe will be like Yeah, Jo is dancing. O.o SO DO IT!))

[[:o I SHOULD BRING MY FEDORA DOWN AND STICK A BIRTHDAY BOY BADGE ON IT! See how many people get confuzzled.]]

Of course, the ball's in your court, Matty.
*wraps arms round waist*
*looks up into eyes, smiling seductively*
I'll do whatever you want.

((Chloe says: I will wear my zacky hat with a birhtday boy badge. We shall get loadsa birthday boy balloons and tie them to us YERR!))

I really wish you weren't do fucking good at your job, Syn.
Has anyone actually ordered you, but then said no?
You're hard to say no to.
-Grins-
-Presses body against-
I am good at my job too, you know ;)

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I WANT!

LoL, this is gonna be fucking mental but fuuuuuuuuun!]]

Mmm, I can imagine.
I have imagined...
*presses back*
*whispers in ear*
And no-one says no to Syn.
No-one knows how.

((:o THAT IS SO NICE I WANT IT EVEN THOUGH I CANT PLAY. BOOOOO))

-Grins-
I am not saying no to you.
And imagined huh? Was it nice?
'Course it was.
-Looks at body-
-Presses against hardere-
You know you want me. ;)

((LOL I am convincing my chav cousin that I am dating Zacky V. LOL so much. I put him on my DP and was like HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! HE'S HOTTER THAN YOU! LOL.
He believes me. LOL
He said he could beat him in a fight. And I was like "No he couldnt. my boyfriend is 26!!!!!!!!" He was like WHAT? lol!))

[[I'm trying to resist it. Not going well.]]

It wasn't nice at all.
It was very, very, very naughty.
*runs hands over ass*
Over Bert's desk while he was talking to someone outside.
He wasn't very happy at all.
We got punished. ;)
*laughs wickedly*
That was fun.

Zacky wrote:: ((LOL I am convincing my chav cousin that I am dating Zacky V. LOL so much. I put him on my DP and was like HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! HE'S HOTTER THAN YOU! LOL.
He believes me. LOL
He said he could beat him in a fight. And I was like "No he couldnt. my boyfriend is 26!!!!!!!!" He was like WHAT? lol!))

[[Haha, nice! Makes me miss AJ, me and Tigger conviced him that we were Beyonce and Pink aaaaaaaages ago.]]