RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Actually having watched the video again, I'm thinking it might be Zacky, haha.
If I'm not mistaken, Syn's not wearing any make-up.
It looks too bright and not stoned to be The Rev.
Johnny's hair doesn't do that.
And Matt's an onion.]]

((Haha. A stoner and an onion. Haha.
Whatever. I am just neutral. Haha.))

((Matthew IS NOT AN ONION!
And okay then :D ))

-Moans in sleep-
Mom... no... please!!
-Cries out-
-Wakes up aruptly-
-Sits up on sofa-
-Looks around room-
Huh?

Captain Syn wrote:

Mmmm, a mutiny might be a good thing.
Just me and you stuck on a deserted island.
No interruptions.
*smirks*
Maybe a monkey slave.
*laughs*
Sounds like heaven to me.

Mmm...
Me too.
-leans forward and kisses sorftly-
-groans and melts into arms-

*kisses back*
*threads hand in hair, pulls face closer*
*runs other hand along back*
*hears random noise*
*tries to ignore*

[[If I could screencap the proof, I would.
But I've spent about 5 minutes just watching that bit over and over and I'm convinced it's Zacky's.
Coz when the eye is closed, it looks like Zacky's.
I'm officially the biggest loser in the world for doing that but I'm sure now.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

*kisses back*
*threads hand in hair, pulls face closer*
*runs other hand along back*
*hears random noise*
*tries to ignore*

[[If I could screencap the proof, I would.
But I've spent about 5 minutes just watching that bit over and over and I'm convinced it's Zacky's.
Coz when the eye is closed, it looks like Zacky's.
I'm officially the biggest loser in the world for doing that but I'm sure now.]]

((Ok. When is it in the video? The Zacky whore will take a lookie. And set you straight. Haha.))

-Frowns and gets up from sofa-
-Looks around, eyes half closed-
-Yawns and searches on floor for clothes and pulls on-
God damn bitch, where did he go?

[[It's about 14 seconds in, when the eye's closed.]]

-pushes more into the chair-
-hears muttering in the background-
-groans-
-pulls away-
Fuck off yeah? Can't you see we are fucking busy?
-smirks-
-pulls Syn back to mouth and open mouth kisses-

Captain Syn wrote:

[[It's about 14 seconds in, when the eye's closed.]]

((I think it might be Jimmy. Because they all get a little bit of their face in that first 15 second.
In this order...
Matt and Syn-ness.
Zacky's side of the face, I can see his septum.
Johnny full head shot.
Zacky's guitar.
Syn having a 'gasm.
Syn playing.
Then the eye...I think it may be Jimmy. But I am having doubts....
GODDAMNIT!
I need more Zacky.
Too much Matt. ))

*pulls back to catch breathe*
Such a dirty mouth.
*smirks*
I must be rubbing *grinds erection into* off on you.
*nips bottom lip between teeth*
Always knew I would.
*pulls back into kiss*

Captain Syn wrote:

*pulls back to catch breathe*
Such a dirty mouth.
*smirks*
I must be rubbing *grinds erection into* off on you.
*nips bottom lip between teeth*
Always knew I would.
*pulls back into kiss*

-moans and throws head back-
Fuuuuuck.
Ahh...
-breathes and looks down at Syn-
-eyes clouded with lust like never before-
I want you.
Now.

Jacoby wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[It's about 14 seconds in, when the eye's closed.]]

((I think it might be Jimmy. Because they all get a little bit of their face in that first 15 second.
In this order...
Matt and Syn-ness.
Zacky's side of the face, I can see his septum.
Johnny full head shot.
Zacky's guitar.
Syn having a 'gasm.
Syn playing.
Then the eye...I think it may be Jimmy. But I am having doubts....
GODDAMNIT!
I need more Zacky.
Too much Matt. ))

[[The Syn orgasming is fucking hot.
Almost worth ripping as an AVI just so I can screencap it for a wallpaper on my phone.
*wafts self*
I'm sorry, you were saying something?

Heh.
See, I'm still thinking Zacky.
I don't know.
I'll know better when I see it BIG[ish] on Scuzz.

Oh and:

8000

Only I could hit 8K discussing Syn's cumface.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[It's about 14 seconds in, when the eye's closed.]]

((I think it might be Jimmy. Because they all get a little bit of their face in that first 15 second.
In this order...
Matt and Syn-ness.
Zacky's side of the face, I can see his septum.
Johnny full head shot.
Zacky's guitar.
Syn having a 'gasm.
Syn playing.
Then the eye...I think it may be Jimmy. But I am having doubts....
GODDAMNIT!
I need more Zacky.
Too much Matt. ))

[[The Syn orgasming is fucking hot.
Almost worth ripping as an AVI just so I can screencap it for a wallpaper on my phone.
*wafts self*
I'm sorry, you were saying something?

