RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

[[Dolly Parton, HELL YEAH!]]

:lol!:

Hey Bitches.
-Throws packet of condoms at Syn-
Have fun.

((maybe i should change the siggy O.O Yeah, that would be a good idea.))

Honey, I have enough of these to last me a lifetime.
Just because you can't find anyone to use them on, don't throw your surplus at me.

((Do it in a second))

-Rolls eyes-
You and your lame comebacks.,
-Looks at condoms-
Where's Zacky? ;)

((where are we?))

-enters-
Heyyy Guys!...oh..It's you..-Looks at Syn-

((Hehe..Bad start but okay))

You mean he's not with you?
I thought you two were joined at the dick these days.

((THAT'S SUCH A CUTE PIC OF THE PEDOMAN!))

Matt wrote:: ((THAT'S SUCH A CUTE PIC OF THE PEDOMAN!))

((What?!))

[[Tis cute but he kinda looks like a girl.
OMG! WE SO NEED A TRANSVESTITE HOOKER!]]

*nods to Gerard*
Jizzface.

Syn wrote:: You mean he's not with you?
I thought you two were joined at the dick these days.

Pfff no.
He doesnt talk to me much aymore.
-Shrugs-
I think he is on a job.
Dudes a whore, everyone seems to want him, he's always booked up, we never get to see him much anymore.

Syn wrote:: [[Tis cute but he kinda looks like a girl.
OMG! WE SO NEED A TRANSVESTITE HOOKER!]]

*nods to Gerard*
Jizzface.

-rolls eyes and mumbles something under breath-
-looks at Matt, ignoring Syn-
What about Zacky?
I haven't seen him in ages.
-drifts into thought-

((-drinks tea and eats a milky way- Num num num..lol))

*nudges Matt*
I thought Zacky always made time for you. Do you have to pay him or do you get it on the house? Work freebie so to speak.

((Soo..how do we get these guys to hook up? O.o It seems hard...))

Fuck you Gates.
((FUCK YOUR GATES! LOL))

I am strickly customers.
And besides, it is against the rules from our pimp, Bert, to date eachother unless the customers want it.
You know this.

[[Erm, they all seem pretty awkward to begin with. I'm sure it'll get easier, heh.]]

Oh come on Matty.
*gets up in face*
*whispers*
When have you ever been one to obey the rules?

Syn wrote:: [[Erm, they all seem pretty awkward to begin with. I'm sure it'll get easier, heh.]]

Oh come on Matty.
*gets up in face*
*whispers*
When have you ever been one to obey the rules?

-sits down-
-keeps eye on Syn-
God, I hate him. He's so...so...
-shakes head and leans back-
((why did the that remind me of a rap song...Yuck))

*runs hand over Matt's arm*
You've never been tempted to sample the goods?
*licks lips*
You'd be the only one.

-Grins and moves closer to Syn-
Well... I never have been one to obey the rules.
-Checks out body-
What are you thinking?

Matt wrote:: -Grins and moves closer to Syn-
Well... I never have been one to obey the rules.
-Checks out body-
What are you thinking?

((GRAWR! Haha))

-snarls and storms out-
What a slut!
-walks down the street to a nearby bar-

*hooks arms around neck*
*moves close to lips*
Mm, how one day I'm going to have you writhing beneath me, screaming my name as I fuck the living shit out of your virgin ass.
*smirks*
Won't that be fun?

((-plays with bottle cap-))

Pfft.
Syn not even you are gonna top me.
Fucking no one is.
-Rolls eyes-
-Wraps arms around waist and grinds body against-
That would be fun though.
-Looks down to leer at crotch-
One day...

Gerard wrote:

Matt wrote:: -Grins and moves closer to Syn-
Well... I never have been one to obey the rules.
-Checks out body-
What are you thinking?

((GRAWR! Haha))

-snarls and storms out-
What a slut!
-walks down the street to a nearby bar-

((Slut? WELL DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH))