RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Mmmmm Brompton Cocktail.
I have no idea what this song is about, but it has some fucking ace drumming and I love the strings in it.
And I learnt that when you do artwwrk to A Little Piece of Heaven, you make genious! Bleach on black tissue paper! Yum effect! God bless Jimmy. He is the evil genious, as am I.

EDIT: I know how what this song is about. Haha.
It's sooooooooooooooooooooo cool.
You can work it out.
Type Brompton Cocktail into wikipedia.
-winks-))

((I now know why Shadows is the new Cher.
You listen to Believe by Cher, you will notice the robotics in her voice, she is also said to have a sex driven voice.
Well, in Lost, Shadows voice is very robotic and he is just plain sexy.
So, Syn was not a lying.
Not that he would anyway.
Haha.

I love the new Avril Lavigne song. It's so simple, and the video. I am not ashamed to say that she was very fucking attractive.
And because I am bored. I am gonna make some screenshots...

Quite possibly the sex...

The song has also inspired a fic out of me. So, even if you wanna bitch about the lovely Avril Lavigne I have always loved. -huggles Avril- then this shall make you love her with my man-sex!!!!!

Anyways, back to the sex...

Spoiler:

....Comments?))

((Hello. I am Synyster Gates. Would you like some grapes?
I am Synyster Gates. From Avenged Sevenfold. And I am highly Critical Acclaimed man.
I am Synyster Gates. Buy my grapes.

Spoiler:

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((Man. I own this board at the minute. I seem to be the only one on it. Hah.
That's not good. ))

((LOL! At yesterday.
Hmm... Let me explain in as little words possible;

Well, catching a bus, train and then coach to bournemouth was easier than I though, and cost less than ten pound which was pretty damn awesome. Plus Karl was there, who we met on the train who I knew from Drake and shit and we stayed with him until we got to Bournemouth.

Then we got there and got lost but soo got to the BIC which, you know, same place we met MCR and Pete Wentz, so at first we went round the back and ohsorandomly met Eric from Bowling For Soup and the long haired dude from Bloodhound Gang so started chatting to them, then Talie and her friends came and we were just round the back talking to them and they went inside and then people from Army Of Freshman and Zebrahead came out to smoke and we talked to them and then we met our friends Drake and George and Louie and Matt, who said he only came coz I was there which was sweeeet, and they wanted to join the queue but we told them to come round the back to which they did and was amazed about it coz they were hanging out with a dude from Army Of Freshman and then Chris, the fat one, from Bowling For Soup came out and they were kinda like ZOMG!! LOL

And then it was the gig, which was awesome. Matt was with me the whole time, holdiing me and stopping me falling over which happened many'a'time. Army Of Freshman and Zebrahead was awesome but Bloodhound gang was soo funny. They had a tv screen on for most of their set which was just funny antics and... they were just super amusing really.
And it is also fun to have thousands of people jumping up and down singing Bloodhound Gang's lyrics. LOL.
And when Bowling For Soup came on it was just awesome, I love the whole atmosphere of concerts, jumping up and down, singing along, it is just awesome. Emma wanted to stand to the side and just listen which is fair enough but I wanted to go crazy coz that is one of the reasons I came. Haha.

Then afterwards we went to the meet and greet and stuff and Talie and her friends ohsoluckily got passes just by being there and Talie being like PLEAAAAAAAAAASE with the woman giving them out, and so we met them and shit. Bowling For Soup said I smelt really good MEGALOLZ!! Haha

And then we went and meh dad picked me and Emma up and it was like, 1am but me and Emma had a MASSIVE craving for McDonalds or any type of food so we searched for an open one and there was in Southampton which was AWESOME!

And then we got home and fucking SLEPT! Hahah

Awesome night. ))

((Cool.

Well. I have being listening to Avenged all weekend, I had the awkward customer at work. That was fun. Stupid bitch.
But yeah, I am going to the hospital today for my braces, but I am going bra shopping afterwards so it's all good. I have to go alone on the bus, so I'll be going at like 12:30. But knowing you, you are going out with one of your new friends today anyway?))

[[Brompton Cocktail is about someone who's close to death and wants this special blend they used to have back in the day of heroin and some other wild stuff so he can experience one more wild ride before dying.

I ended up doodling coz of Little Piece Of Heaven.
And I don't doodle very often, so haha.
Damn song with it's hinspiration.

