RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*smiles back at*
He thinks?
*swings legs*
*takes drink*
Don't get any ideas.
He's your friend.
You are not going to try and turn him.
*rubs head*

-Cringes-
Girl, I am gay.
I PROMISE YOU.
And besides, I would never sleep with a person I only just met anyway.
It's not what I'm like. I'm sorry.
-Smiles at Brody-
Seriously, I am gay.
-Looks at-
Why do you wanna sleep with me so much anyway?

-rolls eyes-
Sex is so not the drama.
I have no diseases. I'm good at it. What else do you need?
-cocks head to the side-
-looks down at M's crotch-
-smirks-
-presses palm to M's crotch-
-feels for cock-
-widens eyes at size-
-smirks-
That's why.

Brody, if he was straight, surely he'd be all over you by now.
Besides, can't you hear him?
The boy likes cock as much as you do.
*smirks*
*takes drink from glass*

-Whimpers-
Why is everyone so interested in my dick so much?
-Laughs weakly-
Look darling, I don't like women, okay? Plus, I...
-Coughs-
-Says quietly-
...Am a virgin.
So I don't want to do it with a random girl who is good at it.
I wanna do it with someone I care for.
-Shrugs-
Sorry.

((Hey Syn, do you live anywhere near Manchester?))

[[Not really but I can get there like *snaps fingers* not quite that fast, haha.
It's where I go to most of my gigs, how come?]]

-moans-
For God sake.
-gets off M's lap-
What does it take to get a decent lay on this ship.
Syn is cocky and violent as fuck, that Zacky kid is just plain shit.
And now this.
-groans in frustation-
-goes over to wine bottle-
-takes a long swig from-

*spits drink across room*
You're a virgin?
*grins*
That's so sweet!
I mean...
Well, yeah, it's sweet.
Saving yourself for someone special.
So few people do that these days.

Cristina wrote:

[[Not really but I can get their like *snaps fingers* not quite that fast, haha.
It's where I go to most of my gigs, how come?]]

((Because I may be going there in a few weeks with Katie.
If I can find 40 quid, that is. For the gig, and travel, and the gig is like, McFly and Natasha Bedingfield and a some others or something.
*Shrug*
Her mom is taking her, is all.
I am not saying you have to come, but I could always meet up with you before or after *Shrug*))

Brody wrote:

-moans-
For God sake.
-gets off M's lap-
What does it take to get a decent lay on this ship.
Syn is cocky and violent as fuck, that Zacky kid is just plain shit.
And now this.
-groans in frustation-
-goes over to wine bottle-
-takes a long swig from-

*winks at*
There's always the other option.
*looks at wine*
*giggles*
I think I've had a little too much of this.

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[Not really but I can get their like *snaps fingers* not quite that fast, haha.
It's where I go to most of my gigs, how come?]]

((Because I may be going there in a few weeks with Katie.
If I can find 40 quid, that is. For the gig, and travel, and the gig is like, McFly and Natasha Bedingfield and a some others or something.
*Shrug*
Her mom is taking her, is all.
I am not saying you have to come, but I could always meet up with you before or after *Shrug*))

[[What date?
Coz Manchester's seriously a piece of piss for me to get to.]]

-Looks at Brody-
-Looks down-

I'm sorry.
-Sniffs-
-Looks at Cristina-
-Smiles at what she said-
Thanks. A lot of people just think I'm being weird.
-Shrugs-
Part of me does just wanna get rid of it, but... I don't know. I've kept it for too long to just get rid of for no reason now I guess.
-Smiles at-

-stops drinking-
-takes wine from lips slowly and looks down at-
-swallows wine-
You know, I have no problem with that at all.
-smirks-
You got a dildo?
-takes another drink-

Cristina wrote:

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[Not really but I can get their like *snaps fingers* not quite that fast, haha.
It's where I go to most of my gigs, how come?]]

((Because I may be going there in a few weeks with Katie.
If I can find 40 quid, that is. For the gig, and travel, and the gig is like, McFly and Natasha Bedingfield and a some others or something.
*Shrug*
Her mom is taking her, is all.
I am not saying you have to come, but I could always meet up with you before or after *Shrug*))

[[What date?
Coz Manchester's seriously a piece of piss for me to get to.]]

((13th of October. A Saturday I think.))

I don't think it's weird.
It's respectable.
You should save yourself for someone special.
I wish I had.
*looks to Brody*
I'm a lonely woman with a gay husband, you tell me.
*smiles at*

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Matty wrote:

Cristina wrote:

[[Not really but I can get their like *snaps fingers* not quite that fast, haha.
It's where I go to most of my gigs, how come?]]

((Because I may be going there in a few weeks with Katie.
If I can find 40 quid, that is. For the gig, and travel, and the gig is like, McFly and Natasha Bedingfield and a some others or something.
*Shrug*
Her mom is taking her, is all.
I am not saying you have to come, but I could always meet up with you before or after *Shrug*))

[[What date?
Coz Manchester's seriously a piece of piss for me to get to.]]

((13th of October. A Saturday I think.))

[[Yup it's a Saturday.
Yeah, I can do that no problem.
Let me know if it's definitely going ahead and we can sort something out.
]]

Cristina wrote:

I don't think it's weird.
It's respectable.
You should save yourself for someone special.
I wish I had.
*looks to Brody*
I'm a lonely woman with a gay husband, you tell me.
*smiles at*

-smiles around bottle lid-
-swallows-
-puts bottle down on the table-
-wipes away wine from lips-
-smirks and leans onto table looking at Cristina-
Shall we?

-Grins-
Thanks Cristina.
-Smiles-
You're like, the only person ever who didn't just laugh at me and call me insane.
-Looks at-
I wish she was a guy... she'd be perfect...
-Smiles-
-Looks at Brody-
-Looks away quickly back at Cristina-
And Brody just plain... scares me.

((Ha OK THEN! LOL! I shall seeeeage. It depends if I can afford this and/or my mom lets me. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

-Grins-
Thanks Cristina.
-Smiles-
You're like, the only person ever who didn't just laugh at me and call me insane.
-Looks at-
I wish she was a guy... she'd be perfect...
-Smiles-
-Looks at Brody-
-Looks away quickly back at Cristina-
And Brody just plain... scares me.

((Muhaha!!!
Brody is Chloe. Hot and gets all the men she wants.
She wishes.))

Well I've already had one gay experience... sort of... tonight, meh, why not?
*smiles at*
*jumps down from table*
Why not?
*turns to Matt*
I don't judge.
*smiles*
Don't see the point.

[[I've got to go in a minute, haha.
Don't think I'm ready for lesbian RP slashings yet either TBH.
Maybe have it happening and not being... acted out?
I know, I fail, I fail.]]

-Looks at Cristina and Brody-
-Shivers-
What. Are. You. Two. Going. To. Do?
Coz I will leave if it is something... strange.
-Coughs-
-Smiles at Cristina-
I don't judge either.
It's good that we have that in common.
-Smiles-

Awesome.
-takes bottle of wine from the shelf and cork screw-
-turns to the door-
-turns to Cristina-
You coming then?
-smirks-

((Muhaha! I think we should have a stab at it. Because we will all be just so clueless that it willl be hilarous.))

((Jo does not think it would be hilarious.
Jo will run and hide.
Which she is going to do now anyway.
Coz she is sleepy.
Byeeee people!!!
))