RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Smiles and drives in direction of doctors-
It'll also be what our kid is called...
-Thinks-
Matt Haner... Brian Sanders...
Even though you are the pregnant one... like the woman...
-Bites lip-
I'd prefer to take your name. Cos I don't want you to be part of my family. I hate my family. I'd rather be part of yours. Plus when I was a kid you have no idea how many times I thought "Matt Haner..."
-Shrugs-
Or we could have a double barelled one I suppose.
Whatever.
We could just see later on...
-Drives-

Like the woman?
I'm not your bitch, Matt.
*laughs*
Matt Haner.
Brian and Matt Haner.
*smiles*
That sounds so... perfect.

You're not my bitch. You're my Brian.
-Smiles at-
-Looks back to road-
It does.
And then Haner for the kid too...
The Haner family.
-Beams-
That sounds so amazing...
-Stops at red light-
-Turns to-
Thank you for making this all possible.
-Leans over and kisses-

*kisses back*
*hears excited squeals from girls crossing road*
*laughs*
*grins*
See, he really does love you. How many men would be willing to take their partners name?
You know the new kids in school would get so confused.
Two Mr. Haners?
That's going to be fun.

-Grins-
If they can't handle it then that's their problem.
Health would be interesting if we taught it together again.
Speaking of which, we really should go into work at some point, you know, we need to earn money.
-Laughs-
-Kisses Brian again before going back to wheel-
-Starts driving again at green light-
-Winks at girls on side of road-
-Heads to doctors-
Almost there.
-Smiles-

Haha.
Well they're expecting us both in tomorrow, so y'know, guess we should go in then.
I'm allowed to be off though, I'm pregnant.
*smiles smugly*
I'm still waiting for my extra paycheck for covering your health classes, I think I did pretty well.
*laughs*
I'll gladly do those with you again.
*smiles*
*sighs*
I hate doctors surgeries. I always feel like I'm going to get sick when I'm sat in the waiting rooms.

-Smiles-
Well, I am gonna be with you in the doctors, so I'll save you...
-Laughs-
And yeah, tomorrow.
-Grins-
Should certainly be interesting...
And you definitely did do very well Brian.
But you weren't doing it for cash, remember? Just... I don't know, why did you do it anyway? To prevent you falling asleep in class?
-Shrugs-
-Pulls into doctors car park-
-Smiles-
We're here.
-Laughs and parks car-

Partly to stop me falling asleep, partly to torture the students, partly to perve over Zacky, mainly to watch you squirm at questions about straight sex.
*laughs*
Good, you can just do your M. Shadows glare. Germs wouldn't dare come near me then. That said, neither would the doctors which would have made this whole journey pointless.
*opens door*
*climbs out*
*closes door*
*kisses car roof*
I love you, sexy car.
*laughs*
Getting your other car clamped was the best thing you ever did.

-Glares-
I loved that car.
-Smiles and takes hand-
-Squeezes slightly-
-Walks into doctors-
But this year Zacky won't be there, I won't be squirming so much cos I know a bit more, plus you'll be pregnant so you won't be as torture- like.
-Laughs-
Sure you'd wanna come?
Ha, I suppose it would be funny though. If the teachers let us be in the same room as eachother this time. Haha.
-Walks up to reception-
Mr Haner...

-Smiles-
The doctor will be with you shortly. Please take a seat...

-Smiles at and sits down on chair-
See, this isn't too bad, is it?
-Helps Brian onto chair-
-Sees family with baby-
-Grins-
Awww...

I may be pregnant but I'd still torture your students.
I'm pretty sure the Madden twins have been held back.
*smiles*
That's going to be fuuuuuun.
*covers mouth with hoodie sleeve*
*moves hand away slightly*
Oh no, there's no gross bugs and shit in here.
*watches baby shaking toy rattle and squealing happily*
*watches as parents coo*
*smiles behind sleeve*
*rests head on Matt's shoulder*
That's gonna be us soon.

-Smiles-
Well, have fun with that. Haha.
-Looks at family-
I know!!!!
-Giggles-
-Closes eyes-
Dammit, babies make me do that.
Haha.
-Sighs-
It's going to be so amazing when the baby gets here...
-Stares into space-
We are gonna be the best parents ever. This baby'll be so fucking lucky to have you as it's daddy.
-Pats shoulder-
And me as it's other.
-Grins-

*bats arm*
Don't swear in front of the kid.
*smiles*
But yeah, you're right.
But I don't want him or her to be too spoilt or bratty. You remember what those girls were like at school, the ones who were all over you, trying to pull you away from me in case you caught 'the gay'.
*laughs*
I want our kid to be lovely and sweet and kind and... I want our kid to be like us.

-Smiles-
It's our freaking kid Brian. Of course it's gonna be like us.
And like our kid could ever be homophobic.
-Grins-
Our kid will be lovely and sweet, I know it will be. We will bring it up to be like that. And respect other people and to love and care for other people.
-Drifts off thinking of kid-

Mr Haner, the doctor is ready for you...

-Smiles and comes out of daydream-
-Gets up from chair and helps Brian up-
-Holds onto hand-
Come on then...
-Follows nurse-
-Waves goodbye to baby-
-Smiles-

*smiles at baby waving at Matt*
I think you've made a new friend there Matty.
*chuckles*
And to think you didn't want kids.
*follows after*
*squeezes hand*
Everything's going to be okay, the doctor's going to help, you'll be fine...
*takes deep breath*
I really don't like these places.
*laughs weakly*
God, I'm such a fucking pansy.

