RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Frankiebaby wrote:

Matt wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[We'll find some idea for you. Like I said, we also need clients. You could be one of them. A shy teenage virgin Frank who's embarrassed coz he's never been with a guy or girl, perhaps?]]

((YUH! It'll be awesome. Would be cute. Or a lil troubled boy who we take in off the streets as our own and teach him all the ropes and shit. Whatever. BEING A SLUT IS EASY

I dont know why. ))

[[YAY your not ignoring me.... for some reason I thought you were mad at me or something. Meh. Your not are you? I like the sound of the second idea though, aahaha "excuse me sir, how do you get to be a whore?" ahaha]]

[[LoL, that'd be cute too!]]

Syn wrote:: I don't care if my clients aren't hot. They're more grateful if they're unattractive. Although it does take some acting skills.
"Oh, you're so hot. Fuck, you're so big!"
It'll come in handy for my budding porn-star career.

Yoou can have all the ugly, unnatractive old men Syn, I will have the hot ones, whatever.
And all of my clients are greatful for me. I'm hot, nd I always more and satisfy them.
So they're always grateful
:D
Anyway.
I am gonna go whore myself up.
Looking a bit rough right now.
BE RIGHT BACK!
-Walks into bedroom-

((WHO'S THE BIGGEST WHORE OF THE VILLAGE?))

(([url]http://imagetogo.net/go/?14429 [/url]
Our prom. Watch out for the sluts! LOL.
Take a look at the slideshow or whatever. Me and Chloe are the ones with awesome crazy hair. Yeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!
The sluts are the ones that look orange with pale dresses and with the boyss. I think it'll be obvious.))

Matt wrote:: ((http://imagetogo.net/go/?14429
Our prom. Watch out for the sluts! LOL.
Take a look at the slideshow or whatever. Me and Chloe are the ones with awesome crazy hair. Yeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr!
The sluts are the ones that look orange with pale dresses and with the boyss. I think it'll be obvious.))

-wakes up-
-yawns-
Best three hours of sleep I have ever had.
-stretches-
-gets out of bed and makes way to living room-
-yawns-
Hey Syn
-waves-

Mmm, I'm sure you do.
How can anyone not be satisfied with that monster cock of yours?
*lays back and continues watching porn*

I wonder if Bert will let me have Matt as my birthday present this year...

*smiles*
Hey Zacky.
Good night?

Syn wrote:: *smiles*
Hey Zacky.
Good night?

You could say that.
-smirks-
-grabs banana and jumps onto couch with Syn-
Who would have thought that an emo gang-bang would be so tiring?
-rests head back-

You mean emos don't just look gay? Some of them actually are? Jeeze, I always assumed you showed them a hard-on and they'd run a mile.

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[[ZACKYS MOOBS LOOK HUGE!!!]]

Syn wrote:: You mean emos don't just look gay? Some of them actually are? Jeeze, I always assumed you showed them a hard-on and they'd run a mile.

-peels banana-
Yeah.
There was like...two of them searching the streets, they picked me up, in a limo. Come on. Then, in the limo, there was like 5 others in there. It was fucking brilliant.
And...
-rummages in pants-
-pulls out a LOT of cash-
Thats what you get for entertaining the richest man in town.
-smirks-

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LOL! OLD!!))

Syn wrote:: [[ZACKYS MOOBS LOOK HUGE!!!]]

((I know. Thats what we said. We also said he has the same figure as one of the girls that went to our prom. She is FAT.))

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: You mean emos don't just look gay? Some of them actually are? Jeeze, I always assumed you showed them a hard-on and they'd run a mile.

-peels banana-
Yeah.
There was like...two of them searching the streets, they picked me up, in a limo. Come on. Then, in the limo, there was like 5 others in there. It was fucking brilliant.
And...
-rummages in pants-
-pulls out a LOT of cash-
Thats what you get for entertaining the richest man in town.
-smirks-

:shock:
Fuck me sideways, Zee!
I haven't made even half of that this week!
You lucky bastard.

Zacky wrote:: ((

LOL! OLD!!))

[[Their arms are so... naked!!! I'm frightened.]]

-laughs-
What can i say?
I'm hot and the whore, like me for a good ole gang bang.
-takes bite out of banana-
-chews-
:shock:
Haha, this reminds me of last night.
Oh Mick, -laughs-

*shakes head*
I'm so going out with you sometime.

Syn wrote:: *shakes head*
I'm so going out with you sometime.

I thought you didn't like the emos though.
-grins at-
Too emotional for you or something.
-takes another bite from banana-

Sweetheart, at that price I'd like pussy.
*laughs*

Syn wrote:: Sweetheart, at that price I'd like pussy.
*laughs*

-laughs-
Matt did a girl once, I think her dad paid him a LOT of money too or something, she was THAT ugly.
-laughs-
And yeah you're right.
This is a lot of money -rubs chest with money-
Oh, it makes me horny. -laughs-

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You two with your extra cash! Bastards!
Maybe I should up my prices?
A weight system perhaps?
Extra $5 for every pound overweight you are.
Extra $20 for every pound if you're topping me.
Flat out extra $100 if you can't find your cock.

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God bless photoshop.))

Syn wrote:: You two with your extra cash! Bastards!
Maybe I should up my prices?
A weight system perhaps?
Extra $5 for every pound overweight you are.
Extra $20 for every pound if you're topping me.
Flat out extra $100 if you can't find your cock.

Man, I would have to pay you so much money for a fuck then.
-laughs-
So, what did you do last night?
-finishes banana-