RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

I've seen you with gorey films.
When people are being gutted, you fuck off and make some food.
You're not good with gross.
*laughs*
*smiles at*
Thanks for sticking around.
*sees clock on dashboard*
*grins*
Midnight.
It's our first anniversary.

I am good with gross! I...
Okay, you're right.
-Laughs-
I'll try and stick around though, okay?
-Kisses forehead-
I promise.
-Rests forehead on Brian-
-Looks down at-
Really?
-Remembers-
Oh yeah, the day after Zacky's birthday...
-Kisses softly-
Happy anniversary babe.
-Smiles-

-stuffs things in over night back-
Mick. Get out of the drawer of love!
We have a bus to catch.
-pulls at Mick's arm and throws overnight bag over shoulder-
-pulls Mick down the hall way and down the stairs-
Nothing like a birth to sober you right up...

Happy anniversary.
*grins*
*winces at pain*
Are we fucking there yet?!

((*Is shouting at TV* Seriously, this is getting ridiculous now, every freaking place going on ab out healthy eating. That McDonalds advert? "Free with every kids meal, like this one with Fish Fingers, carrot sticks and water..." Carrot Sticks and Water in a kids meal? Who the fuck type of little kid wants that?! What are they trying to make us, Hollywood stick thin models or something? Yeah, I guess kids need to eat more healthy, but pft, it's been fine for hundred of years, why such a health craze now?! And COME ON these are kids!! Most fun things are taken away from them, people are complaining about them watching too much TV and being indoors and how bad it is for you and how they should get outside and excercise more. Pft, with life nowadays, parents are worried about letting their kids out without them getting abducted or perved at with the amount of people like that on our streets. I sure would be worried. And now they can't eat what they want, they can't do what they want... jeez, didn't life used to be fun for kids? When you could go out, and not worry, go round the shop to get a mix up or whatever, What the hell happened?!
*Rambles*))

Brian wrote:

Happy anniversary.
*grins*
*winces at pain*
Are we fucking there yet?!

-Looks at driver who pulls into hospital and stops-
-Hands driver money-
-Gets out of car and runs round to Brian's side-
-Opens Brian's door-
-Helps out carefully-
Okay Brian...
You okay?
-Has Brian out of car, difficultely-
Okay... Okay...
-Looks to hospital-
-Holds onto Brian and begins walking-

-Cracks up-
Okay...
-Follows Zacky down the stairs-
You have everything?
-Smiles-
Woo! BABEH!
-Grins-
Hmmm... do buses run this late at night?

*smiles*
I'm okay.
I'm okay... I'm ready to kill someone but I'm okay.
*laughs*

-closes door behind-
Yes they do. Believe me. I know.
-shudders remembeing-
-pulls Mick up the drive way and runs down the road to the bus stop-
Ok.
-looks at board-
Erm...
-runs finger over-
St Stevens!!!
-sees bus coming towards-
Oh Thank you.
-looks at Mick-
You got money?

-Laughs-
Just so long as it's not me. Haha.
-Holds onto and walks into reception-
Uhh... Brian Haner... uhh about to have his baby?
-Bites lip as nurse comes towards with wheelchair and sits Brian into-
Okay... do we have a private room? Cos I don't think we'd want other people around...
Brian may just kill them...

-Smiles-
Yeah, of course. Haha. I always do, y'know, just in case. Haha.
Uhhmm... okay this is the bus?
-Bites lip-
Hospital.
-Looks at Zacky-
You got the bag?
-Looks-
Okay.
-Smiles-
Ha, we're about to become uncles!
-Grins-

Matt, you put this damn thing in me.
You'd be first in the firing line.
*grips arms of chair*
You or whoever denies me drugs.

-squeals excitedly-
I know.
Ok.
-climbs onto the bus-
Two too St Stevens please.
-watches Mick pays and takes tickets-
-takes a seat near the front-
((Insert bus journey here.))
-jumps from seat and presses button-
-stands near the door-
Thank you.
-grabs onto bag and bolts out the bus to hospital reception-

Hey!!
-Glares at-
Not my fault!!
Well... let's not get into that now.
-Sees nurse push Brian to room-
-Follows, still holding onto Brian's hand-
-Looks at nurse-
How far along is he? Does he have to be dialated a certain amount before you can get it out? Sorry, I was too squeamish to read them parts in the books...

