RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

There's a chance I'm going to have to force a watermelon through my dick.
Suck it up you pansy!
*slaps Matt's arm*

((Do it! Since Matt is terrified of lifts. Hahaha!!!))

That's how it might have to come out?!
Holy SHIT!
-Blinks-
-Nods-
-Bites lip and looks at elevator-
Uh... okay.
-Looks at Brian-
I did say I would stay with you throughout all of this.
-Smiles-
I can handle the lift.
-Presses button-
-Whimpers while looking at as doors open-

((Holy shit this Macaroni Cheese is looooovely. Scew everything else, my homemade MacNCheese owns everything! *Eats*))

Needles and elevators?
I couldn't be marrying the guy with manly fears, could I?
*laughs*
*takes Matt's hand*
Don't worry baby.
I'll distract you from the scary elevator.
Like I did with that one in Vegas.
*winks*

Ok.
-pushes Brian's wheelchair into lift-
You ok man?
-pats shoulder-
We'll be in MPreg Ward in no time.
-smiles down at-
-looks over at Matt-
-glares slightly-
Stop looking so scared. You'll just terrify him more.
-presses button to lift-
-watch as door close-

Brian wrote:

Needles and elevator?
I couldn't be marrying the guy with manly fears, could I?
*laughs*
*takes Matt's hand*
Don't worry baby.
I'll distract you from the scary elevator.
Like I did with that one in Vegas.
*winks*

-Laughs-
I seriously doubt you could do that right now.
-Grins-
-Breathes-
-Steps inside-
-Smiles-
Come on. Be brave for Brian... he's going through worse. This is just a lift...
-Backs against wall as Zacky, Mick and Brian comes into lift.
-Lets out short high pitched scream as lift closes slowly-
-Breathes-
Uh, sorry.

Yeah, I'm good.
I mean, the pain's kinda coming back but I'll live.
*smiles*
*breathes*
*squeezes Matt's hand as the doors close*

Don't worry, soon enough the pain will go, and Eva will come instead.
-Smiles-
-Holds onto hand-
-Breathes-
-Smiles weakly around inside of elevator-
Well, at least it's just us. Not any smelly old men or anything.
-Breathes again-
Fuck I hate lifts...

-stands back and waits-
-hums softly to self-

((So, who's gonna make the lift break down? LOL.))

Zacky wrote:

-stands back and waits-
-hums softly to self-

((So, who's gonna make the lift break down? LOL.))

((Is it gonna be a OOH I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES thing? Cos if so, If I was there, It would be me. LOL.
But naa, just technical problems yeah? Nothing serious, right?
I won't write it breaking, you two can I'll just have Matt screaming hysterically. LOL))

*feels lift shake*
What the...
*feels lift stop*
Oh shit...

-Grabs hold of Brian-
-Starts breathing heavily-
What... the... fuck... is... happening...

-Screams-
FUCK WE'RE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
-Cries-

-feels lift stop.-
What the... We only just past floor E though.

We are sorry but it appears that this elevator is experiencing techniqel difficuitlies. Please try to remain calm and follow the nessecary instructions.

-sighs-
Oh Great.

-looks at Matt-
Calm down Matt. It's ok.
We just have to follow the instructions and they will send a maintance man up right away.

Matty, baby, it's okay.
*strokes arm*
It's okay, you're going to be fine.

-Blinks-
-Breathes heavily-
But... But...
BABY!
-Screams at Zacky-
FUCK ZACKY THE BABY IS COMING WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WAIT!!!!
-Tries to calm down-
It's okay... It's okay we have a few hours until the baby is gonna come yet... It's going to be okay...
-Screams again-
BUT WE ARE STILL STUCK IN THE LIFT!!!
Fuck what if it falls? Me, my boyfriend, my friends and my baby will die! I can't let that happen!! What happens if something else is going on? Like Speed? Is there a mad-man terrorist down there threatening to kill us and Keanu Reeves is gonna swing down at rescue us?
-Shouts-
KEANU WE'RE IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Whimpers-

-presses help button-

Hello? Maintance.

Hi. We are...erm, trapped in a lift. On level, E. Can we get some help up here please?

Ok. We'll be about an hour to fix...

An hour? We don't have an hour! There's a pregnant man up here.

Sorry but we are really busy tonight. We'll be with you as soon as we can...

Busy... What filling up on donuts?!!

-cuts off-
Hello? Hello?!
You wanker!
-smacks speaker-

-Whimpers-
An hour?
-Cries-

-looks at Matt-
-widens eyes at-
-looks at Brian-
Are you sure you were the one that was drugged?
-cocks eyebrow at-

*slaps Matt*
Will you just calm down?!
We're not gonna die, the baby's not gonna come yet and Keanu Reeves isn't gonna be able to save anyone coz he's shit.

Owww!!
-Moans-
But... But... in here for an hour?!
I'm claustrophobic Brian! I won't be able to handle it!
-Looks at Zacky-
Hey!
Don't steal all the air!! We need to share it! We don't have much left!!
-Cries-
Fuck... the baby is coming soon...
-Gasps-
WE MIGHT HAVE TO HAVE IT IN HERE!!!

Your screaming and panicking isn't exactly conserving oxygen!!!
*takes deep breath*
Matty, calm down, okay?
Just calm down.
I know you're scared of these things but it's going to be okay.
*smiles*
You're not going to die.
We're not going to die.

-Breathes with-
-Nods-
Sorry. I... I know I'm not helping.
I'm just... scared.
-Breathes in and out deeply-
-Bites lip and looks around-
We need to get out soon though...
-Sighs-
An hour did they say? Don't they know that Brian is in labor?
-Looks back at-
How long do you think is left Brian? I mean, can you tell?

-leans against railings and looks around-
You know, it's times like this when you can really think about things.
-sighs-
I mean, we're trapped. We might as well make the most of it.
-shrugs-
-looks at Brian-
Now. You're sure you're ok?

Well I'm about as okay as I can be when I'm in labour and trapped in an elevator.
*smiles weakly*
Oh and when the drugs are wearing off.
*winces*
I'll deal.
I'll just whine at random intervals if that's okay with everyone.
I warn you, don't argue.