RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

-Smiles-
She is lovely though.
-Looks up at Syn-
But don't worry babe, I'm not into the women if you know what I mean.
So you won't need to worry with the embarassment of loosing your wife to someone much younger and shorter than you.
-Winks at Syn-
But fine, I shall not call your wife lovely again.
-Looks at other man-
So who the fuck are you?

-looks at Syn-
-says with eyes-
I hope you know what you are doing...
-looks over at Mick-
Cocky little fuck. I do not like him.

Mick wrote:

-Smiles-
She is lovely though.
-Looks up at Syn-
But don't worry babe, I'm not into the women if you know what I mean.
So you won't need to worry with the embarassment of loosing your wife to someone much younger and shorter than you.
-Winks at Syn-
But fine, I shall not call your wife lovely again.
-Looks at other man-
So who the fuck are you?

I am Jacoby.
-pushes self off the desk and walks over to-
First mate of this ship, so you better fucking respect me.
Got it?

Oh take her.
Please.
She's like a man in the bedroom anyway.
Bigger balls than you.
*smirks*
That's assuming yours have dropped.
And I'd ask you not to talk to my partner like that.
*smiles back at Jacoby*
*looks back to Mick*
He is of a higher ranking than you're ever likely to get now or anytime in the future.
He's also much prettier than you, you might want to look into sorting that.
*pats head*

-Cracks up-
Hey Jacob.
-Looks at-
And fuck that.
-Spits words at-
I respect no one.

Mick wrote:

-Cracks up-
Hey Jacob.
-Looks at-
And fuck that.
-Spits words at-
I respect no one.

Jacob-YYYYYYY.
Are you stupid or just illiterate?
-wipes face-
Don't spit at me, Mick.
-crowds over-
Unless you wanna pay the consequence.

*watches Coby*
You are so turning me on right now.
*looks to Mick*
You'll fucking respect him.
Or you'll be punished.
And believe me, you don't want that.

-turns to Syn-
That's right.
-turns back to Mick-
Or do you like the idea of being used as a personal blow up doll?
-smirks-

*squeaks out*
I like it.
*clears throat*
Um... yeah.
*glares*
*walks across to liquor cabinet*
*pulls out bottle of whiskey*
*drinks from bottle*

Captain Syn wrote:

*squeaks out*
I like it.
*clears throat*
Um... yeah.
*glares*
*walks across to liquor cabinet*
*pulls out bottle of whiskey*
*drinks from bottle*

-watches Syn go over to the cabin-
-smirks to self-
I think I am making him a little hot under the collar.
God, I hope this kid says something to really piss me off now.
-laughs to self-

*leans back against cabinet*
Why can't I get the image of Coby treating me like a fucking sex toy out of my fucking head?!
*takes another drink*
Go away, go away, go away!

((I am unsure where Jo has gone. She is not signed into msn, she went suddenly. Hmmmmm....))

-looks over at Syn-
-turns back to Mick-
Alright.
-pushes Mick's back-
Get out. The captain needs a little massage, he's looking a little tense.
So...get out and don't come back.
Go and find the cabin boy and have another romp if you must.
-pushes out the door and slams shut-
-puts the dead bolt lock on-
-smirks to self as the lock clicks-
How much do you love that sound?

Like music to my fucking ears.
Why didn't I do that earlier?
Why didn't I do that last night in my cabin?
*smiles at*
I never realized you had such a domineering side to you.
I love it.


[[Strange.]]

-shrugs-
It only really comes out when I feel threatened I guess.
-walks over to and takes drink from hands-
-gulps down in one mouthful-
-leans across Syn and puts glass down on the cabinet-
Come on. I'll give you that massage.
-holds onto Syn's hand and leads to the desk-

((I have decided. I am gonna have an A7X college on the front of my graphics sketch book. Just so people know it's mine. Haha. It's gonna look banging. I just gotta get together all my magazines with A7X in it, anywhere at all. And take my posters down. Hmmmm... I shall do that tomorrow when I get home I thinks.))

Guess I'll have to put you in that position more often.
If I ever manage to get you in any position.
*laughs weakly*
Mmm, thanks.
*sweeps shit off desk*
You want me to lay out?

[[The eye is Zacky's.
At one point, thanks to my computer skipping through the AE video, you see the face of the eyes owner and it's definitely Zacky.
Can't find that moment anymore now though.
Must be a blink and you'll miss it thing.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Guess I'll have to put you in that position more often.
If I ever manage to get you in any position.
*laughs weakly*
Mmm, thanks.
*sweeps shit off desk*
You want me to lay out?

[[The eye is Zacky's.
At one point, thanks to my computer skipping through the AE video, you see the face of the eyes owner and it's definitely Zacky.
Can't find that moment anymore now though.
Must be a blink and you'll miss it thing.]]

((Oh. Whoever's eye it is, it's sexy.
Even sexier now. Haha.
I still don't think it's him. But, I haven't seen the whole face. I shall look more closely and watch it again. -nods-))

-watches Syn shove stuff off the desk-
-smiles-
Eager.
-turns back to face-
It would be helpful.
-smirks-

*climbs up on desk*
*lays on front*
*sweeps finger along the side*
*looks at substance on finger*
Yuck, Zacky missed a bit.
*wipes off hand*
Mm, you're lucky I trust you.
You might rape or kill me.
And I'd be powerless to stop you.

One, I am not the killing type, and two, I wouldn't know what to do to rape you.
-laughs-
-climbs onto desk with-
-straddles hips and sits on Syn's ass-
-rubs hands together-
You have such a hot back. So strong and...
-shakes head and places hands on shoulders-
-starts to grind palms into shoulders-

Mmmm.
*closes eyes*
Then I'm pretty lucky right now.
*laughs*
Ohhh, that feels good.
This is long overdue.

-rubs hands deeper into Syn's back-
If your anything like me, you'll love a good massage.
-smiles and leans forward, applying pressure to Syn's back-
You liking this then?
-leans down and leaves light kisses along Syn's spine-

Mmmmm-hmmmmm.
*smiles into desk*
You're so good with your hands.
And your lips.
*laughs*
Mmmmph, this must be what God feels every fucking day.

((ZOMGAWESOMENESSS!!))

Captain Syn wrote:

Mmmmm-hmmmmm.
*smiles into desk*
You're so good with your hands.
And your lips.
*laughs*
Mmmmph, this must be what God feels every fucking day.

-laughs-
God ain't got shit on me.
-smiles-
-rubs hands down Syn's back-
-deeps lower and tickles skin above waistband-
-smirks-

[[
American MTV2 obviously.
Coz ours think they're either "Emo, screamo, ska or alt-hip hop."
So hopefully Scuzz will get it this week or next.]]