Spoiler:

Oh charming, my dad seems to be in a "Let's bitch at Vee" mood.
He just told me I needed to have a bath.
I fucking can't.
He knows they scare me, for fucks sake.
He might want to chase up this guy about the shower.
He always has a go at me for never chasing things up and now he's doing the same!
I know I stink at the moment, I can't fucking help it.
He also had a go at me for getting rid of Powerpoint coz he can't watch his e-mails.
Oh no, a crime!
He can't watch some fucking nude women mud wrestling, however will he survive!]]

((I know what the song is about now.
I listened to the lyrics.
I had a blonde moment.

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO.
I missed yoooooou.
T'was all alone on here yesterdsay.
All I had was Dan (-giggles-) and my good good GOOOOOOOD frend Tanya to talk to on msn.
And that drawing is awesome! Better than mine and I'm doing art A Level. Hah.

Awwwwwwwwww.

Just calm down about it.
The mood will pass, I'm sure.))

[[I have decided my favourite song from Avenged Sevenfold is Gunslinger.
Or Scream.
Or Little Piece Of Heaven.
But not Lost.
That's the only one I'm not massively huge on.
I like it but I dunno, the vocals bug me.
All the reviews for it are really negative.
Methinks Avenged Sevenfold is their St. Anger.
Loved by a few, hated by most.

HELLLLLOOOOO TO YOU TOOOOOOOO!
I was bored senseless yesterday.
I ended up watching horror films and sleeping.

Yeah, I'm calm now.
Just a little frustrated.
I know I smell, I wanna sort it out but I'm shit scared of the bath.
It's humiliating.]]

((Haha. I love the vocals in Lost. It's the robotics, I have a thing about it.
Brompton Cocktail, Lost, Little Piece of Heaven and Scream are my favourites.
I shall listen to them on the bus to the hospital today.
-nods-

Hah.
I did artwork and complained.

So me.

Awwww.

That sucks. My mum is scared of large volumes of water, so I can get where you are coming from.


Speaking of the hospital, I will probably be popping off in a second to get the bus there. Tis the old person bus, fun. Hah.
So Ta-ra for now. I'll be back at about 3ish/4ish I think.

Have fun without me.
WriteaSynmasturbationscene.
-cough-))

[[I love the Metallica/Pantera guitars in Gunslinger, when they first cme in.
Oh man, it's amazing.
They sound better than ever.

I'm not bothered normally, I just have a weird bath phobia.
I prefer showers.
Less water to eat me.
And we do have a fucking HUGE bath.
Like the massive gothic ones.
It's big even on me.
So it's damn big.

Okie dokie!
I will see what I can do, haha.
I've got a fan review of the album to type up and then I've got to thank the random person on Gaia who's just giving me the item I'm questing for for nowt.
ELECTROGIRL LIVES!
Have fun, haha.]]

((I'm cutting this fine. But man, who cares? Hah.

Yikes.
When I come up to see you next summer.
I shall have to check out your bath.
Hah.
I like baths.
Hate Showers.

...Yay?
-backs away slowly-
Haha.

I shall try to have fun.
BYYYYYYYYYYYE.))

[[You know I make you wanna screaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

Spoiler:

PSP FTW!

Tis a big yay, I'm trying to get this.

Tis my electro/glam rock look.
And someone's given me the little glowsticky thingy.

LoL, yesh, it's a lovely bath if it wasn't so scary.
Agh, Lost.
But I can't bring myself to skip it.
I like the guitars on it, haha.
Sounds so much like Dragonforce though.]]

((Helllllllllllllllllo.
I'm home from shopping.
Hah, I was late for my appointment at the hospital.
I suck, well, the buses suck.

Aside having wires in my moth cut off. I was out of there pretty quick. Then it was on to shopping!
You would not believe how hard it is to find a bra in Waterlooville, seriously. Matalan's made me look as flat as a pancake, New Look didn't have my size, Dorothy Perkins didn't have any! I ended up buying one from TK Maxx, but I forgot my payroll slip so I didn't get discount.
But, on the plus side, I did get this corset thing for £10 because I asked for money off on a tear in the lace that didn't really bother me. Hah. So, yeah, the things you learn from customers.

So, how was your day?
And your review. Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery good. ))

[[Oh the joy!
Nice bargain though.

My day's been alright, just been listening to the album again and squeeing at finding A7X on my favourite horror site!
Aside from that, very uneventful.

