RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Syn wrote:: [[Zacky does have the best hair of the lot of them... and I'm just thinking logically. With Zacky hair, a guitar and chub, maybe I can trick Syn... *plots*]]

*scowls*
My donuts...
*holds out box*
You could say that.
*grins*
Rich, old, Columbian playboy.
Well, I say old, mid-40's really.
His wife died, he was looking for comfort.
We fucked in his beach facing mansion house thing, yeah he cried but I was well-rewarded.

(LOL! But what about the English accent and the girl parts? LOL Zacky decided for a change?
Syn might be still be fooled though. )

Hey Zee!
Yeah, it was good. Got to top which was a fun change and well, with him being Columbian and all, there was an added buzz. So to speak. *cough*coke*cough*

[[Pft, Syn'll be too hammered to know what a penis is, he won\t know the difference.]]

HOLY FOOLS Artwork! Jo told meh to post!
:twisted:

Spoiler:

Syn wrote:: Hey Zee!
Yeah, it was good. Got to top which was a fun change and well, with him being Columbian and all, there was an added buzz. So to speak. *cough*coke*cough*

[[Pft, Syn'll be too hammered to know what a penis is, he won\t know the difference.]]

Ahh nice. You bottom a lot then?
Ha.
Sounded like ti was fun! Ha.
Last night with Mr. X was fun. I topped, obviously. He was hot, as you know. And I gotta lot of money for it. Would have done it for free, to be honest.

What about you Zacky? Had a good night?

-takes donut-
Well, got picked up by some virgins from the UK.
So classy yeah?
Classy my ass.
Seriously, they were wasted about two of them couldn't get it up so I had to leave empty handed.
Bastards.
-takes bite of donut-

[[I heart that Synacky one. And I don't think I need to express my love for the Bratt one. That Mattacky is adorable!]]

I bottom most of the time unless they ask otherwise, you get more for it. 'Sides, you don't think this swagger comes naturally do you? ;)

I should probably bottom one time just to see what it is like.
But I really don't wanna.

Should have shown them a picture of Judi Dench, that'd have got them going.
You probably wouldn't have done that well out of them anyway. They'd have given you: *puts on bad accent* "50 bob and a cup of tea."

No shame in taking it up the ass, Sanders.
You should give it a try.
You know I'm always willing to help out.
*laughs*

Syn wrote:: Should have shown them a picture of Judi Dench, that'd have got them going.
You probably wouldn't have done that well out of them anyway. They'd have given you: *puts on bad accent* "50 bob and a cup of tea."

-laughs-
Yeah.
But it wasn't all a loss.
I met a nice guy on the way home.
He showed me a good time.
Actually, -digs into pocket-
-pulls out money-
A very good time.
And he was the one that blew me.
I didn't have to do anything but stand there.
-finishes donut-
Those donuts are fucking good man.

I think I hate you right now.
And thank God someone else agrees with me about these things, I was beginning to think it was the drugs.

Syn wrote:: No shame in taking it up the ass, Sanders.
You should give it a try.
You know I'm always willing to help out.
*laughs*

I am not gonna do it without practice first.
I wouldn't want to disappoint.
I still don't wanna though.

I could show you the ropes.
*winks*
To be honest, I don't think anyone topping you would care how good you were, they'd probably come the second you asked to them to take you.

((A good friend once told me we are our memory
without it we equal nothing

Muhaha! We have changed the lyrics too.

A good friend once told me you are what you eat
So keep way from the pies Zackeh!

We sing it. It is lol'age.
LOL!!!))

Syn wrote:: I could show you the ropes.
*winks*
To be honest, I don't think anyone topping you would care how good you were, they'd probably come the second you asked to them to take you.

I know I would.
-eats more donuts-

Yeah you keep eating them donuts, Zacky, no one would let you top them after all that extra weight.

And I dunno, I just would be too scared to bottom.
-Shrugs-

:|
-takes another bite from donut-
Look, I'm not the one that is like
"I don't wanna bottom waa waa waa!"
At least I bring in the damn money.

*pulls donut box away*
It's really not that bad. In fact, if they hit the right place, it's better than topping. Right, Zee?

Fuck you Zacky!
-Throws donut at-
Look, I have never bottomed before, and whenever I do, I dont want it to be with some random guy.
-Shrugs-
Even though i swore to myself I'd never have another boyfriend again, I would at least want it to be a little more special than a random fuck by a random guy for a lot of money, you know?

Syn wrote:: *pulls donut box away*
It's really not that bad. In fact, if they hit the right place, it's better than topping. Right, Zee?

Don't get me into this!
-Paints nails silver-

Leave the donuts out of this!!!
I don't get the point in waiting for someone special, it's just sex. I lost my virginity to a guy on the street for a lot of money. Never been in love, never made love, don't really see the point.
But if that's what you want, then y'know whatever.

I'm not waiting for someone special! I have told you this, I am not gonna fall in love. Seriously, I would rather die than love someone again.
I just want it to be better than a random guy, is all.
And fuck you! I didn't exactly have a fun time loosing MY virginity.
Fucking Bert took it away from me! Made me top him when I was seventeen to get this goddamn job.
-Growls-

-Paints nails-
I made love once. It was nice.

I didn't.
Yeah I was in love with Alex, but yeah, we never did it, remember? He said he wasn't ready. I was fine with that, I loved him so much so I didnt mind.
-Smiles to self-
It was all happy and good. Being with him was the best time of my life.
-Face darkens-
Until I caught him in bed with my fucking best friend.
You have no idea how that felt to see that.
Dude broke my heart.
And now this is what I have become.
-Laughs-
Ha, no alcohol is making me all emo.
I need some...

[[Love Zacky's random intejection.]]

Oh boo-freakin'-hoo.
At least it wasn't to pay for your brother's fucking heroin addiction at 15!
You want someone more than one of your clients, you want to get it from someone who means more than that and you know you'll fall in love with him, Matt. If you don't want to get hurt, don't look for anything more than who'll pay you the most.