RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-moans against Syn's skin-
-runs hand along Syn's chest, squeezing pecs gently-
Mmmm.
You taste sooooooo good.
-laughs to self-
So. You wanna take charge of me now?
-smiles-

You sure?
I mean, I quite like all this being ravaged by you.
*smirks at*
You and your magic hands and mouth.
*kisses along collarbone*
But if you're not comfortable with it...

-laughs-
I'd feel better if you were doing it.
You know what you are doing.
-smiles down at-

((Sex yet?
))

*smiles back at*
*pecks lips*
Okay.
*flips self and Coby over*
*kisses down chest, across stomach*
*looks down at crotch*
Hi.
*laughs at own stupidity*
Just ignore me.
*pops button on trousers*
*draws zip down*
*pulls over hips*

-laughs-
I'm so glad we are not taking this seriously.
-smiles and lifts hips so Syn can get pants off-
-kicks to the floor and leans forward-
-starts to undo Syn's pants-
Hello Big boy.
-smirks-

((Brb. Fooooooood. Finally.))

Mmm, hey big boy yourself...
*runs fingers lightly along Coby's hard on*
I could do serious if you wanted.
*puts on stern face*
*puts on posh voice*
Now, for the love making process tonight...
*starts laughing*
I'm sorry!
*pecks lips*
*smiles at*
I find I'm less nervous when I'm being a goofball.

[[Okie dokie.
Awww, I like the slightly goofy aspect of them doing thisssssss.
I can't guarantee I'm going to get through this without falling off my chair laughing though.
Stupid Noble.]]

God. Don't do that.
The sex ed teacher was never hot at my school.
-laughs-
But, I like it when you're a goofball.
-kisses lips-
Because you are my goofball.
-smiles and pulls down for a longer kiss-
-snakes heads down to Syn's pants and pulls down hips-

((Baaaaaaack.
It's so cute. I makes me go N'awwwwwwwwww. Hah.))

Note to self, get suit, role-play with Coby.
*smiles into kiss*
*kicks trousers off*
*looks down between self and Coby*
We're doing well.
*laughs nervously*
*runs hands up thighs*
You ready for this?

[[Yeah, s'cute.
Just shows the extent of intimacy between 'em.
Also cheering me up as my stomach's a little iffy.]]

Yay!
-laughs weakly-
Erm...
-looks down at self and back up to Syn's face-
I think so...
Yeah. Let's do this.
-nods and smiles-
Together.
Obviously.

((I have a suggestion to cheer you up. Go along to the a7x LJ and seeeee the latest post. LOAAAAAADS of videos on myspace. hah. Zacky says Penis. And it's funny. Hah.))

*laughs*
You're adorable.
Okay, um...
You've already been in here, preparing.
Wanna help me prepare?
*nods down to hard-on*
I'm assuming you know what I mean... or do I have to be sexy sex ed teacher and explain.

[[My computer's being a bitch.
Hence the reason my posts are so delayed.
I'll check it out at some point though, haha.]]

I think I get what you mean.
-smiles-
Sort of.
Ok. Just do what you think, if you are wrong, he'll say. Right?
-bites lip and reaches behind to grab lube from earlier-
-pops the cap and squirts some onto palm-
-looks back at Syn's face and smiles-
-looks down to Syn's cock-
Ok. You're doing good. It's all good so far.
-reaches down and takes Syn's cock and rubs lube over thickly-


((Oh righties.
Well, it a lot of videos. And the Zacky interview, he so cute smiling and such, so it'll be worth the wait me thinks.
-nods-
Don't worry. If my posts are delayed, it's cos I am eating ice cream.))

*breath hitches*
Very good, baby.
*eyes flutter closed*
Very, very good.
*laughs*
Cold though.
You might wanna stop or this'll be all over before we even begin.

-takes hands away-
-laughs nervously-
Sorry.
A little nervous I guess.
-bites lip-
So... now we... erm... I guess... yeah.
-blushes-

((First item on the Christmas List...))

Yeah.
Now we...
*bites lip*
This might kinda hurt a bit.
*strokes chest reassuringly*
And... if it's too bad, just... just tell me and I'll stop and...
I love you and I don't want to hurt you and...
*grunts*
Christ, Brian, just shut up!!!

[[See I wanted that or the white Bandit shirt but they don't accept mine or my parents cards.
I hate Syn.
disclaimer: chyeahwhatever.

