RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-smirks-
-waltz over to-
Yes...
-reaches down and grabs Syn's crotch-
...little.
-laughs-
-lets go and places hands on hips-
Your bitch of a boyfriend sent me up here, took over the kitchen while I was cleaning. He told me to find another job. So I came to you.
You want me to blow you?
That'll keep me busy.
And Coby won't know, he's too busy chopping up carrots.
-smirks and presses self up to Syn-

((I KNOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
-dies from cuteness-))

Mm, as tempting as the offer may be.
*pushes away*
I'm good for now, thanks.
I got enough action last night.
*smirks*
Besides the point, I need you to look after this kid for me.
*gestures to door*
We rescued him off the coast.
Pretty cute, you'd probably like him.

[[LoL, according to some jokers over at Last.FM, the support for MCR is Jason Donavan.]]

Look after some kid?
-laughs-
You sure...?
Oh...
-laughs-
I get what to you mean, there's some kid in there you want me to fuck and then give you the video.
-laughs evilly-
Gotcha.
But, since when do I do cute?

((Haha.
It wouldn't surprise me. Hah.))

No, I want you to look after him and make sure he settles in.
He's only 15, he doesn't need warping just yet.
He's already had my dirty old man eyes all over him, I think raping him would be a bit much.
*laughs*
Are you saying I'm not cute?
*pouts*
*flutters eyelashes*

[[Anything's better than MSI.]]

Fifteen?
You expect me to hang around with a fifteen year old?
Can't you get one of the idiots to do that?
Can't I just be your slave instead.
-rolls eyes-
Syn. You know what cute is, you ain't it.
-crosses arms over chest-
You're an arrogant hot ass.
-looks at door-
If this is punishment then... he's gonna be a goodie goodie isn't he?
-sighs-

((True. Hah.))

I could but Shadows would try to pet him, Mick would rape him, Cristina would turn him against me and I don't even want to think about what Brody would do.
You're the only one I trust for my public relations.
*winks*
*walks behind Zacky*
*presses self close to*
*grinds against ass*
*presses kisses along neck*
I'll make it up to you, I promise.
*nips at neck*

-groans-
-closes eyes and bites back a moan-
-says cautiously-
You better do.
-pulls away from grasp-
But he's gonna sort this out.
-nods down to own crotch-
-smirks and places hand on the door handle-

*rolls eyes*
Fine.
Just be gentle, yeah?
Don't want to corrupt him too much too fast.
Could be a good playmate for us.
*smirks*
I better go see how Coby's doing.
Then fuck him with his own wooden spoon.
*laughs*
Have fun, Zee.
*slaps ass*
*walks off*

[[And now I must leaf.
TA-RA!]]

-rolls eyes-
Such a bastard.
-turns door handle-
But so sooooo good in bed.
-groans and walks into cabin-
Ok Kid.
Ready to become a sexy man's bitch?
-smirks and shuts door behind and stalks over to bed-

((Okies.
I shall see you tomorrow night. At around 7ish. Depends what my parents have planned. Hah.))

((Ahh! I am so happy!! Me and Matt are finally together, today was like, the best ever and arghhhhh I just wanna die from all the happiness
But I won't.
I won't go on about him though.
I am just happy. Hehe.))

((So tired.
And no one is on.
Well, I got my camera today, but not the MVI, the local CD guy doesn't know when it's gonna be in, so HMV and Virgin may not have it either by the sound of things.
Yikes, do we really need this all over again?
-rolls eyes-

Well, I shall be at work again tomorrow. I don't want to really, since I felt like I was gonna pass out most of the day and kept seeing the shop smaller/bigger than it was. Not nice.
But meh, tomorrow 10 til 2, another £20 so I can't really complain, can I?))

((There is nothing more amazing then falling asleep in your boyfriends arms. Hehe.
Yesterday was amazing, I didn't drink and me and Matt were all the whole night. Hehe. Me and Emma talked and sorted stuff out too so it's all good.
LOL and I also made out with Freya, coz she asked me to. LOL.
Joe, her boyfriend was annoyed but Matt was ust like Hahaha.
I be happy.
Even though I am home and having to clean and I am away from Matt which sucks :(
Is everyone else happy?))

((Goddammit I feel like I am gonna be sick.
My silly second cousins or something have been round who I haven't seen in like, 5 years.
Gah! They were so annoying! Assuming I was emo and examining my wrists and shit.
Gah, I hate people like that.
And I have only eaten a coupla cocktail sausages today and I am HUNGREH lol
Sorry, I'll stop moaning now.))

[[I wasn't on yesterday coz I was working.
Lovely to be informed of that at the last sodding minute.
So I was stuck in a bar with a Comedy Club going on, people whining coz their interval drinks were fucked up.
I prepared the drinks during the performance so they'd be ready for the interval, like I was supposed to.
But the guy went on for an extra half hour so all the ice that I'd put in for people had melted and diluted the alcohol.
Then my feet started aching like a bitch.
Then people treated me like I was an idiot because I couldn't bloody hear what people were asking coz my ear's fucked up and GAAAAH!

