RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

That Casper film was fucked up.
What about, um...
Heh, Claude?
Coz I'm sure I will be many times.

*sticks tongue out*

Hey, it was just a suggestion.

[[I can not think of names at all at the moment.]]

((LOL. I got all the names from a site cos I was too lazy to think last night. And now. Haha. Plus I am on the Ann Summers website.))

-laughs-
Maybe this wasn't a good idea. I am running out of ideas.
-thinks-
Erm... Gizmo?

-wiggles around in Brian's arms-

Wait. What does that mean?
-looks up at Brian-

Let's just say it means, "Yes, Uncle Zacky!", yeah?
I'm running out of ideas.
Plus, Gizmo's cute.
And Christmassy.
*looks at Ava*
But this means no feeding him after midnight, no getting him near water and no sunlight.
Okay?
I don't want Gizmo spawn everywhere.

Gizmo it is then.
-strokes Gizmo-
You like that buddy.

-purrs-

Aww. He likes it.
-picks up and cradles like a baby-
-kisses ears and tickles tummy-

-purrs louder-

-giggles-
Brian. You want your present now?
Since the other two have left us for a Turkey.
-laughs-

You know your sex life is in trouble when your fiancee would rather fist a turkey than...
*clears throat*
Anyway...
Ooh presents!

-laughs-
And Mick's only being my fiancee for half an hour.
Damn.
-laughs-
-puts Gizmo on the couch with Brian and crawls back over to tree-
Ok.
-finds presents-
Here's your and Ava's from me.
Got them when I was in Seattle.
-smiles and takes over to-
Happy Christmas Bri. Avy.
-smiles-

Thanks Zee.
*smiles at*
What's this Ava?
*holds present to*

*grabs at*
*waves wrapped present around*

*laughs*
See, kids just like the paper.
*tears corner of paper*
There you go honey.

*pulls at paper*
*giggles at tearing*

Where's the video camera when you need it?
What is it sweetie?

*present flies across room*
*plays with paper*

Shit, I hope that wasn't breakable!
*looks towards where gift flew*

-laughs-
Dude. If I had known she'd like the paper so much I would have brought the roll of paper home with me.
-laughs-
-picks up present-
No. It's not breakable. I liked it for myself personally. But I thought Ava better have it... You know.
-opens box for Ava-
Look Ava.
-takes out toy-
A little bat puppet.
-smiles-

*eyes widen in fear*
A puppet, how cute...
*moves back into sofa*
*smiles weakly*
*holds Ava towards puppet*

((Projecting your fear of puppets are we? LOL Aww. ))

-laughs-
Ain't it cute?
It's a hand puppet.
-puts on hand and moves fingers so it bats it's wings-
-bats wings lightly over Ava's face-

-giggles and reaches out for puppet-

Woo woo.
-laughs and makes woshing noises as the wings move-
-laughs and looks back at Brian-
You ok? You gonna open your present now?
-smiles at-

Yeah, it's cute...
It's going to kill me while I sleep.
*smiles*
*picks up own present, staring at puppet*
I won't hesitate to use Rev-Fu on your ass bitch.
*tears open paper*
Oooh, it's... what is it?

[[Just find the idea of Brian being terrified of one of Ava's toys highly amusing.
And yeah, there's some projection, heh.
I'm not bad with glove puppets though, I've got two tigers.]]

-laughs-
Well open the box and you will see.
I thought it might be something interesting one night for you and Matt.

-laughs-
Or for New Years Eve.

-laughs-
-puts puppet down on the floor-

((Basically something kink, but you can decide what. LOL.))

*grins*
*opens up box*
*peers inside*
*Synface*
Oh my...
*puts lid on quickly*
*smirks*
I think Matt might get a little surprise tonight.

[[I have no clue what it is, haha. I'll think of something.]]

((Look on the Ann Summer's website for inspiration? LOL.))

-grins-
It will be a very Merry Christmas for him then.
-laughs-
So. My turn for a present?
-smiles hopefully-

[[If my mum wasn't in, I would, haha.
All I can see in my head is a giant metal buttplug.
I have a strange mind.]]

