RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Sorry. I poofed. Damn parents needing the computer.
I can't wait until I have it in my room.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

That reminds me, when you comr down to me, you have to get thrown out of the Portsmouth HMV. I shall wait outside, since I boycotted it after the last time.

I'ma going for dinner now. I shall be back.
Start the RPee, if you are still feeling HI-LA-ROUUUUUUUS.))

[[I have a massive urge to write a hentai based around Scream.
Will do that at some point.

Well if you insist, it'll be very fun.
I'll just go in there in my full A7X garb.
I find people don't mess with you if you've got the sideways cap, sunglasses and the glare.
Buahahahaha.

I poofed myself out.
But I SHALL BECOME SPAZZY AGAIN!
*listens to Scream again*
"SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM, THE WAY YOU WOULD IF I RAVAGED YOUR BODY!"

Right I shall think of something.]]

*starts drunkenly singing to self*
I WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAAAAAAAAL!!!
*tips empty bottle of whiskey up over open mouth*
Gnuhhhh.
*slams bottle down*
I wanna feel you from the *hic* insiiiiiiide.
*gets up from chair*
*heads across to liquor cabinet*
I wanna fuck you like an ANIMAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!
*pulls half empty bottle of wine from cabinet*
*pulls cork out with teeth*
My whole exist... existencccce is flawed.
*spits cork across room*
You get me closer to GOD!
*pours wine into mouth*

[[Oh dear.
I may have to check the letters page in next month's Rocksound.

Spoiler:

I half expect to get accused of being a teenie fan who wants to sleep with all the band members.
Heh.
Up theirs.]]

((Muhaha! I have an image of Syn doing that now.
I am back anyways.
Fight the power Veeeeeeee!
And write the hentai. Remember what I said on Saturday.
-coughs- ChloeZackyhentplease -coughs-
XD.))


-staggers up the stairs from the cellar-
-sways and walks quickly back to the study-
I have drunk waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much.
-hears singing coming from the study-
-giggles a little bit-
Awwwwww.
-opens door and walks into room-
-sways a little and hold up bottle of wine.
Synnneh! I got the vintage wiiiiiiiine.
-shakes bottle-

*grins goofily*
Great!
Coz this stuff's shit!
*flings empty bottle*
Taste like air.
*swaggers over to Coby*
*looks at label on bottle*
Ooooh '63?
Good choice.
I think, I dunno anything about wine.

[[Haha, I shall do that too but I picture Scream as Matt and some woman though.
I hope they print that, they badmouth me and I'll bitch right back.
Just coz it's fun.]]

((Damnit! Oh well, I continued the Synessa last night. It makes me L0L. Hah.
Bitching is fun. I do it often.
I feel like such a whore.
I'm going to do some photography of myself tomorrow in my new underwear.
ForDan.))

-giggles-
It was laying on the floor.
I know nothing about wine.
-grins and places bottle on the desk-
I need to rest.
-laughs and sits in Syn's office chair backwards-
-hugs onto the back of the chair-
Mmmmm.
Comfy.

I know it tastes good.
That's about it.
*pulls bottle open*
*drinks straight from bottle*
Mmmm.
*sits on desk, swinging legs*
*laughs at Coby*
Comfy, honey bunny?


[[I'm gonna call my child Synessa.
"Mummy, why do I have such a stupid name?"
"Because Brian Haner wouldn't impregnate me."

You could become a Suicide Girl!!!]]

-nods-
YEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
-laughs and turns around and sits probably in chair-
Syn.
Wanna take a ride on this?
-starts pelvic thrusting-
Yerrrr.


((Do it! My sex name sucks though.
Chacky?
What the fuuuuuuuuuucK??!

...-blinks-
Thanks. That is just what I wanted to hear.
I have only known him a week! What is wrong with me???????))

*watches Coby's thrusting*
Fuck, you're so hoooot.
*moves from desk*
*sits on lap*
Maybe I should have a cowboy hat on?
*tries winking*
*blinks*

[[He's given you a huge boost of confidence.
That's what it is.
There's a guy who's into you and it's made you feel really "WOO" about yourself.]]

Screw the cowboy hat.
-smirks-
I just want my coooooooooooowboiiiii.
-smiles goofily and pulls Syn closer-
-giggles-
So. What rodeo fun should we be having?


((Yeah I guess.
It's not like I am randomly doing it though. He did ask so... yeah.
That makes it sound worse. Hah.
To me anyway.
Man, I think things through too much.
-slaps head-
Shhhh!))

Well, I have a whip.
*smirks*
*giggles*
Or if you're not into that, I have some boots with spurs to make you go faster.
You decide.


[[I would pay good money to hear Syn say I have a whip.

