RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

Coz I figured out his deep, dark secret.
He likes cock, just like the rest of us.
He's too afraid to admit it, so he's taking it out on me to try and make himself look less suspicious.

Well if he is trying to draw attention to himself he is going the right way about it.
-looks at screen-
Everyone knows, apparently. This girl was surprised that "Patrick" didn't even though.
It is THAT big.
-shrugs-

-Sighs-
He is making you loose your job JUST because he is closeted?
Holy shit dude.
-Groans-
That sucks so fucking much.
Can't you.. try... to talk to him about it? Drop all charges, all that shit?
Fuck Brendon Fucking Urie.
-Shakes head-
-Mutters darkly-
Always hated him.

[[ROFLMAO!
First Syn with the chop, then Zacky with the blonde, now Matt with a... a... sorry I'm laughing too hard:

Spoiler:

*falls over laughing*]]

Brian wrote:

[[ROFLMAO!
First Syn with the chop, then Zacky with the blonde, now Matt with a... a... sorry I'm laughing too hard:

Spoiler:

*falls over laughing*]]

((................................ ))

Brian wrote:

[[ROFLMAO!
First Syn with the chop, then Zacky with the blonde, now Matt with a... a... sorry I'm laughing too hard:

Spoiler:

*falls over laughing*]]

((-dies laughing-))

[[I apologize if I spell things wrong, I'm laughing so hard over Onion Matt.]]

I'd love to but I can't get into school.
I'm suspended remember.
*looks to Matt*
You could do it though, be your big intimidating self.
*strokes chest*
Show him that being gay's nothing to be ashamed of.
Without fucking him.
Coz I swear to God, while I wouldn't leave you, I would laugh at you every day for the rest of our lives.

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[ROFLMAO!
First Syn with the chop, then Zacky with the blonde, now Matt with a... a... sorry I'm laughing too hard:

Spoiler:

*falls over laughing*]]

((-dies laughing-))

[[The onion look's had the desired effect, I'm crying.
Granted it's with laughter but still!
Oh my Gooooood!
I mean, yes, I admire the band for more than their looks etc but still that is fucking funny.]]

-Laughs-
Hmmm....
I think I may be a little too scared to go near him though...
And it will be hard not to pound on him for suspending you...
-Shrugs-
But I suppose I could...
-Pauses-
No wait.
It might mean me loosing my job.
And my fucking self respect too, I guess.

((Onion Matt? HAHAHA!!!! I think Jo has officially died. HAHA.
It cheered me right up.
-nods-
Now I am the only one that likes what my obsession has done with their hair. YAY! LOL.))

I could beat him up.
-raises hand-
Just tell me who he is and I will...
-punches hand into fist-
Take care of him.
-smiles evilly-

((*Cries*
I hate you allll


CHLOE I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH AN ONION!!!l))

No offense Zacky but you literally couldn't hurt a fly.
Besides having him beaten up by a former student who now lives with me might add fuel to his case.
*sighs*
Doesn't look like we have much choice but to go through with the hearing and hope for the best.

[[ONION-HEAD, BARBIE AND ELECTRO-BOY!
THE WORLDS GAYEST SUPERHEROS!]]

Matty wrote:

((*Cries*
I hate you allll


CHLOE I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH AN ONION!!!l))

((Muhahaha!

Onion Matt. Onion Matt. Doing whatever an Onion Matt does.
Look ouuuuuuuuuuuuuut he is an Onion Matt.))

[[Syn's hair's grown on me... not literally.
Although it probably is about the same length judging by the height of the front quiff recently.
But yeah, I don't mind it now, still yankable.
Prefer it long and sleek though.]]

Brian wrote:

No offense Zacky but you literally couldn't hurt a fly.
Besides having him beaten up by a former student who now lives with me might add fuel to his case.
*sighs*
Doesn't look like we have much choice but to go through with the hearing and hope for the best.

[[ONION-HEAD, BARBIE AND ELECTRO-BOY!
THE WORLDS GAYEST SUPERHEROS!]]

((Muhahaha!!!!!
Fighting the evil dildo of doom.
Onion Man.... Barbie and Electro-Boy.
In the newest comic book...
GAYTOWN!
MUhahahahahahahaha!!))

That is very true.
But come on, they don't have to know it was me.
I could dress in a disguise or something.
-shrugs-
-goes back to typing-
Anything else you want to know on here?

((*Glares at Chloe*
MATT IS NOT AN ONION PIG!!!!!!
*Cries*))

(Oh. My. God.
Matt. Could. Be.... AN ONION RING!!!
He would get eaten by Zacky who likes McDoanlds. OMG!!!
Zacky, don't eat Matt, he will not taste nice!
His mayonaise will be off! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!))

[[I wish I could draw, haha.
That said, I did do a pretty sweet Rev cartoon picture.
Hmmmmmm...]]

A fake moustache?
*laughs*
Um, nope, can't think of anything else I need to know.
Oooh, perhaps whether those girls have written anymore porn about me and Matty.
*nudges Matt*
You still haven't shown me that.

Zacky wrote:

(Oh. My. God.
Matt. Could. Be.... AN ONION RING!!!
He would get eaten by Zacky who likes McDoanlds. OMG!!!
Zacky, don't eat Matt, he will not taste nice!
His mayonaise will be off! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!))

[[*falls off chair*
I'd just recovered from my giggles!!!]]

((I have gone, slightly insane. MUAHHAHHAHH!!!))

Slash...
-cocks eyebrow-
Is this the slash I know about...
Oh My God.
-stares at screen in shock-
Matt. Brian. Do you know a... Vanessa.
She's written...
-looks closer at the screen and reads-

((CHLOE!!!
*Cries*
Stop being so mean.

I am trying SO hard not to laugh right now. Haha.))

[[Come on Jo, join the giggles!
I mean, I'd buttfuck Matt with my secret penis and even I can't stop laughing.]]

Vanessa?
Yeah, she's... she was in my music class.
Never got any work done, couldn't keep her jaw off the floor whenever I walked past.
*rolls eyes*
What's she written?

((Muahahahahaha!!!
I wonder if Matt would be a red onion or a white one?
I bet he would be a strong onion.
One of them HUGE ones that you see in ASDA.
OMG. Zacky is Italian. They love using onions in cooking!!!
NO. ZACKY!!! DON'T COOK MATT!
HE'S JUST A POOR DEFENCLESS ONION.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!))

[[Definitely white.
They're much bigger.
That said, he is a bit of a redneck.
I am never going to be able to see an onion without laughing again.]]

(Matt would be one of those big, bulky, hairy onions I think.
But the soft, smooth ones!!! *Nods*
Why the hell does he have to be an onion? Why can't he be something else?))

(Matt has layers. He is an orge!!!!!!!!! SHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!))

She's written porn...
About you and Matt.
It's good. Really. fucking. good.
-reads-