Well I have baby on my lap.
*bounces Ava*
But yours should be under the tree.
By the giant box in green paper from my mom.
It's from me and Matt.
Then there should be one next to it from Ava.
*grins*
She was so cute when she tried to help me wrap.
She got gift cards stuck everywhere.
Coz we're too cheap to get you a seperate gift.

-laughs-
I'm sure it will be awesome.
Aww. I have an image of her now getting a gift card stuck to her forehead and going crossed eyed to try and see it.
-laughs-
Ohh presents.
-skips over to tree and finds presents-
-searches-
Ahhhh HA!
-pulls out presents-
Oh. I am exctied.
-takes presents over to-
Ava. You want to help me?
-smiles-

[[Just realized, Ava's a very advanced child to say she's only 2 weeks old, LoL.
Then again, she's an MPreg RP baby, THE RULES DON'T APPLY!]]

That was pretty much the case.
We think she liked the shiny.
*puts Ava down by Zacky*
Look princess, more paper!

[[I HAVE FOUND MY RELIGION!!!

Fucking Genius.]]

(Yeah. I was jst thinking that. LOL.
Oh well. We totally screwed up with her birth and the trip and Christmas. We are allowed to make a few mistakes. HAHA.))

-laughs-
Just like her dad then.
-looks towards the kitchen door-
-shakes head after hearing swearing and all sorts of things from the kitchen-
-puts Ava next to the present-
-starts to tear off paper with-
Look Ava. What have we got here?
-peers under paper and looks-
Ohhh. It looks like...

((I also have no idea. LOL. My brain is fried.))

[[LoL, ah well.
It's not like we're going to nitpick really.]]

*laughs*
Well you kept saying you wanted one, so we figured it was about time you got a cuddly stuffed animal all of your very own!
And we've informed the teddies in Toys R Us about the escape plan.
They're briefing each other on it as we speak.
*nods to creature*
She picked that one out especially for you.

((Not much point really. Since it is really only the three of us in this. LOL. If we start nitpicking, it may go down to two. LOL.))

-takes teddy from box-
Aww. It's adorable. And it's fluffy white too. With pink hearts on it!
((Gay I know. But come on. It's Zacky. LOL.))
-hugs teddy-
-turns to Ava-
How did you know he bestest bears are white, huh?
-tickles Ava's chin-
Man. That sounded so racist.

-giggles and plays with shiny paper-

-laughs-
I think we shall leave her with the paper, yes?
Now to open my growth up present.
-sits on the couch with Brian-
-tears paper off-
-drops onto floor in pile for Ava to play with-

Grown up present?
This is from me and Matt, we don't know the meaning of the words.
*taps head*
We're still 12 up here.
*watches Ava and Gizmo play in paper*
*smiles*
Where's the video camera when you need it?

-laughs-
It should be upstairs.
That is if Mick and Matt haven't decided to take it in there to record themselves playing Yorkshire Pudding fresbee.
-shakes head-
-pulls off paper and puts on the floor-
-opens box slowly and peers inside-
It's covered in tissue paper?
-cocks eyebrow-
You didn't wrap this yourself, did you?
I'm scared.

((I have no ideas. Haha.))

I wouldn't put it past them
Either that or Matt's working on his niche porn again.
American Beef and Turkey sex.
Yummy.
*shudders*
It's only covered in tissue paper to make it seem bigger than it is.
Gig tickets always look kinda small.
*covers mouth*
Ooops.

[[Is it obvious I only ever buy CD's and shit for people at Xmas? LoL.]]

Gig tickets?
-opens box and pulls out tissue paper-
-pulls tickets from box-
-reads and eyes widen in shock-
Rancid... backstage passes?!
Oh My God. Thank you Brian.
-glomps-
-shakes-
I'll get to meet TIM ARMSTRONG!
-squeals-
But. How did you get these, they are like impossible to get.
-doesn't take eyes from tickets-

((Haha. Aww. CD's a generally a last resort as presents for me. That and stationery. LOL.))