RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Aww, nuts. And I'm not going to be home until 6pm tomorrow. Erm... Yeah.
BYE!!!! Nightie Night!))

[[I'll do something with one of my other characters tomorrow til then then, haha.

Niiight x]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I'll do something with one of my other characters tomorrow til then then, haha.

Niiight x]]

((Okie Dokien. I will spend a little while looking for things I can spend my first paycheck on. Haha. Night.
-hops over to Angel Clothing-
mUhahaha!!))

((*Laughs insanely*
HEY GUYS!
Who aren't here, coz you are boring and in bed.

You know what is not clever? Going randomly to Portsmouth from college, at 4pm, pissing around for hours, then watching I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (Best Film Ever. Seriously, it was so funny. And could be kinda powerful, with the whole stupid gay stereotypes and how many homophobic people there are out there and how people can stop being your friends just coz they think you are gay and shit. Also the gay jokes were just funny. Haha. It was my kinda movie *Nods*)) watching that at 8:30 and then not coming out until like, quarter to 11, and then not getting back home until passed midnight.

There are some SCARY people out on a Friday night in Portsmouth at 11pm. Haha.

My mom wasn't even all that angry, she just was like "Jo, never do that again please..." Hahaha.

We didn't PURPOSELY hang around Portsmouth all night, it was unintentional!! *Nods*

Anyway chaps, must dash, I need to get some shut eye! Tah-tah!))

[[Yikes, that's a little insane.

To think I just spent my night almost screwing Coby, getting a little tipsy on wine - to the point I nearly fell up and down my stairs several times and then screaming in excitement, entering the new Kerrang TV competition and praying to God and the Kerrang Gods to let me win.

Hmm, I wonder who that competition involved???]]

((Panic! At The Disco?
I know you wanna win ;)
But ooh fun!

And in next weeks Kerrang, there is a small bullet point mentioning A7X! Zomg! LOL.

And it is VERY insane.
But meh.,

Hey Syn!

Weren't you supposed to be here right now? Haha.))

[[I will have to buy it!
Coz I'm only buying issues with them and MCR in from now on.
Oh and maybe Trivium and suchlike but only if they're cover features.

Yes, it was P!ATD.
Oh boy, I hope I win.

LoL, I was supposed to be coming next week.
And I keep forgetting to mention it but sadly I can't come.
My mum had this operation the other day and my lovely dad decided to inform me the other day that she needs me to look after her - coz obviously Melly would be at school/drama/with her friends and he's at work.
So I have to look after her.
Looks like the first time I'll meet you guys will be A7X gigs next year at this rate!]]

((Haha, it's okay, I didn't expect you to be able to come soon anyway, considering you have said you were gonna come down for like, 7 months or some shit. Haha.
xDD

And fuck yeah! Panic! Woo!!

And KERRANG!! LOL.
I am in a strange mood.
AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD ANY COKE!! ZOMG!

Oh, and I realised yesterday that I am a horrible, horrible person.
Seriously.
Actually I realised it years ago.
But still.))

[[I WILL SEE YOU GUYS!
EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!!
Haha.
Well if I win these K! tickets, I'll be in London, could pop down the day after and travel home that night.
I mean, if I'm down south anyway, may as well.

I'm too tired to be in a weird moooooooooood.

Whyyyy are you a horrible person?]]

((I am sleepy, I didn't get in until midnight.
People are scaring out late.
I think there was literally sluts out. Like, real sluts. There was lots of blonde, slutty girls who were wearing short shorts just hanging around everywhere.
I was scared. Haha.

And woooness!! Haha, so, I'll see you around next year, yeah Syn?

And I am a horrible person.
I have a freaking boyfriend. Who loves me so much.
But I still like, flirt with any boys. All the time.
I mean, yesterday for fuck sake, the boys were hanging out with us, and I was sitting on Drake's lap, with our arms wrapped around eachother and stuff, and Ray was there! You know, that dude that came up to us when we were out and asked us to come drinking with him and we ran away. He kept touching all of us and picked me up and spun me around and his friend just wouldn't stop hugging everyone.
And I just, love it all. I am so fucking bad, I fucking kissed Will the other day!!
I told you I was a slut.
But the worst thing is, is that I never feel guilty towards Alex or anything.
I have like, always been like this.
It sucks so much!! But it's just what I do, it's just natural for me.
I blame the fact that my whole family are sluts, and always had the boys hanging off them. I blame that.
*Nods*

Chloe says she just thinks it's coz I am just a happy hug-y person, which I am. But still, this could get me into some serious trouble one day, and I can't just stop.
I just... i dunno, love the attention from guys, coz I haven't had like any male attention in years, I guess.
I don't know.
All I know, is that I am just a horrible person.))

[[Yep, you're a horrible person.

Nah, I agree with Chloe, you just seem to like the hugs and the attention.
It's not like you're actively looking to cheat on Alex, you just enjoy the love you get shown.

I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate those short shorts.
They're... I mean, I love to see some leg but that's just leg and a tiiiiiiiiiny bit of cloth.
It's yaaaaaaaaaaaack.
It just... they... *shudders*
And now for some weird reason, Shads is wearing some in my head.]]

