RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((I know. I have never had a huy be like this to me before. He said he was shy to get my number of msn, and then when him and his friend couldn't find me after the signing he was really . Awwwwwww.
Sorry. I will shut up about this. Hah.

Well. How about you write a small drabble comedy just to get it out of your system? Would be awesome for me to read too. Haha.))

[[Awww bless him.
Looks like you have yourself a possible suitor there, girl!
Does that mean it'll be my turn soon?

Haha, I'll have even more trouble writing next week.
I'm seeing Ross Noble so I'm going to be as far from a horror mood as is humanly possible.

I would write a little comedy drabble but it'd probably turn into a Bratt/Noel Fielding three-way.
Coz that's where my heads at right now.
OH AND MY SMARMY FRIEND!
Not only was she at the A7X signing on Monday, but she was wandering through Camden and met Noel... AGAIN.
I'm going to sit in a skip in Camden and hope he walks past.]]

((Here's hoping.
But the thing is, Dan lives in Epsom. That's like one hour and a half by train to get there. So, your boy will probably live about 3 hours away if this is the way that we are working. And you will meet him at the Black Crusade. This is how it's working. Hah.

I can put you in the horror mood...

Spoiler:

I wanna go to Camden! Camden Market to be exact. Punk and goth market stools, I am so there! Haha. You can wait in the skip, I can shop. Haha.))

[[Black Crusade boy.
A lovely, long haired metalhead.
Mmmmmmm.
If all else fails, I'll just offer myself to Corey as his birthday present.
Haha.
3 hours away, I can deal.
I mean, buses and trains and shtuff.
Anyway, long distance romances can work out, absences makes the heart grow fonder and all that.
You never know what might happen with you two. :)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
I'm gonna have more nightmares now.
*cries*

All I got when I went to Camden was a night with MCR, which was cool.
But also I got hit on by a tramp.
No really.
This tramp who'd got an MCR armband on for some unknown reason comes up to me with his kebab and goes "Hey, I'm 9 inches baby."
I nearly DIED laughing.
He decided we were meant to be together coz I had an MCR armband on too and even though he didn't know who they were, we were destined to be together because of them.
I like Camden though.
The only bit of London I felt really comfortable in.
I hated Victoria Station and I felt all weird going past the Palace and shit.
But I felt so at home in Camden.]]

((I think I can make a long distance relationshop work actually. I mean, I have dealt without affection for 16 years. A little while longer wouldn't kill me. Hah.

Muhahaah!

Yeah. It's like in London on Monday, I felt more at home on the underground and being in Oxford street than in my own home town. I could be a London girl me thinks. -nods-

I'll Brb. I'm gonna practice this green hair dye on a strand test. See how it looks.))

[[Yup!
Awww, I hope things work out!

I don't think I could live in London just because I've lived in a small village all my life, I'm too used to the smaller areas.
But I would like to go and stay down there for a few days sometime.
Actually, my sister's going down to London for the weekend for her 17th birthday.
I might tag along and go to the markets in Camden with her.
Also tempted to go down before Christmas and do some Christmas shopping there.

Okie dokie!!!]]

((Yeah, me too.
Even better. Heh. He's 17, and a 2nd year. Man, what is it with me and the older friends. Haha.
Ok, I'ma shut up about this now before I piss you off.

I love the bigger cities, I feel more at home there and safer for some reason. Like I'm terrified of walking around Waterlooville and places like that at night, but i went to Fratton (rough area in Portsmouth) on my own the other day and I felt fine, I felt great actually. Haha.

Is waiting for the dye to take effect. Haha. I'm using my hair that got chopped off yesterday to test it. Wrapped in tin foil and such. Haha.))

[[It doesn't bother me.
It's sweet!
Besides, I'm glad to see you might have found someone!

I like places like Leeds but that's about as big as I can really handle for living wise.
I'm not sure why.
I think part of me is still quite uncomfortable being around a lot of people because of my problems with agoraphobia last year.

Ingenious!]]

((No. It's just I know how much it annoys me when people go on and on about how they have found someone or someone thinks they are cute and such when you don't have someone and yeah. I make sense to myself. Hah.

