RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[ZACKY?! I KNEW YOU WERE LOOKING ELSEWHERE!
*huffs*
I'LL JUST GO SHACK UP WITH... uh... DAMNIT THERE IS NO-ONE ELSE HOT IN OUR BAND!
*huffs again*]]

((When you grow and ass as hot as Zacky's then maybe you'd realise his appeal and I would stay with you.

And yeah, why don't you go fuck Jimmy and snap him in half while doing so? Haha.))

[[Are you kidding? I'd have to spell out 'fuck me' in crack across my body before he'd come anywhere near me. And who knows what kind of yucky diseases he's carrying. No, there's nothing else for it. I'm going to fuck Spider-Pig.]]

-Smiles and helps-
Don't worry Brian...
I mean, in a few more months you'll be back to your normal self, this isn't perminant.
-Grins-
Not that I hate the way you look now.
-Smiles-
It gets me excited. Cos I know it's not gonna be long until the baby comes.
And we'll be daddies.
-Looks at time-
We should leave like, now.
-Bites lip-

((Are we gonna have the actual appointment and the talking and stuff or skip it and have them just return back?))

Brian wrote:

[[Are you kidding? I'd have to spell out 'fuck me' in crack across my body before he'd come anywhere near me. And who knows what kind of yucky diseases he's carrying. No, there's nothing else for it. I'm going to fuck Spider-Pig.]]

(( Have fun with that!!! Don't forget, you should kiss it to break the tension. Kissing it turns it on. Zacky has already tried.
And so Zacky has a hot ass, doesn't stop me thinking your ass is hot too Who's hotter anyway? Me or the Spider Pig?

{This totally reminds me of Matt Sunk My Battleship. So completely strange and random. Our RPing defo has gotten better } ))

((Kay Syn, you need to help me and Lily put our minds at rest.
We think that the girls are hotter in HP then the boys.
Like Tonks and Bellatrix and stuff.
Cos the guys are just ugly.
None of the guys are hot. AT ALL.
We think Snape has a smexy voice, but that's it.
But some of the girls are OK.
Are we just weird?))

Thanks.
I feel like I'm five again, you helping me with my shoes.
*shakes head*
Yeah, I know it's not forever, I hope I can get back into Brian-shape.
Coz Brianna shape is no fun.
*pokes moob*
*shudders*
Why do they have to be so sensitive?
*huffs*
Yeah, we really need to go.
I'll try not to cry on you.
*smiles weakly*
Again.

[[I dunno, don't really know if I can be fucked playing two characters but at the same time it might be interesting to do. S'up to you.]]

((We could ask Chloe to be one of her many characters to be the Doctor. LOL Corey Taylor! LOLSOMUCH.))

-Grins-
It's okay...
I love you remember, you can treat me like shit and I won't love you less.
-Helps up-
-Gets up too-
I don't know... we'll just see what the doctor says.
-Shrugs-
I don't know much about pregnancy. Haha. Even though I am a Health teacher and it's what I teach. Haha.
-Laughs-
-Smiles at-
-Kisses-
-Holds onto hand-
We ready to go?

Matty wrote:

Brian wrote:

[[Are you kidding? I'd have to spell out 'fuck me' in crack across my body before he'd come anywhere near me. And who knows what kind of yucky diseases he's carrying. No, there's nothing else for it. I'm going to fuck Spider-Pig.]]

(( Have fun with that!!! Don't forget, you should kiss it to break the tension. Kissing it turns it on. Zacky has already tried.
And so Zacky has a hot ass, doesn't stop me thinking your ass is hot too Who's hotter anyway? Me or the Spider Pig?

{This totally reminds me of Matt Sunk My Battleship. So completely strange and random. Our RPing defo has gotten better } ))

[[Definitely Spider-Pig. He has a sexier voice. We'll get married and have Brianlets.]]

((HOW CAN A SPIDER PIG HAVE A SEXIER VOICE THAN ME?!?! HE GRUNTS AND SNORTS AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!!))