((Yeah... I think.
Haha.

And MEH TOO!
They had creepy twig legs too! It was like EWWW!!
The only person who looks good in Short Shorts is Homer Simpson.

Now I have flashbacks of I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry.
That film is awesome.
Just because there are more gay men then straight men.
HOH! And Larry's son!! The gay one!! He is like, ten and had black hair, speaks like a girl and does tap dancing and singing and dancing and thinks girls are "ewwy" Haha he reminded me of Zacky. Haha.))

[[*bangs head on desk*
I hate Gaia.
Stupid fucking 300 piece jigsaw.
Stupid wanting the shades for my Syn shemale.

I can't say that film appeals but then again I want to punch Adam Sandler, haha.
Poor gay Zacky boyyyyy.
I loves Zacky.
I'd smush him but he'd beat me up.]]

((Howww can you wanna punch Adam Sandler?
You wanna punch Jim Carrey too!
YOU'RE WEIRD!!!!

Hahahahaha.
And I need to slap Shadows when I meet him.
I'll do the OHYOUSOCUTEAWWWW to Zacky I thinkage.
I dunno what I'll do to Syn.
I guess I will just leave that to you, huh? ;) Haha

And I do not know what Gaia it. It just reminds me of neopets' gay. *Nods*
Hahahahaha
MEGALOLZ!!!!
I don't want that shirt.
All the scary kids wear it.
But it still is a funny word
*Nods*))

[[It's like Neopets but you can swear, discuss sex, do dirty RP's and you don't have to pay out ridiculous amounts for paintbrushes.
Just clothes.
I need something to amuse me when you guys are at college, haha.

What I'd do to Syn?
Heh... even this board can't handle that.
But I believe it would go something like.


Y'know what is gay?
Almost Easy.
Seriously, I swear that song is about Shadows and a gay relationship.]]

((Haha oooh! Fun! LOL.
I occassionally pop into neo.
On FC's there are like, never any band boards at all. Nothing to do with music. It has gone back to like, 12 year olds on there and shit talking about the Disney channel and shit like that.

Hahahahahaha!!
Nice. I wanna be there when you meet Syn soo much. Haha.

And Haha, care to dissect the lyrics for meh that shows the gay Shadowsness? LOL.))

((I feel like being TEH SHADS!))

-Sighs and stands on top deck-
-Frowns to self-
Who was that guy Zacky was with? And how come he is still here? Has he joined the crew?
-Looks around-
-Moans-
No one tells me anything.
-Sighs-
I hope he's a good guy, at least. Someone who Zacky will deserve.
-Shields eyes from sun-
-Looks around more-
Where the fuck is everybody?

[[I shall find and dissect the lyrics especially for you.
And giggle to myself while doing it.

I avoid Neo at all costs.
What with the new HSM being out and all.
*shudders*]]

((Ooh okay then!!! =DD
EXCITED! xDD

And isn't HSM a shop?
MEGALOLZ!!
Yeahh, what be HSM?))

[[

Spoiler:

Yeah, I officially have no life.

HMS = High School Musical.
*shudder*
I kinda want to watch it just to see how bad it is.]]

*walks upto top deck, muttering angrily*
Fucking screwing fucking...
Disgusting, that's what it is!
*stalks across to bow of ship*
*leans against*
*stares out at ocean*
You won't be loved up and sleeping together and happy for long, I promise you that.
*laughs to self*

((Ohh right!! LOL. That makes more sense now.
Haha I haven't seen it before, but yeah. I am too scared to. Haha

And WOWZERS!
You don't have no life. It's just funny. Hahahaha.
Hmm, I really wanna ask A7X who they would rather fuck out of their other band members.
Coz I have no shame. And I know I won't be like when I meet them and not saying anything. I will just be like *talks*
Coz that is just what I ish like when I meeteth people from bands XD Haha.))

((I am trying to remember if Shadows has met Cristina before... Hmm...))

-Groans and looks out to see-
-Paces round deck-
Where is our captain? Where is Zacky? And that new dude? And that Jacoby dude?
-Looks overhead-
A storm maybe coming, I wouldn't know what to do.
-Sighs-
But so long as he's happy, it's all good I guess.
-Groans-
-Walks around and sees woman in corner-
-Calls to-
'Eh, have you seen the cap'ain anywhere?

((Bah! I want Matt to meet Mick at some point but it means a conversation with myseeeelf *Moans*))

[[Too much of my life revolves around bumloving, haha.

I'll probably be crying the first time I meet them just coz they mean so much to me.
Then after that I'll be like "Yeah, I was that girl who cried on you Syn."
Haha.
Oh the joy.
Wonder if it'll get to the point where I meet them after all the gigs I see so they actually recognize me.
That would make my life.
I fail.

Haha, anywaaaaay.
I don't know if Matt and Cristina have met.
Think they might have, not sure.]]

*looks over to Shadows*
Yeah, I've seen him.
Well, not seen him per se.
More like heard the bastard.
*huffs*
He's screwing his boy toy.