RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

Syn wrote:: *calls*
In here!
Looks like you were, sweetheart.
I heard Zack turn up earlier.
Jizzface is nowhere in sight and I was with Schiepatti all night.

-Flops down on sofa-
Seen Bert? We got any jobs tonight?
What ye planning on doing for the day?
-Hear's loud Zacky snores-
:roll: Zacky is asleep by the sounds of things. Haha.
You have fun last night?

((So.... many....ideas.....
Chloe says "Ooh college!"
And yuh.))

*holds hands up*
Whoa, 20 questions.
*digs into pocket*
First question: Bert asked me to give you this.
*passes slip of paper*
I looked because I can't help myself. Must admit, I'm jealous.
Second question: I am going to do absolutely fuck-all. I deserve a break.
Third question: With Schiepatti? How could I not? Guys the only client I've got that I'd actually consider sleeping with for free.

Matt wrote:: ((So.... many....ideas.....
Chloe says "Ooh college!"
And yuh.))

[[I think next time we're coming to the end of an RP, we should put up a poll and see which one gets the most votes. That way, everyone'll feel more included.]]

Jealous?
:suspect: Why? Who is it?
Sorry man, I have just be alone all night with meh beer.
And good. All I need to do today is....
-Looks at paper-
:shock:
Is get myself ready!
-Nods and grins-

((Umm who is it?))

[[I have no idea, figured I'd let you decide, haha.]]

You chick.

-Grins-
I will get ready for that later.
And :roll: I am more man that you.
What happened between you and Brandan anyway? He good?

More man than me?
Want to prove that theory?
*quirks eyebrow*
Oh he's good.
*leans back*
He knows what and where the prostate is. Most guys I bottom for are clueless. He's also hot. Fuck knows why he needs whores. He could get it anywhere.

I dont need to prove it to you, fuck me everyone knows I am more man then all of you bitches.
-Rolls eyes-
And pft, Like I would ever bottom anyway.
I didn't for him and I'm not gonna do it for any clients.

You know, Matty, you get more clients if you bottom.
They'd love you.
Being able to dominate a big, strong, sexy, intimidating guy like you? Fuck even I'd pay for that.
And it's really not that bad.
That said, I don't care where they stick it, as long as the green follows.

You really are a whore, aren't you?
But no, I dont care, no one get's near my hot ass.
-Laughs-
-Raises eyebrow-
I'm sexy, huh?
Haha.

I'm not a whore, I'm just very dedicated to my job.
Which just happens to include whorin'.
You're not going to let anyone near your ass, eh?
I'm sure I can change your mind. I'll have you begging me to fuck you one day, I promise you.
And you know you're sexy, don't let it go to your head... unless you're planning to use it. ;)

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

[[Y'ello everyone]]

I know I am sexy.
I just didn't know that you thought so.
I thought the only guy you thought was sexy was yourself.
:roll:
And believe me, I will never beg you to fuck me.
Maybe I would beg to fuck you
But I am never gonna bottom.
Sorry babe!
Hahahaa.

[[*waves maniacally* HELLLOOOOO!]]

Oh, we'll see.
Well I can't fuck myself so there has to be at least one guy I can imagine when I'm with the fat, balding, old clients. ;)
I've discovered they don't like you screaming your own name.
Yours works perfectly.

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

[[Hey! =) I have no idea how to fit into this one, so I'll just watch. Heh.]]

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

[[Awww shoot, nevermind I gotta leave, going to the movies to see that rat.. whatever movie, so byeeeeeeee!!!]]

[[We'll find some idea for you. Like I said, we also need clients. You could be one of them. A shy teenage virgin Frank who's embarrassed coz he's never been with a guy or girl, perhaps?]]

Ooooh nice.
Old people.
Yeah, I have a deal with Bert, free sex with him for young hot clients.
-Grins-
I believe I have said your name a few times. Zacky too... Umm... I think that's it...
My clients are always hot though, so yeah.
Sometimes I just forget their names to I give up and justt call yours.
-Grins-

[[Dun like the look of that. Damn preachy rat. He was being all preachy on an advert before Shrek The Third which I saw again this morning.]]

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

Syn wrote:: [[We'll find some idea for you. Like I said, we also need clients. You could be one of them. A shy teenage virgin Frank who's embarrassed coz he's never been with a guy or girl, perhaps?]]

[[Thats what I wanted for the last rp, ha but that didn't work. I have no clue, I'll think about it... the roleplay doesnt seem as fun to me as it used to o.O Like a week or two ago it controlled my thoughts, now I could care less...]]

Syn wrote:: [[We'll find some idea for you. Like I said, we also need clients. You could be one of them. A shy teenage virgin Frank who's embarrassed coz he's never been with a guy or girl, perhaps?]]

((YUH! It'll be awesome. Would be cute. Or a lil troubled boy who we take in off the streets as our own and teach him all the ropes and shit. Whatever. BEING A SLUT IS EASY

I dont know why. ))

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

Syn wrote:: [[Dun like the look of that. Damn preachy rat. He was being all preachy on an advert before Shrek The Third which I saw again this morning.]]

[[That was a funny movie! Haha, everytime I saw Puss 'N Boots I thought of you, haha. Eh I figured I haven't had my fair share of kiddie movies seen in a while so I'll go with my friend to see this rat one. Which is a pain in the butt to spell! Anyways, adios! :D]]

I don't care if my clients aren't hot. They're more grateful if they're unattractive. Although it does take some acting skills.
"Oh, you're so hot. Fuck, you're so big!"
It'll come in handy for my budding porn-star career.

Number of posts : 2016 Age : 38 Registration date : 2007-05-23

Matt wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[We'll find some idea for you. Like I said, we also need clients. You could be one of them. A shy teenage virgin Frank who's embarrassed coz he's never been with a guy or girl, perhaps?]]

((YUH! It'll be awesome. Would be cute. Or a lil troubled boy who we take in off the streets as our own and teach him all the ropes and shit. Whatever. BEING A SLUT IS EASY

I dont know why. ))

[[YAY your not ignoring me.... for some reason I thought you were mad at me or something. Meh. Your not are you? I like the sound of the second idea though, aahaha "excuse me sir, how do you get to be a whore?" ahaha]]