As long as you're careful with them, don't want to see you plastered all over the internet.]]

Whip me all you want.
-smirks-
Although, I thought you liked it when I was the master. And you were the bitch?
-sits up and little and comes face to face with Syn-
If that's the way you like it.
-sways-
Go and get the whip, Cowboy.


((I would pay all the money I have to see all of this.
How much do you think I shall see for £4? Hah.

I don't plan to have like hardcore ones. I don't think I have the strength for that. Hah.
Besides, the corset I got I plan to wear out on it's own sometime, just gonna look slightly seductive and such like. Hope I don't look like a boner. Hah.))

((You got me looking at Suicide Girls pictures on photobucket now.
...
Now.
How does the one in the shirt remind you of?

Spoiler:

...Hmmmmmmmm.))

Don't tempt me.
You couldn't handle my sadistic streak, baby.
*laughs*
You hit me when I pulled your hair that one time.
*smirks*
That was fun.

[[*has lost all brain power at thoughts of Coby and Syn*
*hnhnhnhng* <--- also known as *hatbrimkeyboard*
I have about 8p.
I'd probably get half a breath.
DAMN!
That said, Syn does make breathing sexy.
*has officially crossed the line to fangirl*
Shit.]]

((Megalolz!!
Helloooo people :)
Just got back from Portchester, I was supposed to be going to see Matt but we ended up hanging out with Drake the whole time at his house and then moving to Matt's.
Watched Employee of the month at Drake's which was pretty awesome but Jessica Simpson annoyed the hell out of me. And then Godzilla which is just awesomeness in itself.

It was pretty cool though going and all, I got there by myself, on the bus and used my own money and not my mom's which is awesome. =)

How be everyone?))

-rolls eyes-
I want to be in connnnnnnnnnnntrooooool.
-smirks-
-lifts Syn from lap and sits down on the desk-
-sways in place while keeping hands firmly on Syn's ass-
So. You gonna let me be in control?
-smirks and squeezes Syn's ass cheeks hard-


((Muhahah!
You crossed the line on Saturday when you kept giggling whenever I said Syn to be honest. Haha.
Now you are safely in the world of screaming fan girls and sex driven teenagers.
-thumbs up-
Have fun.
-runs-))

Mmmmmmm.
This could be fun, not used to being the slave.
*gives puppy dog eyes*
Okay then, master.

[[In my defense I'd been watching The Mighty Boosh for 3 hours straight with a lot of sugar.
The word dogpile would have made me giggle.
In fact, it just did.

Hello Jo!
I've just been sat listening to the new A7X album all day.]]

-smirks-
Yay!
Erm... I mean.
Obey me, for I am your master.
-nods-
Erm... what do I do now?
-looks around the room-

((Haha.
You were more awake than me.
I was sooooooo tired.
I was like wrapped up in a blanket with the phone. Hah. I looked so funny, I bet.))

((Helllooooo
I be just putting meh pics of meeting BFS upage.
Zomg! If you ever have the chance to see Bloodhound Gang I encourage you to TAKE IT! [TAKE THE SHOT!] LOL!
But yeah, they are so awesome and entertaining live, we were just laughing more times than singing along.
Oh, and one of the members pulled Chris [FAT DUDE] from Bowling For Soup across the stage by his dick.
Megalolz!
T'was so funneh.
So yeah! YOU SHOULD GO SEE THEM!
*Nodeth*))

((I love Dan so much.
He sent me this.
I love him right now.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
-dies-))

Jacoby wrote:

-smirks-
Yay!
Erm... I mean.
Obey me, for I am your master.
-nods-
Erm... what do I do now?
-looks around the room-

((Haha.
You were more awake than me.
I was sooooooo tired.
I was like wrapped up in a blanket with the phone. Hah. I looked so funny, I bet.))

What do you desire of me, Master?
*moves face closer*
I'll do anything that you desire.
*picks up wine bottle from desk*
*sucks neck into mouth*
*takes long drink*
*looks back at Coby*
*pulls bottle from mouth*
*smiles seductively*
Anything.

[[I was running on sugar, haha.
I crashed out pretty much instantly after we hung up.]]

Jacoby wrote:

((I love Dan so much.
He sent me this.
I love him right now.

Spoiler:

HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
-dies-))

[[No Brian.
Don't care.
*snorts apple juice through nose*]]

((*Cracks up at pic*
Hehe))

-grins-
-looks at the wine bottle-
-grins wider-
I want to watch you, bitch.
I want to watch you, fuck yourself in the ass, with that wine bottle.
-nods to wine bottle and smirks-


((I remember some talk of Zacky and Syn doing something with whiskey bottles? Hah.

I did too actually. And I never do that. T'was odd for me.

I know! It would have being funnier with Brian.))