RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Syn wrote:

*smiles happily*
I can't wait.
*watches as Coby leaves*
*looks up to sky*
*clasps hands together*
Thank you GOD!
Nothing could spoil this moment.

((Is that a que for it to be spoilt?
Cos if so, I haven't made a character profile for that Italian guy (I forgot his name, opps) so yeah.))

-walks down to cabin and opens the door quickly-
-walks inside and walks over to bed-
So, what do I take my clothes off ready for him?
Get the lube out.
Do that first.
-nods to self and riffles through Syn's drawers-
Ahh-HA!
-grabs lube and shrugs throwing in on the bed-
What else?
Fuck...

[[Hmmm, could work.
I shall have to tweak it when I have finished this final chapter.
I want to get it written over the next few days so that I have it all perfect and ready for Halloween.]]

((Okies. You don't have to use that idea if you got one better. That was just random and how I see the music video for it.
-shrugs-
That and Matt and Zacky rape roleplay.
Meh. Hah.
Okies. Halloween is gonna be awesome this year. Hah.))

*leans against wheel*
Someone up there must like me.
*smiles to self*
After everything, the beatings, the rapes, the attacks, the mutiny's, things are finally going right for me.
I have the perfect boyfriend, the perfect little bitch, the perfect ship...
It's about time things went Syn's way.
*sighs contentedly*
*looks towards stairs*
I wonder if he's ready for me yet?

[[LoL, doesn't have to be spoilt.
Maybe have them both worrying that it will be coz it always is but have it going ahead perfectly?
Or have Coby finding some of Syn's extreme porn, freaking out or something daft like that?
Again, not necessarily spoiling it, just adding a slight comedic touch or something.]]

((YEAH! Have it work for them for once. Hah.
I like the extreme porn idea though. Hah. I shall use it.))

Okie. So, just sit here I guess. Look seductive ready for him.
-breathes deeply and climbs onto the bed-
-accidently leans on the remote-
-wipes hand over face, hears moaning-
-furrows brow and looks towards the TV-
-widens eyes at the screen-
-whimpers watching guy get pounded into by two guys-
Mommy.
-grabs the remote quickly but drops it on the floor-
God DAAAAAAAMN-it!
-scrambles off the bed and onto the floor-
-fights with remote to turn off TV-

((Ok! Me done half of each essay.
Okay maybe not half on the modern novel one.
Whyyy did I take English Literature?!?!
))

Jacoby wrote:

((YEAH! Have it work for them for once. Hah.
I like the extreme porn idea though. Hah. I shall use it.))

Okie. So, just sit here I guess. Look seductive ready for him.
-breathes deeply and climbs onto the bed-
-accidently leans on the remote-
-wipes hand over face, hears moaning-
-furrows brow and looks towards the TV-
-widens eyes at the screen-
-whimpers watching guy get pounded into by two guys-
Mommy.
-grabs the remote quickly but drops it on the floor-
God DAAAAAAAMN-it!
-scrambles off the bed and onto the floor-
-fights with remote to turn off TV-

*looks at watch*
He's got to be ready by now.
He can't touch my hair and expect me to wait.
*heads down below deck*
*reaches for doorknob*
*hears noises coming from inside room*
*presses ear against door*
Ooops, left Backdoor Sluts 9 in.

-shuts tv off and breathes deeply-
-places remote gently on the bed side table-
-shakes head and climbs back onto bed-
Am I really ready for that?
I mean, the way that poor guy was strecthed.
-shudders-
Yikes.
-flattens down hair and slumps back against the head board-

I wouldn't be surprised if he's climbed out of the porthole and is swimming for the nearest island right about now.
*knocks lightly on door*
Coby?
Can I come in?
*pushes door open slowly*

Huh?
-head whips around to look at the door-
Oh erm.. Yes. I'm...
-looks around and crosses legs some what seductively-
-shakes hair from face and deepens voice-
...wating for you.

*walks into cabin*
*shuts door behind*
*eyes scan over Coby*
So I can see.
*smiles at*
*walks across to*
*sits on bed by Coby*

-smiles at and giggles a little-
Oh man. You really suck.
-shakes head and looks over at Syn-
So...
Shall we get down to it?
Want to pound into me and kill my poor organs?
Hurt me?
What the hell do I say?
-smiles at Syn-

Yeah.
*laughs nervously*
This is interesting.
I've never been nervous before.
Except that one time...
*smiles at*
Okay, so... now we... with the love making.
*laughs*
Christ, I sound like such a tit.

[[That one time: When Syn lost his virginity. I just have this image of him losing it to an older woman, someone quite experienced and him being all terrified and squeaky voiced and shit. The image in my head amuses me. Because it's like 26 year old Syn, haha.]]

-laughs and tucks hair behind ear-
No, you don't.
I feel like one though.
Heh.
-swallows and licks lips nervously-
-looks over at Syn from corner of eye-
Erm... Yeah.

