RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Jo doth know.
And Jo... will just ask Matt to pick her up.
And then slap him.
*Nods*
Hahahahaha.

An haha that would be amazing!! Madina Lake wouldn't forget me, nor would Halifax or the other supports. NEVER!!! Hahaha, they would remember meh.
And hopefully, A7X shall too!! xDD Hahahaha
WOOONESS!!
*Plots to kill Johnny and become the new Johnny and see if anyone notices*))

-Groans-
PLEASE say that isn't Zacky?
-Sighs-
Can you get him out here then? Or at least help me?
-Looks around-
The skies are darker and there is a strange chill in the air.
-Shivers-
Can you feel that?
It feels like something bad is going to happen.
-Looks around-
Like a terrible storm, or...
-Stops-
-Looks at Cristina-
And I don't know what to do.

*smiles at*
Awww, he's into the kid.
No, it's not him.
It's that Jacoby ponce.
*walks over to*
There's definitely something coming... in the air.
*looks up at sky*
We just need to bring the sails in and ride it out.
*looks at*
Hope for the best.

-Smiles happily-
Oh good mot Zack...
I mean...
-Coughs-
Sorry.
-Looks away from-
Okay then.
-Looks around-
I'm just... not good with this stuff.
-Shrugs-
Never been on a ship like this before.
-Coughs-
-Looks at woman-
I'm M Shadows by the way.
Who are you?

Cristina Scabbia.
Well, Haner, technically.
But begrudgingly.
*laughs*
It's simple enough to do.
Just...
*walks across to mast*
Need to...
*pulls on rope*
Pull this and...
*ducks under sail swinging in*
*smiles at Shadows*
Voila!

-Raises brows-
Wow, you are pretty skilled at this, for a woman.
-Smiles-
How come you don't have my job then?
I know shit about this.
-Covers mouth-
-Blushes-
Sorry! I... blame the others. I never would swear infront of a woman before... Since I've been here I...
-Shrugs-
Sorry.
And Haner, eh? Wow.
Married?

(( CHLOE READ THIS!!!

I know you never read old posts.
But yeah, did you know about the Korn gig?
They be playing with Deathstars.
And another band.
I WANNA GOOO!!
So does Emma.
The nearest is like, Brixton though.
Would your mom let you go there?
I went there for Good Charlotte and Panic at the Disco.
It isn't that bad.
BUT I WANNA GOOO!!))

Don't worry about swearing in front of me, M.
I live on a pirate ship.
I'm used to it.
*laughs*
I don't have your job because the Captain doesn't think I'm skilled enough or strong enough to do any of this kind of work.
Besides, he'd rather just keep me locked away downstairs so he can pretend I'm not here.
*leans against side of ship*
Yeah, I'm married.
Although it's pretty much a sham marriage.
He doesn't love me, he's sleeping with other people.
*points down*
Right now in fact.

[[Korn are playing with Deathstars?
Sweet!!!
I'm going to see them in Newcastle.]]

-Gasps-
You're married to Synyster?
-Blinks-
-Pauses-
May I ask... why? Haha.
I hate him.
No offence.
-Laughs-
And okay.
I don't swear a lot, but yeah, it's this ship that is doing it to me.
-Looks at-
Why did you call it a pirate ship? It's not like we are pirates or anything.
Are we?

((You are?
I hate you.
The nearest they are playing is like, South London.
Which suuucks.
But I wanna gooooo!!!))

None taken.
I don't like the guy much either.
*laughs*
I've known him since we were kids, I was his friend before he went loco.
*gestures to head*
He used to be really sweet.
Everything a woman could want, y'know?
Then he went through... a lot of shit and it's kinda changed him.
A lot.
*approaches M*
Sweetie, this is a pirate ship, we are pirates.
You really think he's an honest business man?

-Blinks-
Pirates? Aren't they... against the law though? Like... wrong?
Wait.
-Looks at Cristina-
What are we sailing for anyway?
-Looks towards captains cabin-
Does he have some kinda hidden agenda or something?
-Frowns-
And I am sure he was a nice guy... at some point.
Just not anymore.
-Sighs-
It seems like the only freaking person who likes him on this ship is Jacoby to be honest.
-Looks at Cristina-
Oh, and have you met this new guy? The short one with black hair?

They're a little bit illegal.
*smirks*
That's all part of the fun.
Don't worry though, you've not done anything wrong yet.
You're just sailing.
Oh, you mean Mick?
Yeah, I met him back on the last island we were on.
Sweet kid.
Very angry though.
*laughs*
Figured he might be fun to have around.

-Mutters-
Zacky seemed to think he was fun to have around also.
-Sighs-
-Looks at Cristina-
But he's a nice guy, right?
-Smiles weakly-
Please say he is. I don't want my baby being hurt.
And I haven't done anything wrong yet?
-Whimpers-

What do you all have planned?
I'm just a normal man, I'm not a pirate!! I don't... I don't wanna get caught up in... swordfights and Pirates Of The Carribean shit!!!
-Moans-
This wasn't part of the deal.

