RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Why Thank you Sir.
You aren't so bad on the eyes yourself.
-laughs-
-stops laughing and coughs-
Erm... is there anything you need me to do?
Sir?

-Continues looking around boat-
-Looks around-
Holy shit, there's no land for miles
-Looks at Synyster-
-Looks towards Zacky-
He's a nice boy. Seems a little cruel to treat him like a bitch...

*shakes head*
No, just standing there will be fine.
Maybe bend over a few times.
*smirks*
I've no use for you today.
*lays back on deck*

-laughs and bites lip-
Maybe he's not a bad as I think.
-picks thread from pants-
-jumps down from the side-
I'm going to go check on my clothes.
-smiles at Synyster and M-
-walks away towards the wash room-

Mm, good plan.
*starts laughing*
*closes eyes*
*folds arms behind head*
Shadows, turn me over when I'm done.

((Zacky eating... why does that not suprise me.

Spoiler:

At first glance. It looked like Zee and Syn were holding hands.
And Zacky's looking a littttttttttttle sheepish.

Spoiler:

))

-Smiles-
Alrighty Cap'ain!
-Laughs-
-Continues looking out-
Relaxed?
-Rolls eyes-

[[Sex hair.
Brain no worky enough to comment on possible slashiness.]]

Matty wrote:

-Smiles-
Alrighty Cap'ain!
-Laughs-
-Continues looking out-
Relaxed?
-Rolls eyes-

Incredibly.
Best thing about life on the open sea, Shadows.
*smiles*
Free sunbeds and no fat Germans.

-opens washroom door-
I swear I left that open.
-shrugs and walks over to sink-
My clothes aren't...
-looks around room-
-sees shirts-
-widens eyes-
Oh My God.
-takes shirt from hanger-
What the fuck did I do?

((Hmmm... Not your best angle baby.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

[[Farmer Zacky!!!
Awww, he'd make Yorkshire so much prettier.

As for Synnykins... heh.
*dirty mind*]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Farmer Zacky!!!
Awww, he'd make Yorkshire so much prettier.

As for Synnykins... heh.
*dirty mind*]]

((No Not Yorkshire! If he was in Yorkshire, I would live on your bedroom floor.
He could make Denmead prettier, they are semi-farmer there. LOL.))

-Smiles-
I think this voyage is going to be interesting...
-Laughs-
Erm, how many people are actually on here? People keep popping up who I don't know.
So far I have seen four. Surely there needs be more to sail this bitch, right?
-Shrugs-
Sorry, I don't know much about sailing.

[[Hmph.
I want someone to make farming sexy up here.
Maybe Syn could steal his hat and that weird jacket thing.
*images*
Oh dear.
Even Syn can't pull that off.]]

One man can sail this girl for a good length of time.
But she needs more crewmen.
There's four of us at the moment.
*points to floor*
Wench, down there.
Shaddix, yourself and little old me.
We'll pick more men up in the next port.

[[Must behave.
Must not make seamen jokes.]]

-Smiles-
Ok then.
-Looks around-
So... how often have you sailed on her?
-Looks around-
-Widens eyes while looking at ground-
This ship is FILTHY! Oh my goodness, I...
-Looks at Synyster-
Please make someone scrub the decks! I will not be able to live on here if there is so much as a small bit of dirt...

-pulls on pink shirt, unbuttoned-
Oh for the love of God.
-sighs-
-opens door and makes way back to deck-
They are gonna laugh at me.
Good thing I have black jeans.
-walks up to deck-

This is my first real voyage on her.
*smiles*
Won her off an old conman in a bet.
Got her cleaned up, repainted, rechristened and just decided to take her out.
I used to sail with another crew, I was only captain because we won a mutiny.
Got a bad vibe about the crew though, if they could do it to our old captain, what would stop them doing it to me?
*looks up at*
You okay, Shadows?
You look like you've seen breasts.

-Sees Zacky-
OH MY GOODNESS!!!
Zacky darling, that shirt looks so fabulous!
Pink is SO in this season.
And the color really matches with your eyes...
-Smiles-
-Looks at Synyster-
I feel MUCH better now.
-Eyes flicker back to Zacky-
How I love men who have enough courage to wear pink...
-Smiles and winks at Zacky-

*spots Zacky*
*smirks*
Nice shirt.
The colour really brings out your eyes.
*laughs*
*lays back down*

-blinks-
I have no idea what happened.
All I did was use soap...
-sighs-
I'll just have to steal some from a market stool when we get to shore.
Use these as rags.
-sits up on side again and covers chest with arms-

Oh I don't know Zack, like Shadows said pink is in this season.
And it does suit you.
*smiles to self*
And you never know if such a washing incident will end up being repeated.

Whatever. It makes me look really gay. So... just no.
-shakes head-
And it won't happen again. I will make sure of it.
I will learn how to wash clothes probably this time.
-nods-

Good.
I'd hate for something like that to happen to my clothes if you were in charge of them.
I can't pull off pink.
I don't have the right skintone.
*laughs*

[[He really can't.
He has a bright pink HIM shirt and it looks awful.]]