Oh and Syn's not stretching him because I'd die laughing.
So meh.]]

-laughs-
It's ok Bri.
-bites lip-
Just do it, I'll be fine.
I just...
-sighs and strokes arms gently-
...want you inside of me.
So... Go, yeah?
-smiles up at-

((Hopefully it shall work for meeeee then.
That's the only thing I have on my Christmas list at the moment. Hah.
Well, that and the Zacky V belt buckle. In piiiiiiiiiink. Yay! Manly!

Hah. Okies. Any reason why you would die laughing?))

Okay.
*breathes deeply*
*lines self up at entrance*
*leans down for a quick kiss*
I'll try and make this feel good for you baby.
*slowly pushes self in*
*moans low in throat*
Oh Godddd...
Don't go in too fast... be gentle...

[[Well I'm assuming you'd seen the Ross Noble infaltable set from last night.
At one point he decided to piss people off and walked towards one of the hands.
He then used the giant finger to re-enact a prostate exam.
So he had this giant finger poking him in the arse, while he forced himself back on it, screaming at the top of his lungs.]]

-grips finger nails into Syn's back-
Oh God...
-closes eyes and moans out in pain-
Fuck...
-breathes deeply-
Fuck. This is supposed to feel good?!


((Muhaha! It's like the family Guy episode I watched with my parents that one time. Hah. LOOOOOOOOL.
...
-goes to Chloe Land-
I wonder if any of Avenged have had prostate exams.
Hmmm...potential fic?))

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
*bites lip to avoid moaning*
*pushes self into hilt*
*stills inside*
I'm sorry, baby...
It gets better, I promise you.
*pecks lips*
You gotta relax, love.

[[Haha, yeaaaah.
"I was going to rape you but you ran away."]]

-nods-
I know. I know.
-breathes-
Just... I know.
-bites lip and tries to relax-
Ok. It feels...
-chokes out-
...a little better now.


((Hah! Yeah.
I can imagine Jimmy as the doctor though. No The cockter. Hah.
I'll be quiet.

Hehehehe! ZOMG!
Watch this.
At around 11:50.
Zacky's laugh, listen out for it, I nearly pissed myself. XD.
I have tears in my eyes.
Ohhhh. Hehah!Hahaaaaaaaaa!))

I'm really sorry.
Just... I'll make it better.
*kisses lips again*
I promise.
*slowly begins moving inside*
*tries to surpress moan*
This isn't allowed to be good for me until it is for him.
Now, where is it?

[[
ahghsgdhsgdasufnpsiv;dlmvdpfiofn!!!ivsldibnsldig!!!
THEY'RE TRYING TO GET A SERENITY SEQUEL MADE!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

I'm calm.
Honest.
*shifty eyes*]]

I know you will.
-blinks away tears quickly-
-smiles weakly and shifts a little-
-looks down and sees cock getting soft-
Oh No No Noooo! Don't do this to me.
-throws head back and sighs-
-closes eyes-
It WILL feel good. So fucking good.
-shifts and feels Syn's cock brush past something inside-
-eyes fly open and moans-
Oh Goddddd.
-whips head up sharply-
What was that?


((...-backs away slowly-

Happy? Hah.))

*grins*
Thank fuck.
*taps nose*
That is your prostate, Mr. Shaddix.
*laughs*
Obviously someone didn't pay attention during sex ed.
*brushes over again*
Mmmm...

[[Like Syn in The Purple Store.
It was cancelled after 12 episodes, they made a film and it bombed so there was apparently no chance of a sequel - despite it being AMAZING.
But now there's a chance and... and yay!!!
*dances*]]

-groans-
Was too busy staring at the teachers boobs.
-laughs but is cut short by hard jab to prostate-
Oh Fuuuu-ck.
-whimpers-
I love you so much.
-grips harder onto Syn's back and starts to rock hips-

((Hah. Purple.
LOL.
Awesome. Glad you are cheeeeeeeeee-red. Hah.
That fucking laugh has got me fucking grinning.
Such a cute podge-chuckle.
HeeHeeHeee.
Hah.

I want to watch some Hannah Montana.))

Boys.
*laughs*
*continues angling thrusts at prostate*
It's all about boobs.
*grunts*
Bet you never expected to be in this position back then, eh?
*moans low in throat*
Someone like me, taking you like this...
*lets out breathless laugh*
Brian, shut up.
Yeah, I love you too.
Better.
*grunts*
Christ, Coby, you're so fucking tight.