[[Doctor Taylor? Interesting. I see him just swearing all the time and getting pissed off at having to be nice to little old ladies.]]

How did you actually pass health? I mean, I seem to remember us spending most of our time in college either drunk, high or having sex. Did you just bribe the teacher or something?
*laughs*
Actually, no, I don't think I want to know.
*grabs hoodie*
*pulls over*
Now it all just looks like layers and not baby.
I'm gonna die from the heat but it's worth it to feel less self-conscious.
I'm about as ready as I'll ever be.
*checks self in mirror*
*grabs sunglasses*
*puts on*
Okay, really, I'm ready now.

Matty wrote:

((HOW CAN A SPIDER PIG HAVE A SEXIER VOICE THAN ME?!?! HE GRUNTS AND SNORTS AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!!))

[[Nothing turns me on more than a good grunting...
Mmmmmmm.
]]

((I'm back. And I feel like crap, I didn't eat my lunch.))

-Smiles-
-Holds onto hand-
Let's go then.
-Walks out of room and down the stairs-
-Calls-
Zacky, we're just going to the doctors, okay? We'll be back soon...
-Walks to front door-
-Looks at Brian-
And actually Brian, I do know some things about Health. I am a good teacher.
-Laughs-
Okay maybe not. I did flirt with the professor in college, and... other things. That might have helped.
-Laughs again-

Brian wrote:

Matty wrote:

((HOW CAN A SPIDER PIG HAVE A SEXIER VOICE THAN ME?!?! HE GRUNTS AND SNORTS AND THAT'S ABOUT IT!!))

[[Nothing turns me on more than a good grunting...
Mmmmmmm.
]]

((I have an image of Synyster Gates fucking a pig now.
It's not nice.
I told you I don't like Synacky.
LOL.))

Zacky wrote:

((I'm back. And I feel like crap, I didn't eat my lunch.))

((Awww what's wrong?
What was wrong with the food?!))

Matty wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((I'm back. And I feel like crap, I didn't eat my lunch.))

((Awww what's wrong?
What was wrong with the food?!))

((I feel sick and yuck. I didn't want to eat it. ))

Zacky wrote:

((I'm back. And I feel like crap, I didn't eat my lunch.))

[[Awwww. :(]]

Ok.
-narrows eyes-
The doctors? I'm the one with the busted face and bruised back.
-sighs-
-looks down at bath water-
I better get out before I start to look like a prune.
-pulls plug out and climbs out of bath-
-wraps towel around-
-walks over to bathroom and into own room-

Matt, your professor was like 60!!!
How in the name of...
*shudders*
I've lost all respect for you now.
*giggles*
Euw.
I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Brian wrote:

Matt, your professor was like 60!!!
How in the name of...
*shudders*
I've lost all respect for you now.
*giggles*
Euw.
I'm gonna have nightmares now.

Pft, not HIM. The examiner!!
-Cracks up-
Do you really think I'd do anything with a 60 year old?
-Grins and opens door and heads to car-
-Opens passenger door for Brian-

Oh thank God.
Yeah, he was hot.
*laughs*
Except for that weird fetish about feet...
*shudders*
Um... I've said too much.
Oh, look the car.
*climbs in*
*fiddles with hands in lap*

((I think I might just leave and go and watch TV with my mum. I really don't feel like RP'ing today. Sorry. Bye. x. Might come back later.))

((Aww I ish sorry Chloeh. Do you wanna RP?))

I am not even gonna ask.
-Smiles and gets into car-
-Sits behind wheel-
-Fastens seatbelt and starts-
-Reverses out and begins driving to hospital-
Hey Brian, you know what I was just wondering...
-Drives and looks at road-
When we get married... which name will be both take?

((Aww okay then! Get better soooon ))

[[Awww, okies. Feel better sooooon! ]]

Um, I don't know.
I've never really thought about it, heh.
I suppose maybe, we could have a double barrelled name? Like, Haner-Sanders or Sanders-Haner.
But then we'd probably argue over who's name went first.
*laughs*
I'm happy with any name, as long as it shows the world I'm with you.
*smiles at*