RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

*glares*
Matt, if you leave me now I will train Ava to be a fucking ninja and have her kill you!
Zacky can do it.
*breathes deeply*
*starts laughing*
Fuck, Matty, I'm having a baby.
Our baby!
*grins*

-Smiles and holds onto hand-
You are.
Our baby.
-Smiles and leans down and kisses cheek-
-Breathes-
And... Okay. Zacky can sort all that out. We'll just wait for the cab.
-Looks at time-
It's 11pm.
-Sighs-
I'm guessing you won't have it in the next hour. Aw, It won't be born on Zacky's birthday.
-Smiles-
-Bites lip and looks out of window-
I... I think the cab is here Brian.

Good.
Sorry but one hyper kid's enough on Zacky's birthday.
*smiles*
Anyway, she deserves all the attention to be on her on her birthday.
*gets up*
Oh fuuuck.
*grips onto Matt*
Cab?

-Holds onto-
-Laughs-
Okay then...
-Smiles and helps Brian up-
You okay?
-Bites lip and looks at-
I'm sorry... But soon it will go away, you won't have a bump anymore, and you'll have a beautiful baby girl in your arms.
-Smiles widely-
Yay!
-Helps Brian towards door-

((I sent that Bratt cap thing to Emma.
She said that in the pic of Brian and Jimmy younger looks like Frankenstein and the mad professor. LOL so much. Haha))

And I can be sexy again?
*laughs*
Oh ow...
*smiles*
I can't wait to meet her.
To have our little family finally altogether.
*grins*

-Smiles and walks to door with Brian difficultly-
We will. Just me and you and Ava.
-Laughs-
And Zacky and Mick too, of course. Haha.
-Stands by door-
-Holds onto Brian's hand-
We're having our baby.
-Smiles weakly and kisses lips softly-
-Pulls away-
Our baby.
-Begins to open door-

Thanks for the walk Mick.
-eats donut-
I think the walk really sobered me up.
-laughs-
-turns around corner to house-
-cocks eyebrow-
Why is there a cab outside of the house?

(I'm back! With job slips. LOL.))

Zacky wrote:

Thanks for the walk Mick.
-eats donut-
I think the walk really sobered me up.
-laughs-
-turns around corner to house-
-cocks eyebrow-
Why is there a cab outside of the house?

(I'm back! With job slips. LOL.))

((Ooh awesome! LOL. Joooooooooooooobs Haha))

-Laughs-
Hmm... I don't know about the cab...
Maybe Brian and Matt decided to run away as soon as we left. Haha.
Who knows?
And yeah me too, I don't feel as whoaa as I did.
-Giggles-

((BRB Lunch.))

They wouldn't leave us. They love us too much.
-laughs and walks to front door-
Hey. Whats going on? You two running away from us?
-laughs-

*grins*
I know!
*face contorts in pain*
Now get me in that cab before I kill someone.
*laughs weakly*
Oww.

-Smiles-
Okay...
-Holds onto Brian's hand and walks-
-Hears and sees Zacky-
-Says to Zacky-
No. Brian is just, y'know, having his baby.
-Breathes-
Zacky! Mick! You gotta pack Brian's overnight bag, get like, PJ's, underwear, clothes and anything else you can think of. Erm... you'll have to meet us at the hospital later or something.
-Shrugs-
-Looks at Brian-
Come on...
-Heads to cab-

*grimaces*
Owww.
*looks to Matt*
We ever decide to have another kid and...
*pokes chest*
YOU are having it.
*pulls open cab door*

-widens eyes and blinks-
Fuck...
-grabs Mick by the arm-
Ok. We'll meet you at the hospital.
I'll drive there!!!
-claps-
Yay!
-pulls into the house-

Brian wrote:

*grimaces*
Owww.
*looks to Matt*
We ever decide to have another kid and...
*pokes chest*
YOU are having it.
*pulls open cab door*

Ha, no way am I...
-Shuts up-
-Gets into cab with-
-Looks at driver-
Uhh... Hospital please. Make it fast. Please.
-Closes door as cab begins heading for hospital-
-Bites lip and holds onto Brian's hand-
How are you?

((*Laughs insanely* Wearing contacts and glasses at the same time make your brain go LOL.))

-Looks at Zacky-
Okay...
-Is pulled into house by Zacky-
Kay, we needta get his stuff...
-Looks at-
And no you are not fucking driving, you're drunk! The last thing we need is you crashing the car on the way to the hospital!!
-Looks around house-

I feel like I'm being torn apart from the inside.
*grimaces*
How the fuck do you think I feel?
I'm in labour!

*looks in mirror*
Hey... watch the upholstery.

*glares*

Sorry, sorry...

-rolls eyes-
Fine. We will take a bus. Since I am the only one that can drive.
Hmph...
-starts up the stairs-
-runs into Brian's bedroom with-
Ok. Whats he gonna need?
-pulls overnight bag off the top of wardrobe-
-looks at Mick-

-Holds onto hand-
Sorry I... well, you know. Just trying to make conversation.
-Laughs weakly-
-Looks at driver-
Are we nearly there yet?!
-Looks back at Brian-
Not long now...
-Smiles-
And we'll have Ava in our arms.

See, it's so fucking easy for you.
You just have to watch, I have to do!!!
*squeezes hand*
Owwwww!
They better give me drugs.
And lots of them.

-Shrugs-
I dunno... I have never been a pregnant man in labour before.
-Laughs-
Uhh...
-Looks around room-
Well, okay... PJ's...
Uh, where will they be?
-Looks into first draw in bedside table-
Eew!!
-Pulls out black thong-
Dude...
-Rummages in draw-
Lots of condoms... lube...
-Laughs-
Handcuffs...
Dude this is like, the draw of love. Haha.
Oh my god!
-Pulls out pink, fluffy neglegee type thing-
-Blinks-
Fuck, you have no idea how much I wanna know which one wears this.
-Cracks up-
-Shakes head-
Yeah, PJ's definitely not in there...
-Goes into different draw-

Brian wrote:

See, it's so fucking easy for you.
You just have to watch, I have to do!!!
*squeezes hand*
Owwwww!
They better give me drugs.
And lots of them.

They will.
I will make them.
-Laughs-
And... I'm sorry. Fuck, I... I'll try and do whatever I can to make this easier, okay?
-Smiles-
At least you won't have to have a natural birth, right? That's gotta be a good thing...
-Looks at driver-
-Growls-
We there now?!

Matt, I'm a pregnant man.
Nothing about this is natural!
So the childbirth sure as hell wasn't going to be!
*looks up at*
Just... don't leave me while it's happening.
Please?
I need you there.
*laughs weakly*
Who else would put up with my screaming?

-Smiles-
-Holds onto hand-
Why would I leave you? I wanna see her being born. And I'll be there for you all through this, just like I have been all through the labor.
-Grins-
-Kisses softly-
I won't leave you Brian. I promise.
-Smiles-
-Looks out of window-
Almost there...