RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Same really.
I'm so swamped with college and work, my parents want me to pay my own way for everything, this whole Avenged thing, I'm starting to think I'll never find love or a boyfriend. So, we are like two peas in a miserable pod. ))

[[Twin moods?
Heh.
We just need a good hug.
And a magick wand to make everything better.]]

((And for Syn and Zacky to jump out of a giant cake.... naked.
So, you wanna get off this depressing subject and talk about something else? Or RPee?))

[[*goes to look at cake in kitchen*
*pokes top of*
Brrrriiiiiiiaaaaaannnnnn!!!

RP-ing sounds good.
Being someone else just means I don't have to focus on how shitty I feel about me.
I apologize in advance for my late posts though.]]

((Okie Dokie. And okiessssssssss. I am sewing min Zacky anyway so it's no rush. You wanna start?))

[[I wanna see the mini Zack when he's done, heehee.
Yeah, I'll start.]]

*groans*
*rubs at forehead*
*tries to stand up*
Fuck it.
*stays propped against bar*

((He needs his black woolen hair which I might get tomorrow depending on if my mummy is nice enough to get me some. But apart from that, he is nearly done. He's gonna be sporting some tartan trousers soon. Heh.))

Hey. Welcome back.
-helps Syn to sit up-
You hit the ground pretty hard back there.
You ok?
-smiles-

[[Awwww, cute!]]

Yeah, I'm fine.
I've had worse.
*laughs weakly*
*rubs temples*
I knew there was a reason I didn't drink til I passed out.
Fucking head.

((Tis. Tis what is keeping me from being a blubbering mess at the moment.))

-checks out bump on head-
Ouch, That looks pretty bad.
We better take you back to your place to sort it out.
-gets up from the floor next to Syn-
-holds hand out to-
I'll help you.
-smiles down at sweetly-

[[I have nothing to stop me from being a blubbering mess.
Fucking everyone talking on LJA7X about seeing A7X next week and not knowing where to stand to be close to Brian...
I'm so jealous that I'm actually embarassed.
I have to wait.
I had tickets but Ticketmaster fucked me over.
And with everything else going on, I'm in fucking tears here and...
I just feel like such a loser.
I'll shut up.]]

*takes hand*
Thanks.
Um, you don't have to help me, y'know.
I can...
*topples over*
*grips bar to hold self up*

((Aww. I'm so sorry.
Stay away from the LJ boards then if it is making you upset.
And don't think about it, seriously. Take your own advice, again. Haha.
You will meet them and you WILL see them. Just not right now.
I wish I was there to give you a big oe huuuuuuuuug so.
CYBERHUG! It'll have to dooooo.))

Help yourself?
Yeah right.
-takes a hold of arm and pulls away from the bar-
Point me in the direction of your home, or whatever.

[[Thanks.

With everything in my head and shit at the moment...
I just could really have done with seeing them now.
But I have MCR a month tomorrow and Ross Noble in two weeks.
They should cheer me up.
MCR especially.
Okay, must not cry.
Can't have my dad bitching about that too.]]

*slurs*
I'll have you know I have captained my ship through horrific battles while more inebriated.
*sways*
Shit, can't take her to the Deathbat, what if Coby's there?
Umm, I'm staying in that really fancy hotel.
I forget the name.

((Okay! I have finished reading enough of Spies for English Lit!
=)
How beith peopleage?))

[[Emo.]]

((Yeah. Same here, I really could have done with seing them, but I guess it's different for me, I still have a small chance of going.
I'm just really sorry. I wish I lived in the North now and you could go and I couldn't. ))

You own a ship. But you are in a hotel?
-cocks eyebrow at-
Pirates don't do that. And he doesn't exactly look like the Naval type.
-shrugs-
Ok. Come on then. Let's get you to the Basells Hotel.
-smiles and helps Syn to the door-

[[Thanks.
But then I'd feel bad.
At least if you do get to go, I know at least one person who really cares about them gets to see them.
Plus, I'd know Brian would get to know what he's done for me.
Speaking of, I should write that letter now so I can send it tomorrow.
Just in case.
Got to go in a mo anyway.]]

I wanted things to be perfect for me and my loooover.
*laughs*
But that didn't go to plan.
S'okay though.
Coz now you're back, you and him can be together again and I can just...
Be Synyster Fuckin' Gates, bastard of the sea.

((Okie.
My Dad is gonna call tomorrow about it all, see if he can hold a wristband or something and find out somemore info about it all.
Just in case. I'm thinking a little more positively now, even though I'm tired. Haha.
Okie Dokie.))

-laughs-
-helps out the bar-
Yeah... I probably know worsssssss....
What? Hang on a minute, what are you talking about?
-turns around to look at-
-looks at in confusion-

[[Positivity.
It's all good.
I have my fingers crossed for you.
]]

You...
*pokes*
...are Erika Shaddix, yep?
*laughs*
I'm your husband's mistress.
Erm, Brian what are you saying?
You're the reason we can't have sex.
Shut up!

((Thanking you. ))

Wha... What?
-flinches from pokes-
Syn?
What the...
Jacoby's not gay. He doesn't ven live in this island.
-gets angry-
Stop it!

You'd be surprised what sailing can do to a man.
*smirks*
I met him back on Porte De Muerte, he was drowning his sorrows.
He came aboard.
*laughs*
I didn't.
What the hell are you doing?
She has been nothing but sweet to you.
Why are you being so cruel?

No. No. Coby wouldn't go off with a man.
-shakes head-
Especially not after what happened with his brother.
-shakes head-
It's the alcohol talking.
-looks into Syn's eyes-
You're lying?
-weels up-

His brother?
I don't know you, lady.
Why would I lie?
*sways*
Whoaaa...
*falls to floor*
I can take you to him, if you want.
I... just need a little sleepy first.
*rests head on dirty path*

If you were really his lover, you would know about the pain his brother caused his family.
-sees Syn get on the floor-
Ohn no you don't.
All I have done is helped you.
-grabs Syn by the collar and drags up-
Now you are going to help me.
Take me to my husband.

[[Sorry I didn't reply to this last night.
My dad was screaming and shit-talking me again.
I need a hug.]]

*grabs at neck*
*says in choked voice*
Shit, lady.
Coby and I don't really discuss the past... his past.
Turns him all emo.
*smirks*
And I was always more of a hard rock kinda guy.
I'll take you to him if you stop strangling me.

[[My TV was determined to cheer me up last night.
Scuzz showed A7X vs. Linkin Park at midnight.
During LP, K! showed either MCR or Metallica.
After the Battle Of The Bands, I found UKTV Gold showing The Mighty Boosh randomly, with Scuzz playing Metallica during the ad break.
After that ended I flipped back to Scuzz and saw BATH.
Add that to the fact K! played Trivium and Dream Theater too and I wasn pretty chuffed.
That really cheered me up.
Course it didn't stay that great, Scuzz put on FOB so I flipped to K! who were playing P!ATD at the same time.
And then I found I had a poser of Corey B with a guitar... typically on the back of sex face Syn.
*huffs*

EDIT: But my newest Ross Noble DVD has just turned up.
Yay!
8 & 1/2 hours worth of his stand up.
There are FOUR full shows on it.
I'm-a go watch some after I've finished listening to Trivium. ]]