RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I do.
I feel very guilty.

How does it make me feel?
MAD! INSANE! CRAZED! I WANT TO GO ROUND AND KICK RACCOONS FACES OFF THEIR BODIES!
*runs round in a circle screaming*

Oooh awesome!
And orange as well, how nonconformist, haha.
FUCK SILVER!]]

((Good.

-blinks-
It appears that are time is up.
-stands up and runs out the room screaming-

Yep.
Have you even know me to conform? Seriously? Hah.
But it's out of stock.
-shakes fist at Littlewoods-
Damn yooooooooou.))

[[NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
*sits*
*twiddles thumbs*
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!!?!?!?!?!?!

I swear, I've not had anything to drink/smoke/snort or anything today.
I'm in a really odd mood.

Damn those Littlewoods bastards!
I shall take my anger out on them.
*kicks*]]

((Get a hobby? Stalk someone? Join a social club?
Hah.

It's all good. Tis making me smile.

-shrugs-
If you must.
-sits back and watches-
Haha.))

[[Meh, too much effort.
I'll just sit hear refreshing YouTube excessively.

Haha, that's okay then!

Right.
*finds Littlewoods*
*dresses in a dolphin outfit*
*rapes*
Ahhhh.
Okay, I'm done.]]

((Okie Dokie.
Hopefully it will be a UK orientated clip.
-gasps-
Maybe it will be from the signing!
-joygasm-

Hahaha.
-falls off chair-
A dolphin outfit?
YAY!
-claps flipper together and jumps for joy-
-makes happy dolphin noise-

I am quite insane at this moment. Tis your fault!
Hah.
Brb. Foooooooooddddd.))

[[Hmmm, might be!
I think they're all from the making of the album.
It'll probably be Wolfie yammering about fuck all again.
I love that fox but seriously, I'd like something a little more A7X oriented.

YESH!
I rape dolphins... don't ask why.
Note to self: Stop watching Boosh, it's killing your sanity.

Buahahahahaha, I'm evil.

Have fun eatiiiiiiiiiing.]]

[[Whaddya know, it's Wolfie The Fox yammering about fuck all again.
Except it's actually quite funny and I had a total Bratt attack coz Matt's wearing one of Brian's shirts and squeeeee, I want the album NOW!
But... I must not download it.
Damnit, it's on the community now and people are telling me I can be surprised earlier than planned and I'm so bloody tempted but I know I'll regret it and...
*weeps*
This is so hard.]]

((Back!
Oh Damnit. I can't watch the Wolfie.
Oh darn.
-rolls eyes-

You must resist the urge.
I shall as long as you doooooooooo.))

[[It's basically a trailer for the album but with Wolfie randomly popping up.
Not enough Zacky.

I can't resist.
I'm downloading it... BUT I'm not going to listen.
I don't think.
I just want it there so I know it's there, y'know?
I'm thinking of putting it on my MP3 player to listen to at midnight on it's release date.]]

((He was in it!
ZACKY WAS!!!!! YAY!
He was in the cartoon. With a CAMERA!
Shake it like a polarode picture.
-dances-

-shakes head-
I am ashamed.
I'm gonna be a good girl and wait.
...
That and I don't think it will download in two hours for me.
My computer is slooooooooooooower than my grannie.

Well. Random RP while you wait?))

[[Oooh did you get to watch it?

Spoiler:

Ahem.

I'm not going to download it actually.
My computer just cut off half way through.
GOOD COMPUTER!
I'll behave.
Besides I just need to open flippin' IE anyway so fuck it.

Yesh, RP-ing would be good.]]

((I did in the end.
I went onto your LJ post and had a lookie on there.

Good Good.
XD.
Iamdownloadingit.
I'M SORRRY! But Lost is so tempting and...
I blame Dan.
-points at Dan and runs away-

Yeayyyyyyyyy!
What do you wanna doooooooo?))

[[HOW COULD YOU?
yeahi'mtryingagaintoo.
Dude, if it's done before 9, we should both listen to it at the same time and discuss the tracks as they go along.
My reasons for downloading it are basically the fact my dad is always off on Mondays and so he'd be clattering round the house when I'm trying to listen to it and it'd ruin the effect.
Plus I've had a shitty few weeks.
Plus the band have already heard it, as have all the critics!
It's just the fans waiting now.
Surely we should be the first to hear it.

We could carry on from where we left off last night or start another random bit, I dunno.
I'm open to anything.]]

((Yeah. That sounds fair.
I am on 95%.
But I can wait. XD.
I mean, I've waited since like last year for the album cos that's why they had cancelled the tour. Well, they said. And I have being like ever since "This better be worth it." Haha.
I'm so bitter. XD.

YAY! SYNACKY!
Oh how I have missed yeeeeeee.
Okie Dokie.
You wana start? While I get my half term homework out the way.))

[[Cool, then we're both going to downloading hell together.
I'm only on 42% but I've only got 11 minutes left to go.

Okie dokie!
I'm just gonna make it next morning, heh.
Too psyched to be sexy, coherent Syn right now, LoL.]]

((I am through downloading hell. Haha.
But I can wait.
I shall listen and dance to Paramore and imagine Syn and Zacky dancing around and singing crushcrushcrush to a camera in tight clothes... in a shower... sweaty... and wet... and hard. And pray to Lord Shadows that it will be leaked on the internet by one of the Berry's.
-dreams-

Okie Dokie.
Sounds good to meh.))

The Next Morning

Captain Gates spent most of the night fucking the drunken Zacky with the scotch bottle Cristina had tried to pilfer. Zacky's back is pretty much scratched to ribbons, the healed over scars being torn apart again by Syn's nails but both enjoyed the dirty night of passion.

*in the Captain's cabin*
*moans whilst waking up*
*opens eyes*
*sees light streaming in from porthole*
Uuuhhhh...
*covers eyes with arm*
*rubs at head*
Fucking sun.

-feels bed shift slightly-
-eyes crack open-
-blinks-
Oh God.
-holds onto head-
I am never drinking again.
-moans-

[[Downloaded!

Correct tracklisting order:
1. Critical Acclaim
2. Almost Easy
3. Scream
4. Afterlife
5. Gunslinger
6. Unbound (The Wild Ride)
7. Brompton Cocktail
8. Lost
9. A Little Piece of Heaven
10. Dear God

I hate it when tracks aren't in the right order.
Synchronized start at 9.00?]]

((-nods insanely-
I hope I last out.
Dan said he is gonna annoy me until I listen to it. Haha.))

*rubs eyes*
I'd be inclined to agree with you but I'll never manage it.
*turns over*
*eyes widen*
Zacky, what the fuck are you doing in my bed?
*looks round room*
Where's Coby?
Why are...
*looks back to Zacky*
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say I fucked you last night.

-nods into pillow-
-muffles into pillow-
Ip os ooooooooooooo ood.
-lifts head-
-wipes bed hair from face-
-looks at Syn through bloodshot eyes-
You fucking killed my back.
-grins-
It still hurts.
Thanks.

((Start now!))

[[Haha, GO!]]

*smiles at*
I aim to please.
*slaps back*
Anytime you want a top-up.
*laughs*
Ohh, the jollity is killing me.