RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

[[My mates are always impossible to buy for.
So I tend to stick with CD's/DVD's.
I don't get presents for my family.
They never appreciate anything.
Oh that said my mum did like the Lemar CD I got her.]]

Ugh! You're welcome, you're welcome!
*smirks*
I have my connections.
Also known as I was screwed over by that venue and they've owed me a favour for years.
*face falls*
I really hope that guy was joking when he said he wanted my hot ass as payment though.

((LOL. Apparently, I am hard to buy for. According to my friends.
-shurgs-
Now. My nan, she is difficuit to buy for, I normally get her the same thing every year. A writing set. LOL.))

However you got it, it doesn't matter.
-breathes-
God. This really is the best Christmas every. I really don't think that anything can ruin it.
Thank you Brian.
-smiles at-

((Zacky has jinxed it. Now something bad HAS to happen. LOL. But what? Hmmm...))

[[Matt can get his dick stuck in the turkey? Ava ends up in an alternate universe by falling through the wrapping paper?
Um, I dunno.]]

It is.
I actually feel very mature today.
*laughs*
My first real Christmas with my own little family.
It's normally just me and Matt getting drunk on the Christmas 'Spirits' and stirring up shit with each other.
Not that we can't do that too.
I mean, Ava's spending the night with my parents so they can have Christmas with their first grandchild too.
We can all get drunk later.
*punches air*
Woo!

[[Accidentally admitting things under the influence?]]

((Me likes the way you thinks. But what sort of things are we talking about here? Admitting what exactly?))

Unloading the baby on your parents so we can have incriminating fun.
I'm sold.
-laughs-
So Boxing Day will be recovering day I'm guessing?
-laughs-
Even though I said to Mick I would never drink again, unless I was around people I trusted.
-pauses-
Looks like I will be drinking then.
-laughs-
WayHey!!

Honestly, Zee, I'm doing it so they can spend time with her.
It's New Years when I'm doing it for the incriminating fun.
*smirks*
You know one of the signs you're an alcoholic is when you give up drinking.
So in order to make sure you're safe, you should drink.
*nods*
It's for your health.
I'm sure Mick would understand that.
They should change the name of Boxing Day to "OH FUCK I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!" day.

[[That thing about alcoholics, true story. I saw it on TV. They give it up to prove that they can and then go back to it. Seems a bit daft to me.
Mmm, I dunno.
I'm sure we can think of something though.
Something very bad.]]

((I don't drink and I don't plan on starting to any time soon. What does that same about me? LOL.
I'm sure I will think of something. Once this damned sun light stops glaring through my window. -makes vampire hissing noises at the window-))

Can't wait til New years Eve.
And I never say that, New Years Eve is normally the shittest, most boring time ever at the Baker house.
MOOHa Ha! Not this year.
-smiles-
I will drink, don't you worry. I just won't get crazy off my face drunk. I might do something I'll regret in the morning.
-nods-
-pauses-
Are those two fucking ready with that damn turkey yet?
-looks at direction of the kitchen door-

I have never looked forward to something so much.
Except maybe that time I found out I was going to meet Slash.
*grins goofily*
He gave me a smoke.
I nearly pissed myself.
You'll do something you'll regret?
Like what, screw the tree?
We wouldn't let you do anything worse, heh.

[[I'VE GOT IT!
Right, Matt's terrified of getting old so when they get drunk they play Truth or Dare to make him feel young again and one of the questions to someone could be "If you could fuck anyone of our friends and your partner not find out, who would it be?". Cue something being said that's a little dramaramaramary or something. I dunno sounded better in my jacket potato.]]

-thinks-
That is true.
Although, you or Matt will probably wanna play truth or dare or something and them make me screw the tree.
-laughs-
You met Slash?
Aww lucky. Don't know what I am gonna be like when, yes WHEN I meet Tim Armstrong.
Probably the same as when I met Billie Jo Armstrong.
-shudders-
Poor Guy.

((Mmmm. Seems a little tame but it could work. The truth or dare idea I like, but maybe something a little worse than that. Don't know what yet though.))

Can't have been any worse than what I did to James Hetfield.
There are reasons I'm not allowed at Metallica gigs.
That said it is a cool ice-breaker.
"Hey, I'm Brian, I'm not allowed within 2500ft of Metallica."
*sighs*
Does kinda suck, I'd love to take Ava to see them one day.

[[Mm, we shalt think of something, buahahahaha.]]

-laughs-
Dear god. What did you go? I just went up to him and kissed him on the lips and ran away.
-laughs-
That was bad enough. Cos I was only 15 at the time.
-shrugs-
Blame the homornes.

((I am talking to Jo now on msn. She is at Emma's, and she says there must be Mattacky so we could put that in somewhere. Like a kiss as a silly little dare and it goes a little further?))

You kised Billie-Joe?
I wasn't your first kiss?!
*brings hand to mouth in shock*
I'm insulted.
*laughs*
Well, you know how when you're a teenager and you kinda get erections at the most random and embarassing moments?
Yeah, see I was waiting to meet James and I kinda saw him, dived on him knocking him to the ground and he felt it.
He thought it was a gun and I was too embarrassed to admit otherwise and... heh, long story short, I'm a danger to Metallica and guards have permission to shoot me if I'm seen near them.


[[Yeah, that could work.
Mick and Brian perhaps go and get more drinks and the kissing gets a little heated or something then walk in on it?]]