Thank yaaaaa.
That review took ages, haha.
I had to keep pausing the songs as I was rambling about each one while I listened and I ramble on for ages.]]

((Heh. Dan wants pictures of me modelling my new buys. I feel so special. Sorry. Hah. Random.
Erm.... What was I saying?
-blushes-

I noticed it took ages. Hah.
But it's all good so it's... well... all good. Hah.))

[[Awww, yay!

And *squee*!
A guy from a metal website just found my review and has said it's good and he felt the same about the tracks.
Coolness!]]

((

.
Such a mood at the moment. Haha.
That's awesome.
And it is an awesome review, you should be an opinion journalist.
-nods-

So. You want to Rp-aaaaah?))

[[I've already decided to send it to Kerrang if they badmouth it.
Let's see them argue with ME.
No-one would dare.
I'm scary.

I feel like that episode of South Park with the hybrid cars.

My parents drive a hybrid, haha.


Yush, RP-ing works!]]

((Ohhhhh.
If it is in there, you will get props!
Yerrrrrrr.

I wouldn't know. I don't watch Southpark that much.
But I'll take your word for it.
Haha.

Oh yes, and I am getting the Avenged album on the Firday.
I saw my CD guy today and asked him about the whole MVI thingy.
And he said he shall have it for me on Friday.
Yay!
Just gotta convice my parents to get it for me now, since I'm not getting paid until the Wednesday after. Pffft.

RPeeee! What shall we do then? Since I am in this mooooooooood?))

[[*cries*
I want the album SO much now.
My only option is claiming I have job interviews during the week and sneaking out of the house on the monday to buy it with the money my dad gives me for bus fares.
I'm a terrible person coz I'm really tempted.
I shouldn't, I mean, he's buying me tickets to a ton of dates so I shouldn't take advantage of him.
But it's A7X.
God, I need a job.
I can't believe it's out next week.

Something bonkers and random?
A comedy interlude?
I dunno actually, heh.
It's harder to be comedic in this one, what with Syn being such an asshole but my favourite to play.
*huggles self and Syn*
Hmmm...
*tries to think*]]

((Awwwwwww.
I'm sorry.
But hopefully, you will have a jobby soon and then you can get it.
When I get it, I promise I won't boost, and I shall tie you to this forum so you can't sneak away to hear other peopl talk about it?
Sound good?
Hah.

Comedy is harder.
-thinks-
-strains brain-
Owwww.

Emo is easy.
Erm.... Drunken lovey dovey Syn? And... someone? Hah. I don't know.
Hah.))

[[Yes Ma'am.
I'll still end up checking out the A7X community.
And then MURDERING EVERYONE WHO MENTIONS IT!
Ahem, sorry, calm now.
I might get this jewellery shop job.
Anyways, if all else fails, I can stay upbeat, I have the album on the computer.
I'm going to see them a few times, it's all gravy.
I can get the album for Xmas and watch the MVI then.
While hammered.
So I will try and have sex with Syn on the TV.
Oh the joy.

Drunken loved up Syn could work, haha.
Comedy should be easy for me at the moment.
I'm hooked on The Boosh, I'm seeing Ross Noble on Wednesday, I should be all comedic right now.
Oh and add that to the fact I'm listening to Pinkly Smooth.
But it's haaaaaaaaard.
Hmmm...
I say drunken, lovey dovey Syn.
I dunno who towards like, haha.
Or he could have got drunk because he's frustrated about never getting a chance with Coby and they could have their big sexxings.
I dunno.
They need to get laid, haha.
By each other.]]

((Muhahah! That will be interesting.
And I'm probably gonna be the only one of the three on this board with the album so I shall not talk about it so much.
It won't be sooooo bad.
You survived not having All Excess until late, so... it's sort of the same thing.
-nods-

That could work. I shall change to Coby!
-runs to change-))

[[Survived?
I was emo for the whole week and murderous towards HMV.
I got thrown out.
I barely survived.
Oh God, this could be interesting.
No, it will be okay.
I will see them, rape Syn and be happy.
It's a good thing I have so many gigs planned for November to keep me sane without the album.
I plan to wear an A7X shirt to The Black Crusade and ask Trivium for any dirt on them.
For no reason other than the fact I wanna hear what maniacal debauchery the bands got up to with each other.
Plus I'm sure I could get Corey to make a joke about him sleeping with Syn.
Which would keep me happy forever.

GROOVY!
*dances like a spaz to Pinkly Smooth*]]