RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Woo! Proud of myself. Just made my Eighteen Visions Shirt into a wifebeater. Oh yes. Now it looks awesome and I don't look like a sack of potatoes wearing it. Haha.))

-looks at shirt-
I guess it doesn't look so bad.
But still, pink! Honestly, I'm terrible at being demestic (sp?)

[[Awesome!
Oh God.
My sister's decided to join the RP and wants to know if she can be Syn's dad.
Who she wants to be Jack Sparrow.
Well he does look like Johnny Depp, haha.]]

You might want to get better at that sweetheart.
My whipping hand's itching to get a good workout.
*smiles to self*

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Awesome!
Oh God.
My sister's decided to join the RP and wants to know if she can be Syn's dad.
Who she wants to be Jack Sparrow.
Well he does look like Johnny Depp, haha.]]

((Haha. She can be Jack Sparrow. Not Johnny Depp, he scares me, in certain films. Even though both of you will be fighting for the part of Captain. Haha. Unless you find someone else for her to be?))

Captain Syn wrote:

You might want to get better at that sweetheart.
My whipping hand's itching to get a good workout.
*smiles to self*

... What?
-laughs thinking he's joking-
-points at-
You had me there.
-laughs-
Whipping? Who really does that anymore.
-laughs-

Zacky wrote:

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Awesome!
Oh God.
My sister's decided to join the RP and wants to know if she can be Syn's dad.
Who she wants to be Jack Sparrow.
Well he does look like Johnny Depp, haha.]]

((Haha. She can be Jack Sparrow. Not Johnny Depp, he scares me, in certain films. Even though both of you will be fighting for the part of Captain. Haha. Unless you find someone else for her to be?))

((Can you both be on at the same time though?
And WOOOOOOOOOOT JACK SPARROW!! *Dances*
I promise not to rape your little sisters character ))

[[Well we figured since she'd only be on occasionally while she was at college, we could use him in flashbacks to when Syn was a kid or something.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Well we figured since she'd only be on occasionally while she was at college, we could use him in flashbacks to when Syn was a kid or something.]]

((That's a good idea. Me likey!))

*smiles to self*
I do.
I'm a very traditional captain in that respect.

((I am in the mooooooooooooooooood to make some clothes... What could I do....
-looks through old clothes I never wear-))

Captain Syn wrote:

*smiles to self*
I do.
I'm a very traditional captain in that respect.

-stops laughing-
Erm... really?
-bites lip and hugs self a little-
You won't like... whip me for the run of it?
Will you?
-smiles weakly-

Of course not.
Because then you'd get accustomed to it and it wouldn't be half as fun anymore.
*laughs*

Captain Syn wrote:

Of course not.
Because then you'd get accustomed to it and it wouldn't be half as fun anymore.
*laughs*

Oh... Right...
-laughs along with-
-stops laughing and looks out to the ocean-
-looks back at old island-
What have I gotten myself into?...

*rolls onto front*
This probably isn't a wise idea.
I feel very exposed.
*laughs to self*

[[ Pinkly Smooth - Unfortunate Snort - for anyone who doesn't already have it.]]

((I will download it. LATER!!! Jo is here. HELLO!))


-looks at Syn's cock-
Ahoy.
What the fuck?
Why did I say that.
((I'ma assuming Syn is naked. LOL.))

*looks up at*
Like what you see, eh boy?
I don't think you could handle that just yet.
*laughs*
Unless you'd like to prove me wrong.

[[Well I meant he was laid in a position where he could get attacked easily but hey, let's throw some nudity in there.
I mean, if Matt's going to be clothed, Syn may as well make up the nudity quota, haha.
And HA-LLO.]]

-widens eyes-
Erm... What do you mean by that?
-rubs hands on knees-


((As long as someone is walking about with their cock hanging out. It's all good.))

*sighs*
Am I the only one on this ship who's been laid?
If you have to ask, you're not ready to know.
*sits up*
*looks over side of ship*

[[LoL, that could be the forum's new motto.]]

-rolls eyes-
I meant, blow, hand or ass?
-smirks-
Ha. Not the innocent little cabin boy after all, huh?
-crosses arms over chest-

((Officially the new motto then. -nods-))

*eyes widen*
*turns to Zacky*
I'm impressed.
*smirks*
I'd like to see you try and handle this.

Captain Syn wrote:

*eyes widen*
*turns to Zacky*
I'm impressed.
*smirks*
I'd like to see you try and handle this.

You name the time and the place...
-smirks-
-jumps down from side and walks over to-
-looks down on-
Now. What do you want me to do?
-smirks-

Hmph.
Less fun if they're willing.
Well...
*sits up*
*wipes finger over deck*
Hmm, floors seem a little dirty.
You want to sort that out?
I am going to pull on a pair of pants before I get a nasty case of sunburn.
*gets up*

-watches Synyster walk away-
Damnit.
-sighs and makes way to washroom-
-grabs bucket of water and scrubbing brush-
No pleasing that man.
-takes bucket to the decks-
-sighs and takes off shirt-
-throws to the side-
God damn fucking shirt!
-starts scrubbing floors-

*laughs to self*
This is fun.
I can see why they used to do it to me now.
*takes pair of pants from closet*
*pulls on*
*sits on bed*

((This world has gone topsy turvy. Emma's confession.
You like the background?!

Spoiler:

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I win at life.))