RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Zacky wrote:

((This world has gone topsy turvy. Emma's confession.
You like the background?!

Spoiler:

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I win at life.))

[[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Next I'll be choosing Zacky over Syn.
*shifty eyes*
No, that can't happen.
That'd be too scary.]]

-scrubs at floor harder-
Oww. My arm is starting to hurt.
-groans-
-scrubs more but slips and falls in puddle of water-
Oh fuck!

Captain Syn wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((This world has gone topsy turvy. Emma's confession.
You like the background?!

Spoiler:

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! I win at life.))

[[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Next I'll be choosing Zacky over Syn.
*shifty eyes*
No, that can't happen.
That'd be too scary.]]

((How can you not pick him over Syn?
I mean, he is the only one that can pull off the farmer look.
Haha!
NOT EVEN SYNYSTER GATES HIMSELF CAN DO THAT!))

[[Hola.

Erm yeah.
I'mma write the intro now, while I'm creative.
xD]]

[[Sex. Hair.
And the EYES.
And the magick fingers.
And the arms.
And his nose [it's cuuuuuuuuuute!]
And...
Nah, I just prefer Syn.
And to illustrate my point I present.

RANDOM PIC SPAM!

Spoiler:

Besides, Syn would fuck himself if he could.
Whoooa.
That's an image I could have done without giving myself.]]

*walks back up on deck*
*is still shirtless, but wearing pants*
*looks down at Zacky*
Very nice.
*smiles to self*
Very nice, indeed.
*heads to side of the ship*
Ahh, dry land.

((We are back. ))

-sits up from puddles-
-has bubbles on face-
-wipes off angrily-
Grrrrrrrrr.
-glares at Synyster's back-
-goes back to scrubbing the floors-
-mumbles to self-
Bastard. You make me clean the floors. Mock me.
-mumbles incoherently-

In a small, and I do mean small, port, a young-looking "woman" stood leaning against a small building, cigarette in hand. Light brown hair. Corset. Tight pants. Definately a whore, though oddly flat-chested. "She" continues to stand, eyeing the few people that walk by.

And this is where we meet Kaoru, your common manwhore. No, not a woman. A man, no matter how feminine he may seem and dress.

As a kid, Kaoru was disowned when he brought home a guy, instead of the girl he had been telling his parents he had been seeing. But by that time, he was old enough to take care of himself.

Flirty, funny, and somewhat attractive, he likes a good laugh and thus, the crossdressing whore was born, merely a way to pass free time and piss people off... and have sex. A kinky little bastard that enjoys pissing people off and crossdressing, what more could you want?

[[Ta-da, it's Lindsey's shitty, noncreative intro.

Sorry it's so short; I couldn't think of anything.
:/]]

((Aww. Tis an awesome intro! ))

Zacky wrote:

((Aww. Tis an awesome intro! ))

[[
Thanks.
Yaaay for crossdressing manwhores.]]

*leans back on side of the ship*
*watches Zacky*
Something wrong, boy?
*flexes hands*
I could help speed things along a little, I hear whipping can be quite motivational.

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((Aww. Tis an awesome intro! ))

[[
Thanks.
Yaaay for crossdressing manwhores.]]

((Yayness.
Just to let you know. His usual attire, is what I sometimes wear. Haha.
So, because I have short hair, I am a cross dressing manwhore.
Boyeah! I'm stepping up the foodchain.))

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((Aww. Tis an awesome intro! ))

[[
Thanks.
Yaaay for crossdressing manwhores.]]

[[Indeedly.
I likes him already.]]

Captain Syn wrote:

*leans back on side of the ship*
*watches Zacky*
Something wrong, boy?
*flexes hands*
I could help speed things along a little, I hear whipping can be quite motivational.

((DO IT! He says no, in his silence, but I mean YES! YEEEEEEEEEES!!!Haha.))

-rolls eyes-
-looks over at Synyster-
-glares at and then goes back to scrubbing-
-sighs-

Quote :

((Yayness.
Just to let you know. His usual attire, is what I sometimes wear. Haha.
So, because I have short hair, I am a cross dressing manwhore.
Boyeah! I'm stepping up the foodchain.))

[[I can't wear corsets.
I HAVE NO BOOBS, HAHA.
xD
But I would if I could... wait, Kaoru doesn't have boobs either!

Woooow.
Hardcore yaoi.

http://www.veoh.com/videos/v628271Jct7FQxe?searchId=945800622423435669&rank=0]]

((YAY! It's being ages since I watches Sen-Pr0nZ! WOOOOOO!!!!
-saves to favourites-
))

Zacky wrote:

((YAY! It's being ages since I watches Sen-Pr0nZ! WOOOOOO!!!!
-saves to favourites-
))

[[
I'm trying to watch it... but it's hard with my mom in the house.
xD
Heehee.]]

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((YAY! It's being ages since I watches Sen-Pr0nZ! WOOOOOO!!!!
-saves to favourites-
))

[[
I'm trying to watch it... but it's hard with my mom in the house.
xD
Heehee.]]

((LOL.
I watched it with Jo and my friend Jimmeh, well Ali, and Ali has watched it loads of times before, but she still nearly managed to spit yoghurt all over my computer. Haha. Just because of the noises.))

Zacky wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((YAY! It's being ages since I watches Sen-Pr0nZ! WOOOOOO!!!!
-saves to favourites-
))

[[
I'm trying to watch it... but it's hard with my mom in the house.
xD
Heehee.]]

((LOL.
I watched it with Jo and my friend Jimmeh, well Ali, and Ali has watched it loads of times before, but she still nearly managed to spit yoghurt all over my computer. Haha. Just because of the noises.))

[[The noises are fun to imitate.
xD]]

*kneels by*
*yanks head up by hair*
Cat got your tongue?
I didn't hear an answer.

[[Hmmm, do I give in or do I tease? Heehee.]]

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((YAY! It's being ages since I watches Sen-Pr0nZ! WOOOOOO!!!!
-saves to favourites-
))

[[
I'm trying to watch it... but it's hard with my mom in the house.
xD
Heehee.]]

((LOL.
I watched it with Jo and my friend Jimmeh, well Ali, and Ali has watched it loads of times before, but she still nearly managed to spit yoghurt all over my computer. Haha. Just because of the noises.))

[[The noises are fun to imitate.
xD]]

((Noises? I meant the squelching noises. Haha.
Unless you are imatating them...
-backs away slowly-))

[[Am I the only person who doesn't watch yaoi?
I get my man porn from Almodovar films.
Coz then Antonio Banderas is involved and my brain dies.]]

Quote :

((Noises? I meant the squelching noises. Haha.
Unless you are imatating them...
-backs away slowly-))

[[
I almost choked on my pop.
No, I don't imitate those noises...
]]

Captain Syn wrote:

*kneels by*
*yanks head up by hair*
Cat got your tongue?
I didn't hear an answer.

[[Hmmm, do I give in or do I tease? Heehee.]]

((Evil! EVIL! I say!!))

-whimpers-
Oww...
-slips a little on water-
-bites lip-
I'm sorry Sir.
-whimpers-
Sir. You're hurting me...
Please...
-grits teeth-

((I don't watch yaoi that much.
I just can't get porn anywhere else...))

Kaoru wrote:

Quote :

((Noises? I meant the squelching noises. Haha.
Unless you are imatating them...
-backs away slowly-))

[[
I almost choked on my pop.
No, I don't imitate those noises...
]]

((Oh right.
I get you.
Haha.))