Okay, I'm calm.
Honest.]]

((Awww!!
I am sorry =(
But it's okay, you're home now :)

I don't think there is much point me coming on here anymore, Chloe hates me and I hardly ever see you and it's just...
*Shrugeth*))

[[To add to that, I'm in a really foul mood and actually have been all weekend.

Friday night, I get upstairs, flip on Scuzz and find I've just missed most of a damn countdown with Zacky and Johnny introducing and chatting about the most successful bands of the 21st Century.
Mel insists she didn't know it was on which is fucking bullshit because she'd been watching fucking Scuzz all night.

My mother was supposed to take me into town yesterday so I could sort out my bank but because fucking Mel didn't want to go, she decided not to.
I had the stuff at work which wasn't my fault, add that to the fact that I still get confused to fuck when I cash up and had to get a fucking 14 year old to help me with it and y'know, no fun.
Then I got home and looked at my calendar and ended up crying because I should have been at an A7X album launch in Newcastle last night but couldn't afford to go.
So I went downstairs, had a drink with my parents and asked them why people in the real world hate me so much.
My mother had a huge fucking list - my piercings, my hair, my clothes, my hobbies, my favourite music, my very existence so it seems.

Then today everyone's yelling at me because I wanted to use the computer or because my amp was too loud or because I can't play my guitar right and...

I'm really not a happy teddy today.
]]

((Aww.
That sucks so much.
It's mean of your mother to make you feel even worse when you're already upset.
Sounds like a really crappy weekend =[=[=[
But it'll get better =]
To be honest, I don't know why you're having such a bad time. You're an awesome person, who likes great music and has a great fashion. I think it's just where you live, coz if you lived down here it would be different, I'm sure. =]
I think it's such a waste that you are getting a hard time and people don't seem to appreciate you.
Coz we looooove you
Coz you are incredible.
=D
Hehe.))

[[That's what my mum does best though.
Makes me feel worse about myself when I'm down in hopes it'll stop me being who I am.
I've had to compromise myself for people before.
When I was in school, I didn't recognize the girl I saw in the mirror, I'm not allowing that to happen now.

I don't understand what's so wrong with me either to be honest.
I see people like me around all the time but they always look at me in disgust or treat me like shit.
I don't understand what is so fucking repellent about me!

Okay, I'm gonna stop ranting.
I'll just listen to A7X and stay quiet.]]

((Aww, okay then.

It's mean.
I still don't understand why people can be like that with you though, you know.
I'd love to live near you =]
Silly people not appreciating how lucky they are that they live near you.
But yeah, listen to A7X to calm you down.
I would listen to music but I'm not allowed. I'm in meh sisters room, she's got a "my room; my rules" thing going on. I hate being ordered around by a 13 year old. LOL.))

[[A7X are the best thing to calm me down, haha.
Even if it has caused my family to shut the door on me so they can't hear it.
Ah well, let them laugh and have fun without me.
They normally do anyway.
I'm the dark horse of the family, fun eh?

Heh, that's exactly what I have in my room.
My sister can watch my TV as long as she informs me when anything to do with my big five are on the music channels.
Which she broke so now she's not going back in for a while.
I don't care that it's being petty, I've not been particularly upbeat recently, seeing that A7X thing would have really cheered me up.

Yeah, my stopping whining is going well.]]

((I'm home.
Finally.
Well today at work was good, even though the journey home was pretty shitty.
Heh.
I am one of the smartest under 18's working there, for serious.
I told my supervisor what to do today. Hahaaah!
Me and a couple of other awesome girls who are called The Tinkwebells, cos we just seem to be everywhere and anyway. Hah.
So, all good.

And Jo, don't play the "Oh woe is me, Chloe hates me I'm so innocent look" because it doesn't work. Ok? And Emma told you what's annoying her about you? What did she say?))

((BRB foooooooood. I am sooooooo hungry. Hah. Only had a cookie at the bus stop today. Yikes.))

((Chloe!! Gah!
And I'm not saying what Emma said about it all.
But she said how ou both felt about me.
And about how you hate me.
She actually did say that Chloe hates me.
*Shrugeth*
And please. You totally ignore me whenever I come on boards, I try and talk to you and it's blagh.
One day I am just gonna give up trying.))

((Well fab.
Now you know exactly how I feel.
And by the way Jo, Emma isn't exactly too found of you either.
So don't go pointing all the blame on me and acting so damn innocent like you haven't done anything cos I am fucking sick of it.))

[[*quietly listens to A7X in the corner*
I'm not in the mood to get in the middle of this.
I'm still here though.]]