-rolls eyes-
Oh come on. Like you wouldn't have kissed him.
-laughs-
And you...
-tries not to laugh-
-fails-
HAHAHAHHAHHA!!!
That... I can't... breath.
-holds head in hands and laughs hysterically-

((Yep. That sounds perfectly fine to me. And Jo. -nods-))

Dude, it wasn't that funny.
*tries not to laugh at memory*
Well, at the time anyway.
I mean, I'm banned from one of my favourite bands for life.
*starts giggling*
I could die if I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time.
*bursts into hysterical laughter*
Fucks sake, I haven't even had anything to drink yet!

[[See, and this is why I'm glad I'm female.
I can glomp Syn and no-one can accuse me of having a gun!
YAY!]]

-calms down-
-looks at Brian and starts laughing again-
I am never going to be able to look at you in the same way again.
-laughs-
I can't wait for tonight. It's gonna be hilarous.
Can't your parents take Ava back to there now?
-laughs-
-looks down at Ava playing with Gizmo looking sad-
Not that I don't love you sweetie.
-smiles and strokes Ava's hair-


((Na-ah. They could accuse you of having grenades. -points to boobs- LOL.))

It was pretty funny.
Aw man, I've not made a tit out of myself in front of a band for years.
I should drag Matt to a Velvet Revolver gig or something.
*plots*
Hmmmm.
*looks to clock*
They're picking her up at 7, so we can get drunk pretty soon.
Or we could make a start now.
*grabs unwarapped bottle of JD from Jimmy under tree*
*waves*
I mean, we're responsible... it's not like we'll lose her.
And Matt and Mick are sober so technically she'll have someone to look after her if we are too shitfaced.

[[True.
I'd just have to get Syn to check.
Actually no because I'd probably orgasm on the spot.]]

Then I say.
What are we waiting for.
Unless them two are drinking Brandy in there and that's what's taking so long.
-looks down at Ava-
Something tells me she won't be going anywhere.
She is way too engrossed with that paper.
-laughs-
-turns to Brian-
Would you like to get some shot glasses then?
Or tumblers?
-laughs-

((-nods- How about I get Syn to check for you. LOL. That would be novel.
"Hey Synyster. We think that my friend has grenades in her bra. Would you check for us?" LOL.))

*watches Ava putting paper on Gizmo*
Heh, she wants to open him all over again.
Awwww.
Dude, glasses are for pansies.
*unscrews bottle*
*takes long swig*
*says in strangled voice*
Fuck that burns!

[[I can see it now.
"He can check my bra if I can grab his ass."
It's so close to sex... but not.]]

Awww.
-looks down at Ava and Gizmo-
-gets bottle thrusted into face-
Ok. Whatever you say Brian.
-takes hold off bottle and takes swig-
-swallows-
Fuck...
-coughs-
-says in a raspy voice-
Not used to that.
Woah.
-laughs slightly-


((Chloe says to him "Do we have a deal. Let's shake on it." LOL.
It is gonna be interesting when you come down to see us. Haha.))

I haven't done that for years.
*laughs*
That said, I've not drunk that much since little miss thang down here was born.
*nudges gently with foot*
Daddy's been a good boy.

*looks up at*
*puts paper on foot*

[[Oh yes, completely maniacal nuttiness.
I really wanna get them under some mistletoe.
"Uh, it's January, that doesn't count."
*glares*
"You've cancelled on me twice and sold out tickets before I had a chance to get them It fucking counts bitch."]]

-laughs-
You have being a good boy.
-nods and passes bottle to-
But tonight, we are all gonna be bad boys.

I think this...
-points to bottle of JD-
...has gone to my head already.
-laughs-

((Muhaha! I can't wait, we are gonna tear Portsmouth a new crazy... hole? LOL.
Haha. The thing is I can image it. The other thing is they will probably be so scared of you, cos you are probably taller than Jimmy, that they will probably do it.
So... DO IT! LOL. HAHA.))

Good, it's about time I do something very bad.
*rubs hands together gleefully*
Like... drinking liquor outside without a brown paper bag!
*gasps*
I'm a rebel.

[[No-one will be safe from the ZACKY CLUB!
Coz we're made of awesome and hats.
I'm not taller than Jimmy, I'm about the same height as Matty.
I'll stand by Jimmy and go "OMG I FEEL SHORT! ILOVEYOU! CAN I SEXX YOUR BEST FRIEND PLEASE?"]]

((Hello.

Syn.
Chloe.

...

I am your father.))

Oh No Brian. Don't go anything too rash.
-laughs-
-takes bottle and has another swig-
I swear alcohol is like addictive or something.
It tastes rank, yet...
-takes another swig-
-swallows and coughs-
WOOOOOOO!!!

((Muhahah!
Haha. Jimmy would let you too. He'll be like "Meh" about it. LOL.))

[[*spins round in circles*
Stars Wars!!!
*runs into wall*
I warn you, I am hyper, I blame my hat.
It's tight and it's cutting off circulation to the sane part of my brain.]]

*steal bottle back*
*has large gulp*
*burps*
Of course it's addictive, why do you think there are so many alcoholics?
I mean, aside from people being depressed and shit.
Coz you know that's obviously a contributing factor.
*laughs*
SANDERS, MORRIS! ARE YOU DONE FUCKING THE TURKEY YET?

[[WOOHOO!
Then I shall go up to Syn and inform him that I have Jimmy's permission and everyone KNOWS that having the best friends permission means you can do it even if said person doesn't want it.
It's like consensual rape.
See, sane part of brain, cut off by hat.]]