RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-groans and arches back-
Erm... thanks?
-laughs breathlessy-
-feels spot being assulted again-
God Brian.
-closes eyes and pulls Brian closer to-
-whispers breathlessly-
Touch me.
Please.
Need your hands...
-moans at angled thrust and throws head back-

Shit, sorry...
*laughs*
So caught up in finally being with him...
*kisses lips, sloppily*
*reaches between, takes Coby's dick in hand*
*pumps in time with thrusts*
*moans loudly*

-shudders from touches-
Ohhhh.
So... Good.
-moans soflty and brings hands up to Brian's head-
-strokes and pulls at his hair-
Bri...
Deeper. Harder. Please.
-pulls at hair harder-

*lets out shaky, strangled cry*
JesusChristTheHaaaaaiiiir...
*thrusts in harder*
Fuck, fuck...
*grips Coby's side hard, digging nails in*
Ohhhhh...

-groans at harder thrusts-
-pulls harder at Brian's hair-
Oh God...
-pants and moans with every breath-
Bri...coming... Now!
Ahhhh God!
-throws head back and spills into Syn's hand and all over stomach-

Oh Jesus...
Me too, babe, me too...
*feels hair being pulled at again*
Oh fuuuuckkkk...
*thrusts into one final time, coming hard*
*grips nails in tighter riding out orgasm*
Coby... Coby...
*collapses half on top of*
*pants heavily*

collaspes back onto the bed-
Oh Christ...
-pants heavily-
That was...
Fuck.
-laughs to self and rubs hand over face-
Brian.
-looks at Brian's face and rubs cheek-
We just had sex.
-smiles-
Finally.
-laughs-

((Oh my god! You just had sex?!
*Claps*
Finally!!

Megalolz.))

((Well. I am to go to bed now.
I have no idea when I shall be a'going to Waterlooville tomorrow.
Hah.
I shall have being there everyday this week, alone most of the time.
I am lame. D:
But, I shall have the MVI tomorrow. So I shall be lame no longer >XD. Muhaha!
Well, bed for me.
Syn, tell lovelickhump, she has hurt me deeply, with her talk of Zacky being penis-less. XD.))

Jacoby wrote:

collaspes back onto the bed-
Oh Christ...
-pants heavily-
That was...
Fuck.
-laughs to self and rubs hand over face-
Brian.
-looks at Brian's face and rubs cheek-
We just had sex.
-smiles-
Finally.
-laughs-

*laughs*
Yeah, we did.
I'd start with the hallelujah chorus but I don't think God would appreciate a gay couple singing it in the afterglow.
*grins*
Although...
*laughs*
No, I'll shut up before you realize what an idiot I can be.

[[Well I'm going to Richmond for a bit, need to go scream at a bank.
I love the fact my local little town has the same name as Noel's goth in The IT Crowd.
I win.
Anyway, I'm-a do that and buy Kerrang.]]

((LOL, alrighty then, have fun.
I am getting ready to go out. Hopefully today I can pluck up the courage to ask Matt out. Or something...
Eeekness.))

((I'm up, and tired.
I didn't sleep well last night. God Damn period pains. And the fact I couldn't be assed to get up and get some medicine. Hmph.
Oh well, today is the day for the MVI.
-boogie-
Go and get that at 2 when my mum goes back from lunch.
Meh. I need some medicine. But I can't be assed to get up now.))

((Awwness :(
Pst, what's MVI?))

((...Don't worry.))

((Zacky, what do you have to say on this situation????????...

Spoiler:

-is bored-))

((How appropirate are these lyrics to what my life's being like at the moment?

Spoiler:

...Heh. This is the second time Simple Plan have a song off that album that relates so much to me.
Now, Syn, this is why I love them so much.
And him of course...

Spoiler:

....Okie. I'm done. XD.))

[[*cries*
I. Am. So. Pissed. Off.
So it looks like I am going to miss The Black Crusade.
My fucking bank is taking another £100 off me on 12th November, just before I'll actually be back in credit.
I was thinking "Great, I'll have money again on the 14th, I can afford Atreyu and TBC.", now apparently not.
Second fucking time my sodding bank have made me miss Trivium this year.
First time, they ate my fucking card and didn't get me a new one for two months so I couldn't buy tickets off the web.
Now this.
I should just not fucking bother trying to see bands I enjoy.
I never have any sodding luck with gigs in November.
Three booked last year, only one I ended up at was MCR, three booked this year, only one I'm going to end up being at is fucking MCR again.
I love them but I really would like to see Trivium too - I've been excited about this since April.
My only option is asking for money for Xmas so I can get down there.
But I do that and I won't get A7X tickets.
So I have to choose between Trivium and A7X.
Fucking great really.

