RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

-Sniffles into Brian's arm-
Needles. Scare. Me. Okay?
-Sobs-
-Grins-

Awww, Zee.
I cried when I got my nose pierced but meh, I'm a pansy.
*laughs*
*pokes Matt*
I'm not afraid to admit it!
That said, I didn't cry when I got any of my tattoos either. I...
*smirks*
I got a boner during the first one.
*blushes*
The guy who was doing it was hot and he kept brushing against my leg while he was doing it. I wasn't even focusing on the pain, just him.
*laughs*
Needless to say after the hasty hand-job he gave me, I never went back to him.

You should have been there when he got his lip pierced.
The guy clamped his lip and picked up the needle.
Matt here's squealing like a chick.
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! THAT'S HUGE! WHAT ARE YOU... OH MY GOD!!!"
Of course this is all with his lip clamped so you can imagine how it sounded.
I had to sit on him to calm him down.

-Lifts head up and cracks up-
I remember hearing about that.
-Shakes head-
-Laughs-
My tattoos weren't exactly exciting to get done. The only thing I remember doing was looking at Brian the whole time. That made it much better.
-Smiles-
Well, whatever.
-Sighs-
-Looks at clock-
Few more hours until interview...
-Turns back to Brian and Zacky-
-Smiles-

Meh, I sort of like the pain.
-laughs-
A hard on?
Never had you for someone that liked pain, Brian.
Well, you need me to give you a tattoo then, then you can relive your teenage years.
-laughs-

Brian wrote:

You should have been there when he got his lip pierced.
The guy clamped his lip and picked up the needle.
Matt here's squealing like a chick.
"WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! THAT'S HUGE! WHAT ARE YOU... OH MY GOD!!!"
Of course this is all with his lip clamped so you can imagine how it sounded.
I had to sit on him to calm him down.

-Glares at-
I'd prefer if you didn't spill out all my pansy-secrets. I want Zacky to think I am this thick skinned, big, buff man.
-Laughs-
Not a pansy who cries at a little pain and screams when a needle is coming towards him.
-Hits arm softly-

-Looks at Zacky-
You can give me one if you want.
I want a big 'BRIAN' somewhere on my body.
-Looks at-
No seriously, I do. Across my heart or something.
-Laughs-
Seriously.

Matty wrote:

-Looks at Zacky-
You can give me one if you want.
I want a big 'BRIAN' somewhere on my body.
-Looks at-
No seriously, I do. Across my heart or something.
-Laughs-
Seriously.

For real?
You'd be my first client if you did want that done.
And designing it would give me something to do when I'm on reception.

Yeah I do Zacky!
I'd want you to do it.
No one takes me seriously when I say I do.
And then they tell me how I shouldn't get a lover's name on my body.
Thinking I'll break up with them soon or something.
-Looks at Brian-
But I don't think we're going to break up any time soon.
So I wanna part of you on my body.
-Smiles-

A little pain can sometimes be a good thing.
*winks*
In the right kind of setting.
*smirks*
*laughs thinking back on Matt's piercing*
You know I reckon that piercing turned you gay.
You laid on your stomach screaming, me sat on your ass, laughing and some heavily pierced, heavily tattooed guy shove a needle through your face.
*chuckles*

I would have loved to see a squealing Matt.
You didn't tape it then?
-laughs-
Trust me Matt. I don't think you are a big, buff guy.
I have seen you squeal in happiness a lot this past month.
-laughs-
Thats enough for anyone to doubt.

And for real?
Oh man.
Let me get my pad and you can tell me exactly what you want.
-jumps up excitedly from couch-

*grins at Matt*
You'd do that for me?
*bites lip*
Fuck, I'm gonna cry.
*laughs*
That's... amazing, that's so sweet...

-Cracks up-
No way Brian! YOU turned me gay, remember!
-Pokes-
And my mother will never let you forget it.
-Laughs-
And pft, when did I ever cause you pain while doing that?
-Thinks-
Well, you did make me cry from pain that one time when you topped me, you know, the first time we did it, when you were still going out with Zacky...
-Pauses-
-Looks at Zacky-
He knew that, right? Oh please god say he did...

Yes, but I was the one practically ass-raping you, so it still is my fault.
*laughs*
You've caused me pain fucking me but like I said, in a good way.
*smirks*
*realizes what Matt's just said*
*stares*
Uh...

Brian wrote:

*grins at Matt*
You'd do that for me?
*bites lip*
Fuck, I'm gonna cry.
*laughs*
That's... amazing, that's so sweet...

Yeah of course I will Brian.
I love you.
I want you on my body forever....
-Smirks-
I suppose we are literally getting that way...
But you know what I mean.
-Smiles-
I want your name on my body.
And I don't care about the pain.
-Looks at Zacky-
Plus I want my best friend to do it.
-Smiles again-

((IS NOW FULLY CHANGED WITH NOTEBOOK.))
-looks up at Matt and Brian-
-narrows eyes at-
Did he just say what I think he said?
Huh?...

-Widens eyes-
-Mutters-
Fuck I thought...
-Shakes head-
Uh, it doesn't matter now...
-Bites lip and looks at Zacky-
Uh, designs? You can completely design it if you want. I know how great your art is.
-Smiles weakly-
Please say he doesn't care about it. It's in the past anyway...

*smiles*
I don't actually know what to say.
*kisses*
I think that about sums it all up.

-Smiles-
-Kisses back-
It did Brian.
And when our baby is born... I shall have that too...
-Bites lip-
You know, the people that mean the most to me on my body...
It makes sense, you know?
-Smiles-

What?...
-looks at confused-
What's going on?
Did he really do that while he was dating me?
Maybe he got bored with me, of waiting for me.
-bites lip-
Erm, design...
-looks back at pad-

Perfect sense.
*grins*
You should wait until our kids older, then it can laugh at you and the needle fear.
*holds hands up in defense*
Sorry, sorry, couldn't resist.
You know me, always ruin a romantic moment.

*clears throat*
*mumbles nervously*
Designs, yeah.
Well, the writing or something is going to have to be purple.
Obviously.

-Glares at Brian-
-Hits again-
Well, maybe our kid will get my pansy-ishness.
-Nods-
Then he'll just run away screaming and it will take the heat off me.
-Grins-
-Looks at Zacky-
Uhh... Well...
-Bites lip and looks at Brian-

-Grins-
Uh huh, definitely purple.
And Brian's name...
-Looks at Brian-
Or should it be Synyster?
Hmm...
-Looks at Zacky-
Well, you're the artiste, it is all up to you.
-Smiles-

Are they just gonna ignore this? Like Matt never said anything.
-sighs-
Look, what the helll....nevermind.
-goes back to drawing-
-mumbles-
Purple. Gotcha.