RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Zacky wrote:: Yes, this is the porno.
Should I set up the living room for you guys to watch?
It's very nice.
:D

-Laughs-
I think I'd have to wait a little while before watching it Zacky.
I have had sex twice today.
Let's just... save it for later, okay?

Syn wrote:: [[LoL, I'd be dumb enough to buy that DVD expecting guitar lessons.
"YOU BASTARDS STOP FUCKING! START SHOWING ME HOW TO PLAY TEENAGERS!"]]

((LOL!!! I would be glued to the screen and my mom comes in "Honey? Where are you? What are you doing?" "Uhm...Hiding from the boogie man..and..learning how to play teenagers" "OH! CAN I SEE?!" "NO! ONLY FOR 14 YEAR OLDS!"))

No-one's enough for me baby.
*winks*
I want to see this porno.
Does this one actually have a plot this time?
Or is it like the last one where the only plot was "OOH LOOK MAN BENT OVER!"

:roll:
Matt, you are sooooo boring.
-laughs-
I'll just watch it by myself then?

-Rolls eyes-
You horny bastard.
-Shoves playfully-
And I might watch, if everyone else is.
I should put some clothes on first though...
-Grins-

Syn wrote:: No-one's enough for me baby.
*winks*
I want to see this porno.
Does this one actually have a plot this time?
Or is it like the last one where the only plot was "OOH LOOK MAN BENT OVER!"

You know you get those porno where they interview the guys on video and then get them to do something to see if they have a future? Like an audition thingy?
Well, this is my audition tape.
-waves aroud hyper-
Race you to the living room.
-runs to living room-

Gerard wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[LoL, I'd be dumb enough to buy that DVD expecting guitar lessons.
"YOU BASTARDS STOP FUCKING! START SHOWING ME HOW TO PLAY TEENAGERS!"]]

((LOL!!! I would be glued to the screen and my mom comes in "Honey? Where are you? What are you doing?" "Uhm...Hiding from the boogie man..and..learning how to play teenagers" "OH! CAN I SEE?!" "NO! ONLY FOR 14 YEAR OLDS!"))

[[I swear down Ray is secretly Mr. Fantastic. Some of the chords in Teenagers are NOT FOR HUMAN FINGERS! They're IMPOSSIBLE! I know, I've tried. I'll stick to Metallica. At least I can play them.]]

Ooooh! I'm there.
*grabs Matt's hand*
Come on you lazy ass.
*pulls off bed*

((AHH ROBOT RAY!))

You guys really are whores, aren't you?
-Laughs-

Syn wrote:

Gerard wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[LoL, I'd be dumb enough to buy that DVD expecting guitar lessons.
"YOU BASTARDS STOP FUCKING! START SHOWING ME HOW TO PLAY TEENAGERS!"]]

((LOL!!! I would be glued to the screen and my mom comes in "Honey? Where are you? What are you doing?" "Uhm...Hiding from the boogie man..and..learning how to play teenagers" "OH! CAN I SEE?!" "NO! ONLY FOR 14 YEAR OLDS!"))

[[I swear down Ray is secretly Mr. Fantastic. Some of the chords in Teenagers are NOT FOR HUMAN FINGERS! They're IMPOSSIBLE! I know, I've tried. I'll stick to Metallica. At least I can play them.]]

((Maybe because he..has been playing longer than you? The fro gives him powers))

-puts porno on video player-
You coming dudes?
-sits on couch crossed legged-
-grabs remote and presses play-

Syn wrote:: Ooooh! I'm there.
*grabs Matt's hand*
Come on you lazy ass.
*pulls off bed*

-Moans-
Ahhhhh....
-Gets up-
-Gets dragged by Syn into frontroom-
You realise we are naked, right?

[[Fingers just don't bend that way!]]

Yeah, 'course we are.
*smiles*
*joins Zee on couch*
I chose to forgo clothing.
I've been naked most of the day, why stop now?

Matt wrote:

Syn wrote:: Ooooh! I'm there.
*grabs Matt's hand*
Come on you lazy ass.
*pulls off bed*

-Moans-
Ahhhhh....
-Gets up-
-Gets dragged by Syn into frontroom-
You realise we are naked, right?

*nods*
Well it's our house. Why not?

-Sits next to both on couch-
-Breathes-
-Yawns-
-Glares at Syn-
You really wore me out, bitch.
-Pokes-
I hope you are gonna make this up to me.
-Looks towards screen-

-laughs at Syn-
I feel left out.
-pulls of Shirt and pants-
I need to leave a little something.
-points at boxers-
-smiles-
-turns back to TV and watches-

Title:
"Zacky "Big Boy" Baker's audition tape."

Why am I nervous to watch this?
I know I kicked ass.

Make it up to you?
You're about to watch Zacky porn.
Do you really need me to do anything?

Syn wrote:: Make it up to you?
You're about to watch Zacky porn.
Do you really need me to do anything?

((That all I need to make me happy for life. LOL.))

*nods in approval*
Much better Baker.

*turns eyes to screen*

-Grins-
Hey you will make it up to me Syn.
-Pokes-
I will promise you that.
-Grins-
-Shivers-
Fuck me it's freezing...
Who's idea was it to be naked?
-Laughs-
-Gets comfy-

I'll hold you to that.
*smirks*
I believe it was my idea to be nude.
Deal with it or you don't get the cock again.

Syn wrote:: I'll hold you to that.
*smirks*
I believe it was my idea to be nude.
Deal with it or you don't get the cock again.

-Laughs at-
I think Syn is back. Haha.
Well you guys at least help to make me more warm.
-Glares at both-
-Moves closer towards-

((Haha its so funny because im trying to convert my friend from R&B to really classic rock. He said Rock is all about killing yourself and what not so I decided to start him off with a little Queen, Alice Cooper, The Ramones, etc. YAY!! HE CALLED ME A P.O.P WHATEVER THE HELL THAT IS! Aparrently its Princess of Punk. MUAHAHAHAHA!!))

Syn's only back because Brian was getting too comfortable with the intimacy...
Pft.
Porn.
Need I say more?
*wraps one arm around Matt and the other round Zacky*
Oooh, I feel like a sandwich.

-Smiles-
That's better.
-Rests head on shoulder and looks at screen-
-Snuggles into arms-
Mmm. Warm.
-Laughs-