-Smiles and grips hold of hand-
I'm here with you Brian, don't worry...
-Walks into doctors room with Brian-
-Helps Brian down onto patient's chair-
-Pulls other chair that's on other side of the room up next to Brian's chair-
Think I'm sitting far away from him? Fuck that, I'm sitting next to him...
-Smiles at doctor-
Thanks for seeing us so soon Doctor.
-Turns to Brian-
Do you wanna tell him what's wrong? I mean, I don't even really understand it...
-Sees doctor look at the holding of hands looking a little disgusted-
No way. Not a homophobic doctor. Please say he is just worried about germs or something...

*smiles*
Yeah, um...
*sighs*
I'm pregnant at the moment and I've been feeling really, really depressed. I used to be like, really fit and everything and since getting pregnant I've obviously got kinda fat and the breasts and...
I've been feeling really self-conscious and... *squeezes Matt's hand* really unlike me. It's affecting everything. I'm off sex which isn't like me, we used to be at it all the time.
*smiles*
I... was just wondering if there was anything you could do about it. Like counselling or something?

{{*Grumbles* Do I hafta do the doctor? }}

-Smiles and squeezes hand-
I hate seeing him like this. I really want him to be okay, and back to his old self. Is there anything you can prescribe or any advice, or yeah, counselling...

-Listens-
Mr Haner, by the sounds of what you are describing, it is perfectly normal to feel like this for pregnancies...
And yes, there are many things you can do.
-Looks from Matt to Brian-
You can go in for counselling, which could work, but I have found that most patients get on better with Hyperoxine Mentidol. It's an antidepressant drug that will ensure you to not to be so uncomfortable with your body and all that you are describing. Plus it won't harm you or the baby.
So if you want to take the drugs then I can write you up a prescription, if not then I can book you in for councelling.
-Smiles at-
It's up to you.

-Looks at Brian-
-Squeezes hand-
What do you think?

((Hey you know in the vid to This Aint A Scene, when they do the STD guitar on coffin thing? And earlier they are in the hotel room, is that supposed to be Bat Country making fun of? Cos in the A7X commentaries they mention that and me and Emma knew FOB made fun of STD or whatever, but we only thought that, but not the part in the hotel room with the girls and shit and Bat Country. They are, right? Me and Emma are just stupid and didn't notice it, right? Or not? LOL. Haha we're good...))

Um, I don't really want to be drugged up throughout the whole thing but I'm thinking that might be the best bet. I mean, if it's going to help me feel more comfortable. I've got you and Zacky at home to talk to and I'm sure there are Father/Baby groups around here somewhere.
*smiles*
So I think the drugs would probably be best.
*turns to doctor*
It's not going to hurt my baby, right?

No, Mr. Haner. This drug is specially created for the pregnant male, it should have no lasting side-effects whatsoever. There may be nausea and drowsiness for the first few days, but nothing past that.

*smiles*
Okay, I'll go with that I think.
*looks to Matt*
You don't me being drugged up, right? I mean, you saw me through college like that.
*laughs*

[[Sorry I'm taking a while to reply. On the phone.]]

Matty wrote:

((Hey you know in the vid to This Aint A Scene, when they do the STD guitar on coffin thing? And earlier they are in the hotel room, is that supposed to be Bat Country making fun of? Cos in the A7X commentaries they mention that and me and Emma knew FOB made fun of STD or whatever, but we only thought that, but not the part in the hotel room with the girls and shit and Bat Country. They are, right? Me and Emma are just stupid and didn't notice it, right? Or not? LOL. Haha we're good...))

[[I think they're just basically taking the piss out of A7X in general. Bastards. LoL.]]

-Smiles-
I think that would be the best idea.
I don't mind so long as you are happier, not completely out of your head or anything, and it won't hurt you or the baby.
-Nods-
Go for it.
-Smiles at doctor-
Thankyou.

No problem.
-Goes to computer and makes prescription-
-Prints off and hands to Matt-
Take that to the pharmacy. You'll be able to get it now I think.
-Smiles-

Thank you doctor.
My fucking life saver...
Uhh...
-Looks at Brian-
Was there anything else?

((LOL how can they do that though? It's strange they picked A7X, I mean, not Panic or MCR or one of their-type band kinda thing. Most FOB fans would have no idea who A7X were anyway... something personal?
Hmm... I wonder what that could be? Syn refused to sleep with Pete? LOL.))

I think I've about covered it with the "I'm depressed and off-sex and paranoid that my partner's going to leave me".
*smiles*
*squeezes hand*
*turns to doctor*
Thank you.
*smiles*

*smiles*
My pleasure.
If you have any other problems, don't hesitate to call.
*pulls up records on computer*
Hm, looks like you're due your first ultrasound appointment.
I can book one for you while you're here.

Ultrasound? You mean, we'll get to see our baby?
*grins at Matt*
*tries to regain composure*
Um... yeah, please.

Matty wrote:

((LOL how can they do that though? It's strange they picked A7X, I mean, not Panic or MCR or one of their-type band kinda thing. Most FOB fans would have no idea who A7X were anyway... something personal?
Hmm... I wonder what that could be? Syn refused to sleep with Pete? LOL.))

[[Haha, Syn's too sexy for Pete's cock.
They're probably just jealous that A7X have talent.]]

-Smiles widely-
-Faces lights up-
Oh yes please!!!
-Nods-
As soon as we can please!
-Looks at Brian and beams-
Book! Book! Book!!

-Grins-
-Goes to computer and books-

-Holds onto Brian's hand to stop self jumping in air-
-Laughs-
And okay, I think that's all...
Now let's get the fuck out of here so I can go to the pharmacy and buy these god damn drugs...
Are you done booking? When will the ultrasound be?!