Heh.
See, I'm still thinking Zacky.
I don't know.
I'll know better when I see it BIG[ish] on Scuzz.]]

((Zacky's hair is nice and greasy in it.
Which means he is sweating. From the fire.
-pants-))

-Sighs and finishes putting clothes on-
I'll be fucking glad to leave you two to your dirty porno.
-Rolls eyes-
-Moves towards-
You might wanna tell me where this so called buttfuck Synyster is or something.
I need to see him or something, his wife told me about him.
-Laughs-
-Sorts out own hair-
Sounds like a right fucking jerk.
-Sighs-
So where is he?

Jacoby wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

*pulls back to catch breathe*
Such a dirty mouth.
*smirks*
I must be rubbing *grinds erection into* off on you.
*nips bottom lip between teeth*
Always knew I would.
*pulls back into kiss*

-moans and throws head back-
Fuuuuuck.
Ahh...
-breathes and looks down at Syn-
-eyes clouded with lust like never before-
I want you.
Now.

Fuck, he has no idea how hot he looks now.
Patience, Coby.
*laughs*
*moves mouth to ear*
Good things come to those who wait.
*grinds against very slowly*
*lets out long, low moan*

*glares at guest over Coby's shoulder*
I'm the buttfuck you're looking for.
And this is my study and that was my couch that you soiled with your fucking nudity last night.

-looks back at guest-
You interrupted us for that.
-groans and climbs off Syn's lap-
-pats down on growing hard-
-walks over to with arms crossed over chest-
So, what's your name then?
-looks at up and down, trying to look menacing-

((I shall BRB. Dinner. Woot! Haha.))

-Looks at Syn-
-Snorts-
YOU'RE Syn? The guy she kept going on about?
-Giggles-
I'm Mick. Mick Deth.
The woman said she would get me on this ship or something.
-Looks at couch-
-Shrugs-
It looks better now than it did last night.
So I think my ass can do some good.
-Grins-
I know Zacky's sure can.

Something funny, boy?
Aside from the fact you're giving him shit in your underwear?
*gets up from seat*
*approaches Mick*
*looks down on*
Yes, I'm Syn.
*grabs by back of hair*
I don't like your attitude.
Keep it up and me and you are going to have a disagreement.
And your new friend, Zacky can tell you all about how I can be in my bad moods.
*lets go of hair*
You want to stay aboard my ship?
Give me one good reason why I should let you.
What after you've hurt my feelings laughing at me and all.

-Is a little shocked at response-
Pft, I've had worse. This is nothing.
A lot of people don't like my attitude, Syn.
-Glares at-
But I am not completely desperate to get on this ship.
-Shrugs but cringes a little from hair being pulled-
But I am sure your lovely wife will kick your ass soon enough.
And that would be fun to watch.
-Grins-
But whatever.
I can stay here, I can go.
I don't give a shit.
-Looks up at-
But a reason?
-Strokes invisible goatee-
A reason would be is that you need me.
I'm a hard nut, and I don't know about your other crew members, but I doubt they are as good as fighting than me.
And I am fearless. That could be a plus.
-Smirks-
I'm like the secret weapon. Someone comes aboard this ship who you don't like, send me to 'em. They'll expect it is a joke, and would be easy. But I am fucking fierce, I could tear him in two and then eat ther heart and won't feel any guilt whatsoever.
-Looks up at Syn-
That's why you need me.

*thinks*
Well, it will be fun to see Shadows squirm as this one tries to seduce his little crush.
*looks over*
*smiles*
Plus arrogant little bitch like this.
He'll be fun to break in.
Okay, Mick.
You can stay.
On one condition.

((I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ck!))

-leans againsr desk-
-listens to Mick-
-rolls eyes and mutters under breath-
Cocky little shit.
-watches Syn-
He's letting him stay?
-looks at completely confused-

Good.
-Looks up at Syn-
-Cocks eyebrow-
What's the condition?

((Am I the only one thinking either Syn or Jacoby or someone associated with Syn and Coby like sibling/father/friend/etc killed Mick's parents? And later on in the RP Mick finds out and goes on a crazy revenge Crow-like rampage to AVENGE THEIR DEATHS.
Sorry, that would just be fun.
But turns out getting killed himself, or not succeeding.))

You never call my wife lovely again.
*frowns down at*
Understood?

[[Mm, could do.
We could do with killing someone off in the middle of this this time, haha.
I know that sounds mean but heh, y'know giving them something to deal with as a crew.]]