-Smiles-
-Follows Zacky to hospital-
-Breathes-
Fuck Zacky! It's late, I can't run!
-Laughs-
-Looks around-
Uh... I can't see them anywhere I don't think...

Yeah, you're gonna be a lot of help!
*clamps mouth shut*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just... y'know, in labour.
*laughs weakly*

Brian wrote:

Yeah, you're gonna be a lot of help!
*clamps mouth shut*
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just... y'know, in labour.
*laughs weakly*

-Laughs-
I understand.
I wonder if I can just punch him to knock him out, that way he will be quiet while the baby is being born...
-Laughs to self-
-Is put into room-
-Turns to nurse-
Can we have some drugs please? Uhh... you know, for Brian to loosen up the pain?
-Smiles at as he puts Brian onto the bed-

((DAMN my cousin's MSN screename to be "BRIAN TO WIN BIG BROTHER!! I was like WHAT?! LOL.
And erm... what happens with this kinda birth? Cos I am just thinking of Friends right now, the only way I know about births. LOL. Is he gonna stay for a bit until he is ready to go into the delivery room, or just straight into the delivery room? LOL, I dunno...))

I'm not authorized to administer drugs.
I'll have to go and find a doctor for you.
*leaves room*

Not fucking authorized?!
Then what the hell is she doing in a fucking hospital?!
*leans back*
D'you ever wonder if people think about this part of pregnancy when they want kids?
*laughs weakly*
Fuck me, this is painful.

Brian wrote:

I'm not authorized to administer drugs.
I'll have to go and find a doctor for you.
*leaves room*

Not fucking authorized?!
Then what the hell is she doing in a fucking hospital?!
*leans back*
D'you ever wonder if people think about this part of pregnancy when they want kids?
*laughs weakly*
Fuck me, this is painful.

-Smiles-
-Sits next to on chair, pulled up to bed-
Not long now...
-Breathes-
And hopefully they will be giving you some kinda drugs to make you more comfortable.
-Smiles-
Erm, is there anything I can do for you? Crushed ice or something? Extra pillows?

I hear him yelling!
-looks up and runs in direction yelling-
Matt?! Brian?!
-runs past room-
-leans on the doorframe-
We too late?
-looks at Matt and then at Brian on the bed-

-looks at Zacky and Mick by the door-
Excuse me.
But if you're here for the birth we'll need you to scrub up.

You mean, I get to wear scrubs?!
This is the best birthday ever.
-gets handed scrubs-
-smiles widely and pulls on surgery gowns-

Just stay with me.
*smiles at*
That's about it.
*sees nurse return with a doctor*

Mr... Haner, is it?
*smiles*
I'm Dr. [insert name here], I'll be looking after you this morning.

Good.
Give me drugs.
*laughs*
*stops*
Now.

*laughs*
*approaches*
*injects with drugs*
*smiles*
That should ease the pain.




[[This is stupid. It's August and I'm shivering.]]

-Pulls on gown-
Hahaa awesome!!
-Looks at Zacky-
You're looking very sexy Nurse Baker.
-Winks-
-Looks at bed-
Hey Brian! How do you feeeeel?
-Laughs-

-Smiles-
I shall.
-Turns away, cringing at injection-
-Looks back at Brian when done-
-Smiles at-
Sorry... needles.
-Shivers-
-Looks at doctor-
Thankyou doctor!!
-Smiles at-
Now... get my baby out please.
-Laughs-

I am the sexy nurse.
-shakes hips and laughs-
-walks over to Brian's side-
Thank you for the best birthday party ever.
-hugs Brian and holds onto his hand-
-breaks away still holding hand-
-pauses-
-breaks out in a wide grin-
-snorts-
I'm gonna be an uncle soon.
-squeals-

Mick, Zacky!
*grins goofily*
Hiiiiiiiii!
*turns to doctor*
Right, get her out of me... please.
*smiles*