RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-presses refresh-
Oh someone has commented.
-reads-
-laughs and reads outloud-
Mr Haner is hawt! He's leaving. ZOMG, he can't!!! I will do anything so he won't leave.
-thinks-
Mmmm... A poor broken hearted girl... Let's exploit her.
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Well. Do you know anything about it? I mean, he's apparently had things said about him and being reported to the school board! I can't believe it.

-sends-

((BRB. Dinner.))

[[Best album.
Master of Puppets.
No contest.
I'll upload in a minute.
I'll probably end up uploading them all at some point, haha.
I want to get the rest of them before the new album comes out.]]

Stumpy only goes on Gaia, I know, I've come across him.

Not that I have an account on there...
*clears throat*
No, I've never hit on any student besides Zacky.
We have ugly kids.
*laughs*

I'm hawt?
*grins*
I've still got it.
*laughs*
*gets up from seat on floor*
It's not very comfy down there.
*sits on sofa*
We need to buy comfier floors, okay?

[[Ugh, I dun think that Quorn burger agreed with meeeeee.]]

[[Buahaha.
xD
My friend's little brother, who's in 7th grade, is hitting on me.
But I think it's sweet.
]]

((OK THEN! THANKYOO
And have you heard Britney Spears' new song?
LOL so much.))

-Grins and looks at laptop-
Ha, you are hot.

-Laughs-
Wanna mention Mr Sanders?
-Grins-
Might cheer me up if some kids think I am hot, considering I am worried I am loosing my looks with my age.
-Moans-

((Aww what be wrong?))

[[I feel like I'm going to puke.
Fuuuuuun.
*whines*]]

Sweetie, you're just getting hotter with age.
Men don't lose their looks, we just get more distinguished.
*smiles*
Women get saggy.

[[I'm never listening to Of Wolf And Man again.
Mainly because I change the lyrics without even realising I'm doing it.

The actual lyrics: Shape shift, feeling I've been.
My unintentional lyrics: Shape shift, beating off Syn.

Sucks that it's one of my favourite Metallica songs really.]]

Brian wrote:

[[I feel like I'm going to puke.
Fuuuuuun.
*whines*]]

Sweetie, you're just getting hotter with age.
Men don't lose their looks, we just get more distinguished.
*smiles*
Women get saggy.

Brian...
-Whines-
Men... Men get fat... and... more hairy! And go bald!!
-Moans-
I wanna stay hot!!
-Pouts-

((Aww!! I ish sorreh I was the other day. But I blame the alcohol.))

((I was right, you're obsessed with Synyster Gates. Haha.))

Aw, baby, I'll always think you're hot.
*smiles at*
I'll even shave your back when the time comes.
Promise.
And we'll always have the memories of when we were hot... and plastic surgery.
*laughs*
*leans on*

Matty wrote:

((I was right, you're obsessed with Synyster Gates. Haha.))

[[You've known me nearly a year and you've only just figured this out?]]

Brian wrote:

Aw, baby, I'll always think you're hot.
*smiles at*
I'll even shave your back when the time comes.
Promise.
And we'll always have the memories of when we were hot... and plastic surgery.
*laughs*
*leans on*

((I am rather dim. LOL.))

-Smiles and wraps arm around-
Yeah, I suppose...
-Grins-
We'll still be hot...
No matter what.
-Nods-
Even with the... grey hair... wrinkles...
-Stops-
Eek.

We're growing old in a time when technology is advancing and guys are still looking hot even in their 40's/50's.
I mean, look at Johnny Depp and Antonio Banderas.
Both the wrong side of 40 and still hot as hell.
*smiles*
When we hit 40, we'll be even hotter!

-Smiles-
B... But they are famous, they have all the...
-Waves arms around-
You know!!
-Moans-
-Pauses and just sighs-
We had better still be hot...
Maybe I should grow my hair... coz seriously forty year old shaven head men just look like builders...

We'll both be naturally hot at that age.
Don't worry about it, we've got years to go until we're 40.
Anyway, as long as we're still gorgeous in each others eyes, why does it matter what everyone else thinks?
*cuddles up to*
Your opinion is the only one that matters to me.

[[MASTER OF PUPPETS
<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Basically.
It is just... possibly my favourite album of all time.
Sanitarium is my favourite Metallica song ever - ruined by BFMV.
I hated every version on the Kerrang cover album of this.
Even the Trivium and Machine Head covers.
I reckon I'd even have hated A7X covers of these tracks.
So that just shows you how much I love this album.]]

-Smiles-
And you will always be beautiful in my eyes.
-Grins and snuggles into-
I don't know, I mean, I just wanna stay hot for you, I guess. Not like I am looking for anyone else or anything.
-Laughs softly-
-Shrugs-
I'm not exactly gonna let myself go anyway...
I just... I don't know. I just wanna know what will happen with this whole hearing thing.
I don't think it will be able to turn out okay...
-Pauses-
But we'll be fine, I know we will.
-Nods-

(THANKYO! *Kisses feet*))

You'll always be hot to me.
And if you aren't, then I can always close my eyes and imagine when you were.
*laughs*
Joking.
*pecks lips*
If it all goes tits up, we'll find some way out of it.
I know we will.
I mean, I could do freelance guitar lessons or something.
It's not like I don't know what I'm doing.
Or I could go into session work like my dad.
There's always something out there.

AAHHHHH-HHHHHHHA!!!
I knew exploiting that girl would pay off.
-looks up from Brian-
Brendon Urie?
-looks at Brian and Matt-
Ring any bells?
Oh and you might wanna tel Stumpy he has a date with a Hayley Williams on Thursday.
-grins-

-Hits playfully-
Meh, at least you won't leave me for younger hotter guy or anything.
-Laughs softly-
And yeah... we'll find a way. No matter what it takes.
Except that damn strip club again.
-Laughs-

Brendon?
That little cunt!
*laughs*
I know exactly why he's doing this.

Brian wrote:

Brendon?
That little cunt!
*laughs*
I know exactly why he's doing this.

((Love the siggie. Again. Haha.))

You're laughing about this?
I thought you'd be ready to run round his and tear him a new windpipe.
-cocks eyebrow at-

-Looks at Brian-
Hmm... Brendon?
Wh... What? Care to tell me?
PLEASE say he didn't sleep with him... if so I would be more scared than angry...

Coz I figured out his deep, dark secret.
He likes cock, just like the rest of us.
He's too afraid to admit it, so he's taking it out on me to try and make himself look less suspicious.