RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Brian wrote:

[[Euw, Ryden.
I feel ill enough as it is, dude.
Dun need that adding to it.]]

((Aww!! Jo was ill yesterday but Jo is better today. What is wrong with SynnNEH?
*Looks out of window* *Throws piece of cheese out* Pft, YOU CALL THIS SUMMER!?!?!
We haven't had a WHOA SO HOT summer this year! And according to Taking Back Sunday, August isn't summer so it is too late now. Like, 34o temperatures and shit. I'm not complaining or anything, I can't handle it when it's too hot but still C'MON!!
*Moans like an old person about the weather*))

[[Meh, I just feel sick and shite.
I'll live!
I'll just whine.
*whines*
Okay, I'm good.

Lies.
I'm only good coz I watched a REALLY good quality version of Almost Easy.]]

((Oooh! Good quality!
And awww.
Tis how I felt yesterday, cept I had a stomach ache... coke didn't help, but pft, take a lot more than me just being ill to not drink Bert's juices
I am on my bed with Turniphead and that rhymes... so YEAH. Haha.
I'M HUNGRY
*Searches for food*
Oooh we are seeing JOE BLACK tonight. Woooo.
*Dries clothes*
^ The most random post EVER.
Try and top that. Haha, unless you adopt some of Pete W's lyrics or are just feeling particularly random I DON'T THINK YOU CAN!))

[["Welcome to the mirrorworld! We have over 17 mirrors!"
Yeah, not feeling creative today.
Haha.
See, I hear Joe Black and I think of the film, Meet Joe Black.
PLEASE DUN DIE!]]

Brian wrote:

[["Welcome to the mirrorworld! We have over 17 mirrors!"
Yeah, not feeling creative today.
Haha.
See, I hear Joe Black and I think of the film, Meet Joe Black.
PLEASE DUN DIE!]]

((Great randomness. Haha.
And YEAH I forgot about that film! Even though I haven't seen it, but still. I dun know if that is his real name or not. I dun even know why I am going tonight, I don't really like his music much it's strange insane panto music kinda. But he is my friend and sweet and stuff, so yeah. Haha.
Erm... I think Chloe is going out early this morning, I dunno.
*Pokes Turniphead* WAKE UP LAZEH BITCH!!
She is looking at me like Grr right now. Haha.))

[[Strange insane panto music?
Like Pinkly Smooth?
That's strange and insane.
DAMNIT I WANNA HAVE MY BABY!
Maybe I shouldn't have said that outloud?
LoL.]]

((His music Judge for yourself. I think you can go on there without logging in, I dunno...
And LOL just have your baby then!!! LOL. And yeah, maybe not outloud. Haha. Me and Chloe are gonna annoy everyone tonight talking about Brian's babeh or whatever. Hahaha.
Do you wanna go into labour now (LOL so much) and wait til Chloe is on for the actually birth? LOL. We can say Mick and Zacky popped out to the shop or something so there is all the drama of GET ZACKY HERE kinda thing, haha. Cos let's face it, Brian can't have a normal birth, that's gotta be some drama. Haha.))

[[Well he could be threatening Matt for a while, haha.
I dunno though.
Would be something to do, haha.]]

Brian wrote:

[[Well he could be threatening Matt for a while, haha.
I dunno though.
Would be something to do, haha.]]

((Ha, Ok. LOL.
You start cos... I am busy. *Cough*))

[[That sounds wrong.
So, I didn't rip the sound from Almost Easy and now have a good quality live MP3 which I didn't upload here.
*shifty eyes*
Are they still singing Barbie Girl?]]

Brian wrote:

[[That sounds wrong.
So, I didn't rip the sound from Almost Easy and now have a good quality live MP3 which I didn't upload here.
*shifty eyes*
Are they still singing Barbie Girl?]]

((LOL didn't mean it to sound wrong. LOL. I am just straightening my hair. Haha. And now holding the straighteners between my stomach and leg which also burns. Grr.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THREE ARMS?!!?
Ooooh MUSIC!!
And they were! But I think they gave up. Haha. Matt was last to post I believeee
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I actually just screamed that. Fuck I just clamped the top of my arm near my armpit with the straighteners OWWWWWWWWWWWW))

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[I'm so tempted to use the sexy eyes and the... with the... but the... uh...
Suspended animation could work, LoL.
What time are you two on til tomorrow?]]

*smiles*
Yup.
*looks down*
Mmmmmm.
Fuck the song.
We're the only two paying attention anymore anyway.
*drapes arms across shoulders*
*kisses*

True.
-Kisses back-
-Laughs-
-Wraps arms around waist, difficultly due to bump-
-Laughs again-
Well... what do you wanna do instead?
-Winks-

((Uhhhhh well, we need to be there by half 7, so it will be evening time somewhen...I think.))

*smirks*
Well, you are naked... again.
Seems a shame to let that go to waste.
*sinks slowly to knees*
*stops*
Ow... fuck!

-Widens eyes-
B... Brian? Wh... What's wrong?
-Voice shakes and eyes widen-
-Blinks and sinks to knees with-
-Holds Brian's shoulder-
Brian?

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[That sounds wrong.
So, I didn't rip the sound from Almost Easy and now have a good quality live MP3 which I didn't upload here.
*shifty eyes*
Are they still singing Barbie Girl?]]

