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Zacky wrote:: ((

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[[Matt: What's that Matt Jr? You want me to kill the fangirls? But... I can't do that. You want me to fuck Syn and Zacky? I can manage that.]]

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Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: You two with your extra cash! Bastards!
Maybe I should up my prices?
A weight system perhaps?
Extra $5 for every pound overweight you are.
Extra $20 for every pound if you're topping me.
Flat out extra $100 if you can't find your cock.

Man, I would have to pay you so much money for a fuck then.
-laughs-
So, what did you do last night?
-finishes banana-

Heh, not like you can't afford it.
;)
I was with Schiepatti all night. He got cuddly again, I'm getting a little worried about that. He cuddles more each time I see him. It used to just be a simple fuck but now he's getting all romantic and loving. I think he might be falling in love with me.

Ohh, that ain't good.
Bert wouldn't like that.
But, yeah, he is a nice guy.
Maybe he can take you away from all this and give you a better life.
-laughs-
Like pretty woman.
-sighs-

Maybe he could.
But then what would I do for fun? ;)
I think I'll just have to do some boundary asserting.
Something with leather and handcuffs...
Brandan would like that.
Heh, Brian would like that.

Syn wrote:: Maybe he could.
But then what would I do for fun? ;)
I think I'll just have to do some boundary asserting.
Something with leather and handcuffs...
Brandan would like that.
Heh, Brian would like that.

:roll:
So, we got any jobs tonight?

Matt's got one.
Bert's not said anything about us yet.
I'm sure there'll be someone though, there always is.

There always is.
-smiles at-
We are hot.
-laughs-
So...-scoots closer to-
Wanna give me a hug?

The hottest damn things around.
*pulls into arms*
Heh, how could I not?

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Syn wrote:: The hottest damn things around.
*pulls into arms*
Heh, how could I not?

-smiles up at-
Thanks man.
-snuggles into-

-Comes out of room-
-See's Syn and Zacky cuddling-
-Grins-
Cursing Bert in your head for his rules of us not being able to fool around with eachother, huh?
I know I am. Every fucking day.
-Laughs-
-Walks into bathroom-

*smiles contentedly*
Bert doesn't scare me.
Just wave a bar of soap at him and he relents.
How would he know if we all did fool around anyway?
D'you think he has this place bugged, cameras and shit?
I wonder if there's a website with us on...

Dude I would watch that website.
And I dont know. Bert is a strange one.... he always knows.
-Grins at Syn-
-Looks at Zacky-
What, you wanna risk it?

You offerin'?
Besides, what's the worst he can do? I mean, the guy uses me and you, Matt, as his bodyguards. How the fuck's he going to hurt us?

Syn wrote:: You offerin'?
Besides, what's the worst he can do? I mean, the guy uses me and you, Matt, as his bodyguards. How the fuck's he going to hurt us?

He might stop letting me have all the hot guys.
-Looks at Zacky and Syn-
Then again, having you two would be good enough.
-Laughs-
But... meh. Might ruin the friendship...
-Brushes hair-

-thinks-
Well, I have nothing to lose.
Since I bring in all my own clients.
Why not...

Not if we didn't let it. I mean, it's just sex, we know that better than most. It's just three, sweaty, hard bodies rubbing against each other.
*smirks*
But you're right, no matter how amazing it would be, it would be bad for our friendship. :roll:

Matt!!!!

:shock:
I hate you Syn.

-laughs-
Well, I'm up for anything.
I learnt how to dettach emotions from sex a LONG time ago.
-looks at Matt-

*laughs*
Don't hate me because you're too afraid to touch me.
You need to be more like Zee, a little freer with your affections.
*trails fingers over stomach*
Think of it as practice.

Matt!!

:shock:
I really, really hate you Syn.

-laughs-
:twisted:

*blows kiss*
Love you too sweetheart.
*laughs*
Mmmm...
*kisses Zacky's neck*
*pulls back*
Okay, you need a shower.
How am I supposed to tease Matt if you taste like eyeliner and tears?

Matt;

-Glares at Syn-
I'm not saying no, you know.
-Laughs-
But yeah...

Shower huh?
You feel like joining me?
-smirks at Matt-
You too?

-Runs-
-Jumps on sofa ontop of Syn and Zacky-
Ummm.... -looks at ceiling whilst laying on Syn and Zacky-
I'm not exactly dirty
Yet.
-Grins-

Would we all fit in the shower? That's what I'd like to know. Heh, only one way to find out... ;)
And oh no, Matty, you're lovely and clean. All scrubbed up for Mr. What's-his-cock.