RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((A word of advice for you guys.
Don't think about Zacky V making sweet sensual love to you while you are sitting crossed legged in tight jeans on a jerky bus. Oh...my...god. I was moaning oh so innocently to myself.
So, how is everyone?))

[[Ohhh dear!
I did that once.
Had Sidewinder playing, the bus got stuck on a roundabout, shaking for about five minutes while sat on a wheel.
My mind wandered, heh.
Poor little old lady next to me.

I'm better than I was.
Much more cheerful.]]

((Haha.
Luckily no one was sat near me and I had a double seat.
Speaking of buses, I got home sooooooooo fast today, seriously, it was like 15 minutes when it's normally about 35 minutes or something. I love my Graphics teacher for talking to me after class now. Means I can get the bus from outside the college rather than walking through the chav estate at God knows that time.

I'm in a very talkative mood today. I think it is the sticker that my friend Freia from Graphics gave me, it's giving me the power of speech, though my bosom. Haha.

Oh excellent. My Dad called Virgin today and apparently they have had a lot of people calling about the wristbands and apparently it says nothing about wristbands on the posters and no one thinks there is any. But they are gonna call the events manager and my Dad is gonna call them back tomorrow. So there is a ray of sunshine!!!))

[[YAY!

Hmmm, a magic sticker!
Oooh!

Ooooh, fingers crossed!
I sent my letter this morning, so it should be with you before the day!

*kicks keyboard*
I hate this thing.]]

((And I have three of them, so I am super magically cool.

I have everything crossed. Haha. And I shall give him that letter, even if it kills me with a passion, painfully. If that makes any sense at all. Haha.

Haha. Aww. I guessed by your short hand replies. LOL. I am doing artwork!!!! AHHHHH!))

[[Thank you.
Means a lot to me.
My hand was falling off by the time I finished it and I'm sure it makes no sense.
Ah well, Syn's best mate is Jimmy, he should be used to it.

Artwoooork, wooness!]]

(( I feel so useful.
Yeah. He should understand it, it's got to be better than my terrible hand writing anyway.

Yay!
-tries to be exctied about it-
-fails-))

[[I was drunk when I wrote it.
I may have told him I wanted him to shag Teh Shadows.
Oh God, I should have re-read it after sobering up.

I'm excited about everything.
Dunno why.
Think I'll watch The Simpsons with Teh Mel.
Who rules for getting me Kerrang and a random page of Boosh pics to cover P!ATD on the K! calendar.
Awwww.
Back in a bit.
I'll give my clicking finger a rest.]]

((Muhaha. They will come to England more often after reading that then.

Nuuuuuuu. Don't leave meh, means I wil have to do artwork!
Haha.
Ok, have fun.))

[[I are back.
Hurrah!]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I are back.
Hurrah!]]

((Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
What you wanna do?
RPee?))

[[Sounds good to me.
I want to know what happened with Coby's brother, haha.]]

((I wanna know as well. Haha. I have no idea, I am making it up as I go along
Shall I be Coby or Erika? Or you post and I shall reply with who I see fits?))

[[LoL.
This could be interesting for both of us then.]]

*sits heavily on leather chair*
*scowls at box of painkillers*
Work, you fuckers.
*leans back in chair*
*stares sadly at door of study*
I've definitely lost him now.

Syn. I... love you. But, I need some time to think things over and...
-sighs-
This is not going to work.
I don't want to have time to think.
I have thought, she's not coming back, I love this man.
I...
-sighs-
No thoughts of good can come from this.
-gets up from the side of the ship and walks over to Syn's study door-
-takes a deep breath and waits outside-
Why do I feel so awkward?
-shakes head and opens door slowly-
-pops head around the door-
Hey.

*smiles sadly at*
And they say a watched door never opens.
Or something.
*gets up from chair*
How...
*looks down*
Are you okay?

-smiles weakly-
Yeah. I'm... fine.
-walks over to-
Shit. He looks a mess. Fuck, I feel so guilty.
-bites lip-
Are you... ok?

Well my head feels like there are many tiny rodents trying to claw their way out.
I only have to look t the sea and my stomach contents decide to join it.
*smiles sadly at*
And my heart feels like it's been torn out.
So, I've been better.

-looks downcast-
Oh... I'm so sorry.
-bites lip-
So... erm...
-looks around the office-
Fuck. I feel so gulity and I know that sorry isn't good enough for this. I feel so bad.

*strokes arm lightly*
It's not your fault.
*smiles at*
Honestly.
I just bumped into... someone I could have done without seeing.
*laughs weakly*
*looks to floor*
But I kinda don't want to say who because I'll lose you for sure.

What.. What do you mean?
Who, who did did you see?
Has someone said something to you?
What's happened?
-starts to panic a little-

((BRB. Dinner!))

I'm fine, everything's fine.
Better than in fact.
For you.
*sniffles*
Um... your wife's not dead, Coby.
Erika's here, on the ship.
*smiles at*
She's okay.

((Baaaaaaaa-ck!))

Wha... What?!
-breathes-
-laughs breathlessly-
-registers what has being said-
If this is your way of getting back of me for last night Syn.
-gets louder and angrier-
It's not fucking funny!
-whips around and heads towards the door-

[[Reeeeally?
I'd never have guessed.]]

Have I ever lied to you, Coby?
*sits on edge of desk*
She's in your old cabin.
Demanded I bring you to her.
I kinda told her about us, I'm sorry.
But she's here.