RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

I'm not drunk.
I don't get drunk on...
*takes long drink from bottle*
Three mouthfuls of whiskey.
I'm not that much of a lightweight.
*lays back on sofa*
We have a cool roof.

[[Oh no, I look okay... aside from my curly fringe.
I was just posting that so you could see how much Sangria I had in one night.
That full jug.
Oh and about three glasses of wine before hand.
I was mashed.
But no hangover the next day, woo!]]

-calls from the kitchen-
BRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAANNN!!!
-laughs hysterically-
Food.
-giggles-

((Dude. That's a lot. You're really lucky you didn't get a hangover. LOL.))

[[xDD
WE GOT TO WATCH A VIDEO ON REPRODUCTION IN PARENTING CLASS.]]

Dude, seriously, don't do that.
You sound like my mom.
I nearly threw the JD before remember I was 27 and I'm allowed it.
*waves arms*
Yay!
*gets up off sofa*
*drags ass to kitchen*
Are we eating at the table or off our knees... of plates on our knees... obviously.

[[I know!
My mum gets one on half a bottle of wine.
I seem to be immune.
YAY!]]

Kaoru wrote:

[[xDD
WE GOT TO WATCH A VIDEO ON REPRODUCTION IN PARENTING CLASS.]]

[[Euuuuuuuuuw!
Straight people!!!
*scrubs*]]

Quote :

[[Euuuuuuuuuw!
Straight people!!!
*scrubs*]]

[[
I know.
But me and my friend Elizabeth decied that if the sperm don't like eggs, then they swim to the persons brain and turn them gay.

-nodnod-]]

Table.
Since this sexy sexy chef laid the table for us.
-kisses Mick sloopily on the lips-
WootWootWoot!
-runs away like Zoidberg-
-laughs and takes a seat-
Where the hell is Matt?
He has to carve the Turkeh!


((HAHA! Have fun with that. We had a video like that at the age of 11 and it was Aliens doing it, with these fake smiles on there faces. Why do they never has sex for pleasure tapes in school education? Seriously. People would listen more. LOL.))

[[I'm liking that logic!]]

Pft, my chef's sexier... wherever he is.
Oh God, you don't think he's been abducted by the Cookie Monster, do you?
*narrows eyes*
That bastard...

[[I dunno where Syn's drunken phobia of the Cookie Monster comes from. But I can't resist it now.]]

[[xD
Hehe.
We're so immature, we were the only ones laughing and shit.
But it was funny.
...
-is listening to This Is Halloween-
I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
]]

-nods-
Yes Brian. He stole Matt and hid him a cookie jar.
NOOOOO!
Who's gonna crave the turkey?!
Oh woe is me!!!
-fakes cries hysterically-

((Brb FOOOOOOOOOD!))

Silly Zacky.
Matt wouldn't fit in a cookie jar.
Unless Cookie Monster has a giant one... or unless he's carving out Matt's insides and turning him into a cookie jar!
*sits on counter*
*tries to calm breathing*
Oh God... I can't marry a cookie jar!
I'll be on Jerry Springer!!!

Kaoru wrote:

[[xD
Hehe.
We're so immature, we were the only ones laughing and shit.
But it was funny.
...
-is listening to This Is Halloween-
I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
]]

[[I just spent all my sex ed lessons wondering why we couldn't get films which were more up-to-date than the 80's. I mean, I know I was born in the 80's but still, I don't need to know how sex was had back then.]]

Brian wrote:

Kaoru wrote:

[[xD
Hehe.
We're so immature, we were the only ones laughing and shit.
But it was funny.
...
-is listening to This Is Halloween-
I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
This is Halloween, this is Halloween.
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
]]

[[I just spent all my sex ed lessons wondering why we couldn't get films which were more up-to-date than the 80's. I mean, I know I was born in the 80's but still, I don't need to know how sex was had back then.]]

[[Buahaha.
xD
Yeah, I know.
And I don't plan on having kids, so yeah.
Personally, I sort of hate kids.
xD
Hahaha.
Heeey, who is Nikki?]]

[[Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue.
I kinda have a slight obsession with them at the moment which is all Chloe's fault.
He's very, very sexxy.]]

((Haha I have finished cooking.
I had like, 2 pots and one frying pan going at one time!
And still managed to talk to Alex and my dad and Chloe on MSN! LOL.
MULTITASKING!! YERR!! lol.
*Eats*
So.... fucking good...
I am happy I made it! YEY!
I feel proud ))

Brian wrote:

[[Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue.
I kinda have a slight obsession with them at the moment which is all Chloe's fault.
He's very, very sexxy.]]

[[SODOESTHATMEANYOUARENIKKI?]]

((Shal we say they have eaten? Coz eating is boring, the stuff after shall be more fun! ))

[[Chloe's Nikki, he's gonna be the stripper at Syn's bachelor party.
whosynmayenduprapingcozillproject.

Yeah, after dinner would be better, that way they can have done something stupid by the time I'm kicked off and Brian can be pissed off which'd explain why he's not there.]]

Brian wrote:

[[Chloe's Nikki, he's gonna be the stripper at Syn's bachelor party.
whosynmayenduprapingcozillproject.

Yeah, after dinner would be better, that way they can have done something stupid by the time I'm kicked off and Brian can be pissed off which'd explain why he's not there.]]

[[Oooh, okay.

LOL.
KAORU + NIKKI = FUCKING SEXY BABIES WITH POOFY PURPLE HAIR.]]

((Ha ok then))

-Sits on sofa, an hour after eating-
-Looks at Brian, Zacky and Mick-
So, what do you wanna do now?
-Looks at time-
Christmas still isn't over.

Time for fun?

Kaoru wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Chloe's Nikki, he's gonna be the stripper at Syn's bachelor party.
whosynmayenduprapingcozillproject.

Yeah, after dinner would be better, that way they can have done something stupid by the time I'm kicked off and Brian can be pissed off which'd explain why he's not there.]]

[[Oooh, okay.

LOL.
KAORU + NIKKI = FUCKING SEXY BABIES WITH POOFY PURPLE HAIR.]]

[[WOW!!!]]

Quote :

[[WOW!!!]]

[[-giggles-
It's quite an image.
xD
Hehehe.
Poofy purple hair.
I just realized, Marilyn Manson is hot, in an odd way.]]

Matty wrote:

((Ha ok then))

-Sits on sofa, an hour after eating-
-Looks at Brian, Zacky and Mick-
So, what do you wanna do now?
-Looks at time-
Christmas still isn't over.

Time for fun?

*is upside down, legs against the sofa*
I dunno, I'm too drunk for sex.
*moans*
God, there's something I never thought I'd say.
*pours whiskey into mouth*
*stares at almost empty bottle*
Maybe I'd waste less if I was the right way up.

-Grins-
It might help!
-Laughs-
-Shrugs-
What do you wanna do?
-Joins on couch, right way up-
-Peers and Brian-
-Grins goofily in face-

[[*kicks Last.FM widget in siggy*
I've listened to two flamin' A7X albums since this afternoon, why aren't they showing uuuuuup?]]