((LOL didn't mean it to sound wrong. LOL. I am just straightening my hair. Haha. And now holding the straighteners between my stomach and leg which also burns. Grr.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THREE ARMS?!!?
Ooooh MUSIC!!
And they were! But I think they gave up. Haha. Matt was last to post I believeee
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I actually just screamed that. Fuck I just clamped the top of my arm near my armpit with the straighteners OWWWWWWWWWWWW))

[[How the fuck did you manage that?! :Z]]

*shakes head*
It's nothing, I'm fine.
Just... little bit of cramp... in my stomach.
*smiles weakly*
Probably just the fish we had at lunch...

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[That sounds wrong.
So, I didn't rip the sound from Almost Easy and now have a good quality live MP3 which I didn't upload here.
*shifty eyes*
Are they still singing Barbie Girl?]]

((LOL didn't mean it to sound wrong. LOL. I am just straightening my hair. Haha. And now holding the straighteners between my stomach and leg which also burns. Grr.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THREE ARMS?!!?
Ooooh MUSIC!!
And they were! But I think they gave up. Haha. Matt was last to post I believeee
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I actually just screamed that. Fuck I just clamped the top of my arm near my armpit with the straighteners OWWWWWWWWWWWW))

[[How the fuck did you manage that?! :Z]]

((I have absolutely no idea. But this is me, I can manage anything. I can somehow get sauce in the back of my ear, forehead an nose when I am eating something. So I think I cam calp my arm somehow. Haha.
And before you ask NO I was not trying to straighten armpit hairs. LOLso much. Haha. ))

-Smiles-
You sure?
-Bites lip-
The doctors did say you'd experience pain nearer to the birth, just cramps and stuff, nothing else. False labor and all that shit.
-Strokes stomach-
-Feels weird feelings in stomach-
Are you sure you're okay? Feels a little strange...

((Btw, I have absolutely no idea how we do this. Will his waters break? Where does it come from? LOL so much..))

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[That sounds wrong.
So, I didn't rip the sound from Almost Easy and now have a good quality live MP3 which I didn't upload here.
*shifty eyes*
Are they still singing Barbie Girl?]]

((LOL didn't mean it to sound wrong. LOL. I am just straightening my hair. Haha. And now holding the straighteners between my stomach and leg which also burns. Grr.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THREE ARMS?!!?
Ooooh MUSIC!!
And they were! But I think they gave up. Haha. Matt was last to post I believeee
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I actually just screamed that. Fuck I just clamped the top of my arm near my armpit with the straighteners OWWWWWWWWWWWW))

[[How the fuck did you manage that?! :Z]]

((I have absolutely no idea. But this is me, I can manage anything. I can somehow get sauce in the back of my ear, forehead an nose when I am eating something. So I think I cam calp my arm somehow. Haha.
And before you ask NO I was not trying to straighten armpit hairs. LOLso much. Haha. ))

[[LoL, it's a talent I guess!]]

Matty wrote:

-Smiles-
You sure?
-Bites lip-
The doctors did say you'd experience pain nearer to the birth, just cramps and stuff, nothing else. False labor and all that shit.
-Strokes stomach-
-Feels weird feelings in stomach-
Are you sure you're okay? Feels a little strange...

((Btw, I have absolutely no idea how we do this. Will his waters break? Where does it come from? LOL so much..))

Uh, yeah, I'll be fine.
Think I just need to sit down or something.
*smiles*
Don't worry, Matty.
*holds stomach*
Owww.

[[Heh, wasn't it going to be a C-Section? With Matt fainting in the theater? LoL.]]

((Ha okay then! I will leave all the hospital stuff to you I will just be like "Puts thing in Brian, does something to Brian... baby pops out" So yeah. Haha))

Uhh Brian... I think you might wanna go to the hospital.
-Bites lip-
It doesn't just look like cramps... I... I think you might wanna get it checked out...
Fuck not the baby... not now... I'm not ready for it yet... oh god...
-Looks around front room-
Dammit! Why did Mick and Zacky go to the all night shop to buy donuts and chocolate? Shit... I...
-Looks back at Brian-

Matt, I'm fine.
I just...
*eyes widen*
*looks down*
Uh... okay... maybe the hospital would be an idea...
*smiles nervously*
I think Ava's coming.

No... She can't be coming now... We're not ready yet... I...
-Blinks-
-Nods weakly-
Yeah...
-Bends down and grabs clothes, putting on self-
-Holds onto Brian's hand-
Baby's coming...
-Smiles-
Fuck! I haven't planned out the route to the hospital! Dammit! And... Zacky and Mick are out! And...
-Shakes head-
Brian, can't you hold it in a few days?

((WOW Bat Country on Scuzz!! Haven't seen this on here in a while. *Points to Syn* Hahaha you're having a BABEH!))

Gee, Matt, what do you suggest I do?
CROSS MY LEGS?!
Fuuuuck!
*grips hand*
We'll find the hospital... okay?
Just... get me there!
Or get a cab or something!
Because I've seen natural male childbirth and you can get to fuck if you think I'm going through that.

Uhh... Okay... Sorry I...
-Bites lip-
I... I don't think the cab driver will appreciate a pregnant man in his car though...
-Feels Brian grip harder-
Owww okay, okay...
-Gets phone-
-Phones cab-
Alright... they are gonna be here in five minutes...
-Breathes-
Uhh... fuck we didn't prepare an overnight bag. Shit, do you want me to do that now for you, or send Zacky back for it later?
Fuck Zacky! Shit... Erm...
Dammit! I should have gotten more ready for this...
-Waits for cab-
-Breathes again-