RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-Looks at Syn-
THERE'S A BATHROOM HERE?!
-Looks around-
-Glares-
Jacoby told me there wasn't one. I have been holding it in until we get to Islands.
-Scowls and stops off to bathroom-

((MEGALOLZ, Jazz' father may take me and her to London for that A7X signage day. Haha. That works for me, haha. I really REALLY wanna slap Shadows! LOL))

((I seriously doubt I am going to this signing now. My parents haven't talked about it since I suggested it.))

*laughs at Mick*
God, I love Coby's pranks.
*smiles*
*continues watching Zacky*
Zack, you seem to know better than me where we are.
Any islands coming up?
If I don't get laid soon, I'm going to fucking explode.

[[This One.
It's so funny!
He's just been asking people if they were molested.
He's my new God.]]

Zacky wrote:

((I seriously doubt I am going to this signing now. My parents haven't talked about it since I suggested it.))

[[Well if you're dad's tired at the moment maybe he's just waiting to make a final decision when he's more awake?
Besides, you have over a week.
Plenty of convincin' time.
That's what I'm hoping in my case anyway.]]

((I shall listen now. May cheer me up. I feel like I'm gonna cry and I have no idea why. Heh.))

-whips head around to look at Syn-
Huh?
Erm...
-looks back out to sea-
Not that I can see.
But, what do I know?
-mumbles to self while going back to scrubbing-
I'm just the cabin boy.
-sighs-

Captain Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((I seriously doubt I am going to this signing now. My parents haven't talked about it since I suggested it.))

[[Well if you're dad's tired at the moment maybe he's just waiting to make a final decision when he's more awake?
Besides, you have over a week.
Plenty of convincin' time.
That's what I'm hoping in my case anyway.]]

((I still seriously doubt it though. My mum doesn't wanna get the train at night, and she won't let me get it at night. I hate everything at the moment. ))

*rolls eyes*
Typical.
I just want to fuck my boyfriend but nooooo.
*huffs*
*looks down at Zacky*
What's eating you?

[[It's all Syn and Matt but it's so funny.
Should make you smile.
Syn should be an Agony Aunt.
I'll keep my finger's crossed for you.
]]

Oh nothing.
I'm just peachy.
-smiles up at and goes back to scrubbing the floor-
Apart from the fact that I was happy until you come back up here.
-sighs-

((Once it downloads, I shall watch.
Thanks. I will too.))

Mm, you don't look it.
*leans down*
Maybe you need a bit of...
*spanks ass*
... encouragement.


[[It's an audio one.
I'd use headphones or something.
It's... erm... rude.
Very rude, haha.]]

-yelps-
What the hell are you playing at?
-whips head around-
Shouldn't that be what you do to your bitch?!
-scowls at and goes back to scrubbing floor-

((-listen to now-
Hell. I don't care. As long as there is no sex noises, it's all good.))

*grabs hair*
*hisses in face*
Jacoby is not my bitch.
You'd do well to remember that.

[[Oh God.
Syn just spoke in German.
*heartfluttering*
Oh God, I'm a loser.]]

-widens eyes-
-hisses in pain-
Fuck off. The way you two are together.
-laughs-
It's fucking sickening.

((Really? OH AWWWWWWWESOME. I'm not gonna be able to listen to all this tonight. Haha. I need to go to bed soon cos I have work tomorrow. I shall listen to some.))

Jealous, Zacky?
Just coz you'll never have that.
*laughs*
Poor, poor Zacky.

[[*pouts*
Synnykins has gone now.]]

-rolls eyes-
Please. I have being laid more times than you on this fucking ship.
-looks back up at Syn-
-kneels up more to loosen grip on hair-
I bet that makes you mad.
-smirks-

((Aww.
Syn asking everyone if they are molested. Haha.))

((Mehhh my bones huuuurt.
Mick is taking a very big bathroom break. LOL.
I have just read some amusing chavs jokes that made it allllll better though. Haha.
I posted it to my LJ just to shareage. Haha.
MY NOSE HURTS!))

Mick wrote:

((Mehhh my bones huuuurt.
Mick is taking a very big bathroom break. LOL.
I have just read some amusing chavs jokes that made it allllll better though. Haha.
I posted it to my LJ just to shareage. Haha.
MY NOSE HURTS!))

((I'll have a look too. Might cheer me up.))

Yes.
It makes me mad.
*tugs hair again sharply*
But I get to take it out on my crew.
Which is always fun.
*smirks*

[[Heehee.
He's such a horrible person!
At now they're discussing reversible jackets and how you're deprived if you haven't heard of them.
And now Rev's discussing scary penises and bad blowjobs.]]

Mick wrote:

((Mehhh my bones huuuurt.
Mick is taking a very big bathroom break. LOL.
I have just read some amusing chavs jokes that made it allllll better though. Haha.
I posted it to my LJ just to shareage. Haha.
MY NOSE HURTS!))

[[Not as good as the chavs I saw this morning.
The stereotypical chavs.
Heavily pregnant girl with a bottle of Lambrini and a fag, her boyfriend wandering down the street with White Lightning Cider, haha.]]

-rolls eyes-
Fucking Sadist.
You wanna let me go now so I can clean your fucking ship.

((Haha. Chavs make me laugh.))

That's me.
*smirks*
*slams head down*
Enjoy your work.
*laughs*
*looks out over ship*
*storms down to own cabin*

[[Heehee, brilliant.
I've got to gooooooo.
I need the loo and wanna listen to the end of this, haha.
Plus, I come off early, possible A7X signing.
Night guys! xxx]]

-lands in a puddle of water-
-groans-
-mutters darkly-
Mother fucker.
-gets up from puddle and carries on scrubbing-

((Night Syn. Thanks for earlier. Have fun listening to this. Haha.
I love Syn in this. It's hilarous.))

((BYEEE!!!
You gotta admit THAT is funny. Haha.
My cousin was like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH for ages, it was as if he was going to die. Haha.
Chavs are kinda funny.
MEGALOLZ! Me and Emma was waiting for a bus in Cosham and this chav was standing on a wall that backed onto someones garden, so he was basically standing on someones random wall, trying to look cool and stuff, jumping around, but then he lost his balance and fell backwards into a big bush. His friends were like "WHOA SHIT!" Me and Emma and this random dude who I complimented his shirt at (T'was Metallica) was laughing so hard, specially when he couldn't get back up out of the garden. Hahahahaha.))

((Some good jokes there. I have heard a lot of them before though. But still funny to read again.))

((Well. I better go now. I need to sleeeeeeeep. G'night.))

((Whoa, last night was insane. I was online, and then I suddenly felt dizzy and like I was gonna be sick but I ignored it but then it got incredibly worse and I sat in my bathroom for like, half an hour, but then went back to bed and actually tried to sleep and stuff but my body was acting like it was pocessed coz it was twitching and I was shivering insanely and I couldn't keep still, it was so fucking scary!!
I think I am better now though.))