((Haha. LOL. I have the same image now. It's funny. I'm sort of imagining them both as teenage boys now. Awwww. Cute image in my head is making me
Someone needs to write a Synoby High School fic!
-nods-
NOW!
Hah.))

*runs hand up thigh*
*shakes head*
No, you feel much nicer.
*smiles at*
*cups cheek in hand*
*kisses lips lightly*
You taste better too.
*laughs*
Okay, that was going too far...

[[AGH! SO MANY FIC IDEA'S BEING FLUNG AROUND!
I could probably manage a short Synoby HS one shot.]]

-laughs-
Thanks.... I think.
-cocks eyebrow and shrugs-
So. Down to the love making?
-pauses-
You're right. It does sound tit-ish.
-nods-
So. Here it goes I guess.

((EEEEEEEEEEE.
-le sqeeeeeeee-
Teh awesome.
I would write more hardcore porn, but I don't think it'll be good for my creative writing class.
Hmmmm...))

*laughs*
We should just do something before we launch into a barrage of breast related jokes.
Nothing kills the passion quite so quickly.
Syn, shut up.
Yeah.
*moves to straddle Coby's hips*
*moves into a kiss*
*grips sides softly*

[[Well it is creative, haha.

Gahh, I keep having a crisis thinking "Oh God, have I made these clues too obscure? Have I thrown people in the wrong direction? Am I going to get rotten tomatoes thrown at me after the big reveal."
I think about 5 people have them all right, so obviously the clues can't be that confusing.
Woo for that!]]

Yeah.
That sounds good to me.
-nods and looks up into Syn's eyes-
-rests back against the headboard and closes eyes-
-slips arms to Syn's back slowly and sinks into the kiss-
Just keep kissing him and don't take charge, at all.
Let him be in control.
It all goes wrong when you go into control...
...
Stop thinking... things and enjoy this!
-rolls eyes at thoughts behind closes lids and concentrates on Syn's lips-

((Very creative.
-nods-
Hah.
There is about 6 of us in that class that wants to write hardcore porn so... yeah, we might have to overthrow our teacher. Any ideas?

Am I one of them?
No! Don't tell me! I want it to be a surprise!!!
Heh.
Obscure is what we live for. Remember who your readers are... you have "Miss I am Shadows! I am beefy! I am a fag!" and you have me. So, I wouldn't panic. Hah.))

*shifts weight*
*moves kisses along jaw, over neck*
*pushes shirt up while planting soft kisses in crook of Coby's neck*
*runs fingers along exposed stomach*
*slides hands flat under shirt, rubbing at pecs*

[[Erm...
Call a mutiny?

Haha.
I'm sure you two will be happy either way.
As long as there's boysexxing.
And there was, so you should be happy.
And what the bloody hell is that beefy fag Shadows thing about?
Aside from humour.]]

-moans softly and opens eyes-
-looks down at Syn and brings hand up to Syn's head-
-fingers some of Syn's locks-
-rubs hand along Syn's arm, with other hand-
Mmmm...
You're skin, hair... everything is so soft.
-smirks-
Hopefully not everything for too long though.

((Ohhhhhh.

Well, I know that she went on the tagboard on the Avenged myspace and the real Shadows came on like "I'm M Shadows." But of course she would do a me and not believe it and said "Nooooo! I AM SHADOWS! I AM BEEFY! AND I AM A FAG!" And then he banned her from the tagboard. Hahaha. ZOMGFUNNEH.
Aside from that, I have no idea. But she has an icon with it on now too. Hah.))

*mumbles into neck*
I bathe in moisturiser.
*laughs*
*lifts Coby's shirt over head*
*runs hand across bare chest*
*moves kisses down across chest, teasing nipples with teeth*

[[Oooohhhhhh.
I went on that and kinda insulted Shads when he was on.
I never got banned though.
Can't remember what I said now.
I just thought it was someone pretending to be him.]]

-moans and looks down at Syn-
You have a mouth of a God.
-rests head back and moans again-
-fumbles hands down to Syn's shirt and tries to pull at-
-groans and looks up-
God Damnit.

((Haha.
I should go on there sometime. But meh.
Apparently there is something in the MVI about Zacky going onto the myspace and no one believeing that he is him. Hah.))

*lifts head up*
*smirks up at*
Well then, we should do this before he wants it back.
*laughs*
*runs fingers along sides*
*continues kissing at chest*

-groans and pulls at Syn's shirt-
-pulls over Syn's head and throws aside-
Finally.
-laughs to self and pushes self onto Syn's frame-
-straddles Syn's hips and leans down to attack neck with kisses-
What?...Are you doing?!!!! We agreed he would be in control!
God Damn you and your manly ways.

This was unexpected!
*breathes heavily*
Mmm, Coby...
*lightly rakes nails over chest*
*continues with one hand, runs fingers of other hand along hem of trousers*