Sorry, I'm just really upset at the moment.
I know I'll also miss Atreyu but I'm not especially fussed about that.
I'd sell those tickets for the money but I don't know anyone who'd buy them - except maybe Tigger, but then I'd be the only person she'd take and I'm back to square one.
And my fucking dad got us blacklisted on eBay, so that won't work either.

The worst part is, it'd only cost me about £2 to get to Manchester.
It's getting from Leeds back to Kippax where Tigger lives that's going to cost me a ton in taxi fare.
It's not fair asking her mum to stay up until 1AM to come pick me up, even thought she did do it for lostprophets.

So fucking pissed off now.]]

((Awwwwwwwwww.

I'm so sorry.
What bank are you with?
Cos seriously, I'll come down there and touch them for you.
You don't have to apologize, you have a right to be upset, they are one of your favourite bands. I'd be the same, actually no, I'd be worse probably.

Well, thinking about it, my Dad could sell the tickets for you on his ebay account. Like, he keeps the money for how much it is to list it, and you can send it to the address from yours and such and then you get postage and such. I'm such he wouldn't mind doing that, since he is ebay man, and since my parents know how much you have helped me at the moment with everything, I'm sure he wouldn't mind at all.

But don't worry, we shall think of a way to get you to Trivium.))

((I'll Brb. Foooooooood.))

[[Thanks.
I'm with HSBC.
They're fucking useless.
I'd ring them up to ask if they could take the payment out later but everyone's a fucking Indian called Nigel who wouldn't understand what the hell I was on about anyway.
I mean, I don't actually have any money in at that point.
If I can speak to someone with a grasp on the English language, I might be able to change it and still go.

The eBay thing could work.
The only problem being, the Atreyu tickets might not actually turn up until 4 days before the event and with the postal strikes, there's no guarantee that I'd get them to whoever bought them in time.
I don't want your dad to get negative feedback because of that.]]

[[Okies.

And to make matters worse, all the new fic is Mattacky!
I need a big Bratty cuddle right now.


Oh and to make things doubley worse, I have fucking Lost in my head.
Which sounds like Dragonforce.
Who are playing at The Black Crusade.]]

((Awwwwwwwwww.

Bless you.
Well, if it makes you feel any better, I won't be getting the MVI today, it hasn't come into the store yet. So I shall be here all day. Yay for me!
I'm not sure if that's how it is all over the country or not, cos if it's not in tomorrow for my CD guy, I don't think it's likely to be in for HMV and all that. Hmmm...

I would write you a Bratt, but you know who I feel about it, and I just suck in general. Hah.

That might be a problem then.
I asked my Dad and he would do it, but only if you had the ticket cos he doesn't want the negative feedback and such.
I'm sorry.
I'd do it anyways, but I don't know all his passwords, he's clever enough to not tell me, otherwise I'd sell the cats to buy Vengeance Vniverisity shirts. Hah.

Right, what can I do to cheer you up then?))

[[Yeah, it's fair enough.
I don't want him to get that coz SeeTickets are cunts.
I'll figure something out.
Even if it involves prostituting myself to small woodland creatures.
I've offered Tigger the tickets anyway.
As for The Black Crusade, I'm sure my dad wouldn't mind paying out £2 for my transport to the show.
I'm sure I can get a bus or something from Leeds and if Tigger's mum does end up picking me up, I'll just buy her a nice big box of chocolates when I have cash.
I'm thinking of going into my bank tomorrow and explaining that by taking that money out then, I'd just end up more overdrawn and see if they can rearrange it to the end of the month instead.
That should actually work.

I dunno, I'm feeling a little more upbeat now anyway.
I've eaten so I'm not quite so cranky.
And I've been looking on the brightside of the whole thing.
At least I'll still see MCR again and the new series of The Mighty Boosh starts in November.
So it'll still be a fun month.]]

((Well, you have a little while to plan and such.
And mum's don't normally mind taking their kids friends in and such, I mean, it's not like you are there every weekend and aren't polite. It'll work out. Just gotta have faith. Heh.
It should work, but all banks are money grabbing bastards.
Even though opening a savings account was one of the most difficult things to do, you'd think they'd want my money but nooooooo.
Anyways, off of the bank rants. Hah.

That's goooooooooood then.
I think that two moody, cranky and hormonal women on this board might make the poor forum start cutting itself and eating ice cream out of the tub. Hah.))