Yeah. That's understandable I guess.
And the whole thing you have lived in a village all your life.
But, I used to go to school, juniors and infants in a village and I hate that village now, I won't even go there now. Haha.
I wanna live in Portsmouth, in one of the flat in Fratton or something. Cos I think I'm pretty streetwise and such. Like, whenever I'm in McDonalds I normally tie my bag around my leg so no one can nick it. Haha.

It didn't work. Looks like I'm gonna have to get my hair bleached for the green. But I have no moneyies!!!! Wahhh!

Ohhh. Almost forgot. Would you like me to upload Gunslinger on sendspace for you to hear it? It's the full version, from Dan. ))

[[I don't mind really.
I mean, it annoys me sometimes but as long as they're not thrusting it in your face and making you feel like shit about it, I don't mind. :)

I'd like to move somewhere a bit bigger than where I am now, haha.
I'd love to be able to have more than four remotely interesting shops to frequent.
I'll be fine with it one day, I'm sure, heh.

Awww that sucks.
You'll just have to save up, haha.
Oh the joys of saving, ahem.

NO! NO! NO!
I found a link to it on A7X this morning and I refused to download it.
I kinda ruined The Black Parade for myself by listening to a lot of the tracks before it came out.
I don't want that to happen with A7X.
Thanks for offering though. :)]]

((Okie Dokie. XD.

You can come and live with me in Southsea! We can get a flat overlooking the Wedgewood rooms. Apparently, if you live around there you get discount because of the noise. Awesome! Haha.

Hmmm. Or I will just get a bleaching kit and have a stab at it myself. That's what my hairdresser suggested because she knows I am just a poor student. Haha.

Okie Dokie. I already ruined it for myself by listening to all the 30 second clip thingys. Speaking of, I'm gonna listen to them again in a minute I think.))

[[Cool!
We shall do that!
And then we shall cause HAVOC!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You have to be careful with home bleaching.
Tigger did it one time and couldn't actually lie down for a while after because she burnt her head, heh.

I really want to listen but I also really don't.
I'm too psyched about this album to have it kinda tainted by hearing clips out of context and hearing too many songs before it's officially released.
See, when I heard the TBP clips, honestly, I hated it.
It sounded awful.
But then I got the album and everything seemed better.
I'd rather not put myself through that terror again, haha.]]

((Yes! Havo...KKK!!! With a KKKKKKK. Haha.

Yeah, I remember you saying.
I'm not planning to do the roots anyway, just some strands, and I have had strands down before and my hair dresser said she would sell us like a small bit, because I only need a little, for cheap so... it's all good really.))

Yeah. I get what you mean. It'll all be worth the wait though. -nods-
I didn't listen to TBP at all. I wouldn't even watch FLW when it came out because I needed to do my art project based on it. Like, what I first felt like listening to it put onto canvas, so I was like "NOOOOOOOO!" Whenever anyone would talk about the album, cos I had to wait two weeks. Haha. Yeah. I got an A though so it's all good.))

[[MEGA HAVOKKKKKKKKKKK!

Ah fair enough then!
Strands should be simple enough.
Ugh, I need my hair doing.
I might get it done on Halloween, get it cut, coloured and the like.
That said, I want to grow it out but I'm sick to death of wearing hats to cover it.
I have horrible hair at the moment.
Might see about getting some decent straighteners for it.
That said, I straighten it right now and I still have to hide it under a hat coz it looks awful.
*headdesk*
Why did I get it cut?

Haha, oh dear.
I'm lucky, I don't have to wait quite that long.
Well actually right now I do, haha.
Damn the wait.
But in the end it makes it that much better.
You appreciate it more because you're forced to wait.

Anyway BRB.
I feel like watching The Mighty Boosh Live again tonight and I want some sweeties.
I'm tempted to go buy some Pick N Mix from Scotch... but that's a mile's walk.
But my local shop has shit sweets.
Hmmm.]]

((Because you wanted to be in the Zacky club.
Get it cut funkily.
Like, with short hair you can have anything and it'll look good. Seriously. Take this from someone who has being a Zacky for two years now. Haha.

Woo! My mum just brought home Kerrang! Zacky looks so hoooooooooot in the single shot pictureeeeeeeeeee. -reads-

Okie Dokie.
I shall read and do some Graphics work then. Even though I still have no idea what I am meant to be doing.))

