RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

((LOL! I will show the convo in a sec it is so funny he is the chavviest of chavs. Seriously.))

Whoa it sounds nice.;)
-Brushes lips across neck-
-Breathes on-
You are being so damn tempting you know Syn, it's hard not to fuck you right here and now.
-Grins-
-Pushes body closer-
But you know... we're not allowed.

(We have to go in like, 15 minutes and will be back at likme 8. YOU WILL PHONE US!!! :twisted: Haha)

Mmm, I can tell it's hard.
It's very hard.
And it is wrong, so very wrong.
*grabs hips and pulls close harshly*
But that's why it'd be so good.

Zacky wrote:: (We have to go in like, 15 minutes and will be back at likme 8. YOU WILL PHONE US!!! :twisted: Haha)

[[LoL, yes ma'am!...s]]

((Your siggie pic is like, so perfect for this RP. LOL))

I guess anything that is right is boring though, huh? Doing things that are wrong and bad and forbidden are usually the most fun ;)
-Moans from contact-
-Looks at-
-Laughs-
Yeah, I can tell already it's very hard.
-Pushes self against again-

Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:: (We have to go in like, 15 minutes and will be back at likme 8. YOU WILL PHONE US!!! :twisted: Haha)

[[LoL, yes ma'am!...s]]

(( :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
YAY!))

[[Tis exactly what I thought. I've always thought that if Syn wasn't a musician, he'd be a whore.]]

*bites lip*
Oh, Matty...
You have no idea.
*pushes against counter*
*grinds hips against*
How much do you want me?

((He'd be a good whore))

-Moans-
Very much.
Very, very much.
But... I am not gonna.
Not now, at least.

[[I've wanted to write him as a whore, many many MANY times but I can never get any good ideas.]]

*pouts*
Cock tease.

[[BITCHES! Vooooooote for my friend's band.

VOTE YOU BASTARDS!

And you can vote more than once. So you should. Because they're smashing.]]

((Okay..that took a long time to read and all that caught my attention was "Texas Accents" Why were you doing Texas accents while RPing? I bet you guys sounded weird. XD I can't say anything though. When we do english accents (Mostly for mocking my 8th grade IPC teacher. Mr. Dodds...very, very odd man) It doesn't sound that good either. HEY! DEJA VU!! Oh..and thanks for making me crave powdered donuts! Damn Trans Fat!!))

[[I don't even know where the donut idea came from, haha. I haven't had any for n'aaaaaaaaages!]]

((I haven't had some since the vending machine in my school got taken out due to the "Healthy" People! -Sniff- It was the best thing that ever happened to me...))

[[Euuuuw health. They should just let us all be morbidly obese. Let us laugh at the skinny people.]]

((Well...we already are. Houston is on the top 10 on fattest city. I think it is, I'm not sure if we got booted off due to the INSANE diets and damn baked chips they constantly throw at us.))

[[Oooh fun. :roll: See, what I don't get these days is the fact that the media complains about size zero (rightfully so) but then looks down on people who've got curves! It's so hypocritical. It's like, yeah, what are we supposed to do?]]

(( Shoot, those models in those triple zero clothes ain't got nothin' on us. I'm curvy and happy with this 124 pound weight!

Tsk tsk on these SHAPE magazines that say "Get that sexy Bikini body before summer!" Pfft, yeah right. The diets consist of NO FOOD and MORE CARDIO. They scare me with the calories and the excersise to "get rid of it" For a pack of powdered donuts, 2 hours on the treadmill on the highest level. YIKES!))

(WE'RE BACK!
LOL that was so funny. I (Jo) wasnt even meant to be there. LOL I was mooching whilst Chloe was doing Art summer school stuff. I was SO BORED! LOL.)

[[Curves pwn all! I'd rather eat what I want and have a little extra baggage than have to watch every single calorie that goes into my mouth. And fuck exercise. The only part of my body which gets any exercise are my fingers, what with typing, writing and guitar playing. I may be able to fit three skinny women in my jeans but you can't beat my fingers for muscle tone, haha.]]

[[LoL, spazzzzzzzzzzzzzz!]]

-Walks back into house-
-Says loudly-
I have no jobs tonight.
Grrr.
Hey guys, anyone up for just staying in tonight? We havent in a while, you know, all got jobs and stuff. *Laughs* I MISS YOU GUYS!
-Walks into frontroom to see no one is around-
:roll: Oh great. You need to stop talking to yourself, Sanders.

Syn wrote:: [[LoL, spazzzzzzzzzzzzzz!]]

((IT WAS BORING!!
All the art people were like "Look at the incricate detail and design... the shading and toning...." and I was just like "PRETTY COLOURS!!!!" LOL. In case you didnt know, I am very un-arty. LOL))

Syn wrote:: [[Curves pwn all! I'd rather eat what I want and have a little extra baggage than have to watch every single calorie that goes into my mouth. And fuck exercise. The only part of my body which gets any exercise are my fingers, what with typing, writing and guitar playing. I may be able to fit three skinny women in my jeans but you can't beat my fingers for muscle tone, haha.]]

((HECK YEAH! Lol! -looks at fingers- Huh...

2500 calorie limit days seems so much but so little..
-wants powdered donuts-))

Gerard wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[Curves pwn all! I'd rather eat what I want and have a little extra baggage than have to watch every single calorie that goes into my mouth. And fuck exercise. The only part of my body which gets any exercise are my fingers, what with typing, writing and guitar playing. I may be able to fit three skinny women in my jeans but you can't beat my fingers for muscle tone, haha.]]

((HECK YEAH! Lol! -looks at fingers- Huh...

2500 calorie limit days seems so much but so little..
-wants powdered donuts-))

(( I can't comment. I am thin. But fuck knows I like my food! You should have seen me in the queue for the food. IT WAS FREE! I was just like WOW! FOOOOOD! Very loud. Hahaha. -Drinks coke-
-Points to coke-
This is what makes me who I am. ))

*leaves bedroom*
*drops onto sofa*
*winces*
God I hate these trousers.
I fucking hate being the dirty, leather wearing bitch.