He is a nice guy.
He won't hurt anyone.
*squeezes arm*
Coz I'll kick his ass.
I'm scary when I'm pissed off.
*laughs*
The whole piracy thing these days, it's more like... Robin Hood.
We just take money from those who don't deserve it so we can have nice things.
And the forces around these parts tend to look past it.
With a little persuasion.
They let us do our thing, they do theirs.
It's safe, I promise you.

What?
So... we're stealing?!
-Blinks-
You can justify it all you want, I still know that it is wrong.
-Licks own lips-
So what are we actually doing? Does he actually have a plan or destination? Or are we just sailing randomly and see what happens?
-Sighs-
And I need to meet this Mick guy.
I wanna see that he is okay for Zacky. If he is dating him, that is.
-Looks at Cristina-
Is he?

I think they're just like, friends with benefits at the moment.
Zacky's kinda... gooey eyed over him but Mick's a little more casual.
There's probably still chance to steal Zacky's heart.
*smiles at*
That's what you want, right?
*sits up on side of ship*
It is stealing, yes.
Let me explain this to you the way Syn explained it to me.
He can't physically do any worthy work.
The scarring on his hand is brutal and he was never trained to do anything but...
Well, he was never given real training.
So the best he could hope for would be just sitting around, sponging off the state.
There are people on these islands who are perfectly healthy, perfectly capable of doing real honest work, the kind of work that you see young kids forced to do around the smaller islands and all they do is sit around and get money handed to them because they were born into the right families.
So, Syn takes the money from them, keeps a share for himself and the rest?
Goes to the kids on the islands, stopping them from having to work so young to support their family.
*smiles*
Yes, it's legally wrong but is it really morally wrong?

-Frowns to self-
Yeah... I guess that doesn't sound like it could be wrong.
-Smiles-
But whatever, I don't care.
So long as me or Zacky don't get in any serious trouble for being caught up in this.
-Coughs-
And no, I do not want Zacky's heart.
I just like him, that's all.
-Smiles-
We're just friends.

You won't.
If anyone would go down for it, it'd be Syn.
Besides most of the cops actually agree with what he's doing.
*laughs*
*smiles at*
Well, it's good to see you're looking out for a friend.
You're probably the only really decent guy on this ship.

-Smiles-
Really?
Thanks.

-Beams-
And I am so glad I met you.
You seem like the only person on this ship who actually knows that they are doing.
-Laughs-
And I actually don't care what happens to Syn.
So long as we're all okay.
-Smiles-
-Looks around-
-Feels raindrop-
-Looks overhead at thick, dark clouds-
-Gulps-
So... when it is raining and storming what's it like to sail a boat?
-Looks at hopefully-
Not too bad... right?

Really.
*matches smile*
*hops down from side*
Well, it can get kinda rough.
You ever been on a plane during turbulence?
Coz it's like that but wetter.
*laughs*
We should probably head below deck... maybe sneak into Syn's wine cellar.
*smirks*
I mean, we'll be safe down there and someone will have to look out for his wine, if you know what I mean.
*winks*
Y'know, to make sure that none of it gets "accidentally smashed" so there are "bottles missing" which "haven't been drunk".

-Grins-
Ha, sounds like a good plan.
-Looks around-
Y'know, we don't want to be thrown over board if it gets too rough.
-Nods-
So he can't blame us.
-Looks towards his cabin-
-Shrugs-
-Looks back at Cristina-
And I am kinda scared.
But it'll be alright though, right? It's not like it's anything that bad, right?
Just... a bit bumpy and such?

It's worse the higher up you are.
Up on deck, you fly higher up, the lower down you are, the more likely you are to just bob around a little.
Don't worry.
*takes hand*
*squeezes*
I'll protect you from the storm.
*laughs*
Come on, let's go get drunk and talk about boys.
*grins*
*lets go of hand*
*heads down to cellar*

((ZOMGSOMUCH!!
I can't stop laughing at this picture.
I DIDN'T REALISE I WAS IN THE SHOT!!!
Gotta love my zoned expression.
And where it looks like the beer is on my fayce. Hehe.

Spoiler:

))

-Smiles-
Ok then!!
-Claps hands happily and follows-
And alright, if I get scared, you can save me.
-Laughs-
And ooh boys!!!
-Heads down-

[[LOL!
STELLA UP YOUR NOOOOOOSE!]]

*turns lights on in cellar*
*heads down*
Euw...
*pulls foot up out of muddy water*
It's a little damp in the bit, heh.
*spots table and chairs in corner*
But over there looks fine.
*runs fingers across wine*
Hmmm...