((Alrighteh then.
Okay, according to Coral, Matt must like me a lot.
We were texting continously during class, he says I am incredible and make him feel happy and we loves talking to me apparently and he came in extra early to see me at break and he leaves me millions of comments on myspace and we talked all of Saturday night and at break he kinda ran across the field and kinda tackle hugged me.
And I kinda like him =/
God dammit.
I'm going out with Scott and his friends tomorrow.
Who look like chavs but listen to really heavy metal music.
And then the next day we are going to Portchester again, with Matt.
Matt knows about Scott and stuff and is helping me with it and shit.

CHLOE! Do you like The Goo Goo Dolls and Bouncing Souls and Reel Big Fish?
They are Matt's favourite bands. I swear I've heard you say you like them.

Oh! And I was stalking Satoshi today, who is officially afraid of me and Katie, who are now married by the way and someone actually asked us if we were a couple coz we go everywhere holding hands.

AND GODDAMMIT CHLOEEE!! I haven't seen you since like, FRIDAY!! *Pokes*

Oh, and HEY PEOPLES!))

((I like the Bouncing Souls and Reel Big Fish.

I have being ill! Well, today and yesterday.
And Saturday I was at work and Sunday.
You wanna meet up over the holidays or something if you aren't too busy.

JO! A boy likes me! I am sooooooooo happy. And he is cute, and tall and..... -dies-.))

((I gotta pack over the holidays, and I have a lot of shit planned plus 2 essays to do but it should be okay, we should meetage.
And oohness, tell me aboot this boy then. LOL. Ooooohness!!
I have 2 boys liking me apparently.
Oh! And I realised on Monday... Luke is hot. In our English class. I'ma stalk him now.
OH! And I find a chinese dude hot. Haha.
MEGALOLLYLOVEPLUSLEMONWITHLOLZONTOP!))

((There isn't much to tell really. I met him in the queue for Avenged, he and his friend talked to my Dad most of the time and complained about how badly organised the event was. Haha. He was too shy to ask me for my myspace or email so when I added him he was like apparently.
He thought I wouldn't talk to him because he thought I was too pretty to talk to him and such.
But I shall not go on.

Whatever. If you get time.))

[[*cries*
My money's not gone through at all, I have £102 overdrawn and last time I checked it was only £82 which should have gone in today.
So looks like I'm not getting fucking Avenged Sevenfold until two/three weeks after it's released and I'm not going to be seeing Saw IV.


I'm upset now.
Like whoa.
And I feel like I'm gonna pass out.
Awesome!

Heh.
Anyways, I'm going to post this fic up and go watch Mighty Boosh live with my sister.
We spent £8 on sweets and shit to eat while watching it.
That's really quite bad, haha.
Couldn't get any Pick N Mix though.
Everything I wanted had fucking pork gelatine in.
As a veggie, that makes me stomach hurt.
It pisses me off, you can get veggie gelatine easy as fuck but no companies ever use it and people like me miss out!
So I had to just make do with loads of chocolate and Pringles.
Chocolate and Noel Fielding.
What could be better?
Except Syn being the giant white rabbit that rapes him.]]

((Awwww-ness. I will be sure to upload the album for you then.
Since I'll get it on the Saturday.
-nods-

Haha. Ok, have fun. XD.
And don't get too sick on sweets. Hah.))

((I'm all alone.
Oh well, at least Dan is talking to me.
About how he wished he humped Zacky even though he was really sweaty. Random but hey, it's making me laugh.
And I just realised I have not done my English homework from a week ago. That is so not like me. I think the excitement of Avenged made me forget all about it. So I have to do it now. Grrr.))

((Sorry I poofed, t'was doing English Essay which turned out to be 3 pages long as compared to Dave's who was a page, but mine is pretty much going on and on about shit. Haha and then t'was helping others with theres, Haha.
And then had a bath.
OOH FUN!))

((Dude. I am still doing the stupid essay. The condom thing. And it sucks. I am too ill to do this. Hah.))

((I'm sure you could tell him you are ill and couldn't do it.
I'm sure he'd understand.))