RP:// Zacky Haner. Mr Haner 4 Zacky Baker. I love Mr Haner..

((What is it with all the Synacky death fics? They are making me weep. Jo says she has 48 bites on her body from some mysterious bug that doesn't like Chloe which is in her room. Chloe feels bad that her room caused Jo so much pain. ))

[[LoL, had to be really.

I think it was almost 6 weeks or so ago. I dunno. I'll decide after my holiday, can't be arsed doing anything until then anyway. I think I just need decent straighteners, haha.

I dunno what's happening today, heh. Buttseks?]]

[[Deathfics fuck me off... okay, so I've written them but meh, they're too depressing. Newbie fangirls seem to think that no-one's ever written fics to I Won't See You Tonight. Pft, they're so 2002.]]

((I have no straighteners and I do fine, and when my hair was long it was fizzy and wavy and kinky as fuck. Buttsek? Erm... what all day? They would get tired. And, if you haven't guessed, Jo is now up and dressed. Oh........I got nothing. LOL. You wanna start then the RPee? <- Zackeh!!))

[[My dad has white boy afro hair and my mum has wavy hair, mix the two together and mine goes insane. Seriously, I straighten my hair and only have to look at humid air and it explodes.]]

Next Day.

*jerks up suddenly in bed*
*pants*
Fuck, fuck, fuck...
*turns head*
*sees empty bed*
[[Matt's fucked off for some reason, I dunno.]]
Matty?
*looks at clock*
*climbs out of bed*
*walks downstairs*
Anyone here?

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[Oh I fucking dreamt about Mattacky last night. Matt was a merman and Zacky was a human and the had buttseks under a waterfall in a hidden cove type thing. Kinda like the ones you see in shampoo adverts. It was weird.]]

Zacky wrote:

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[You're. Off. Your. Mash.]]

((LOL SO MUCH! Nice dream. I dreamt about mermaids too. Spooky.))

-tidies up living room-
-hears Brian's calls-
I'm in here Brian. Matt went out food shopping.
-continues tiding-

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[You're. Off. Your. Mash.]]

((NO!!! We just don't get enough... MEGGGGAA!LOLZZ!!!))

*walks into living room*
*watches tidying*
You really are a neat freak, aren't you?
Can we hire you as a cleaner?
*laughs*
*pushes own hair from face*

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[You're. Off. Your. Mash.]]

((NO!!! We just don't get enough... MEGGGGAA!LOLZZ!!!))

[[Haha. Neither do I. I was actually going to go to our local music festival and try to pull last night but I didn't. So I sat at home whining about how it was a Saturday night and I wasn't drunk. I was upset.]]

((This has just gotta be done. ))

If you give me better pay than Purple Storm, I may consider it...
-laughs and looks up at Brian-
-smiles at-
-looks down at Brian's chest-
He looks a little bulkier than usual up there... Maybe he's getting his feeding breasts in.
Brian, you ok? How do they feel?
Y'know.
-motions cupping boobs on own chest-

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[You're. Off. Your. Mash.]]

((NO!!! We just don't get enough... MEGGGGAA!LOLZZ!!!))

[[Haha. Neither do I. I was actually going to go to our local music festival and try to pull last night but I didn't. So I sat at home whining about how it was a Saturday night and I wasn't drunk. I was upset.]]

((Whining? Don't be a sceneo kid. They are scary and...have bad fashion sense and they like BAD MUSIC which hurts to ears of my cat.))

Payment? Meh, fuck it. I could offer you a maids outfit, that's about it.
*cocks eyebrow*
How do they...
*looks down*
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I HAVE TITS!!!

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

Brian wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((These last two nights have being eventful. LOL. We RPee'd in real life with names from a hat. My Jimmy pwns, as did Jo's Pete Wentz. LOL @ the almost fight between Brian and Pete, and Zacky always crying. LOL, thinking he was being romantic by throwing condoms at Frank Iero. And Matt, being able to weasel his way out of everything! And my Brian Haner was brilliant. And I made out with a pillow! LOL. T'was fun. And last night...me and Jo managed to both fit into a size 16 skirt!!! We managed to walk around a bit as well before collasping on the bed in a mess. Oh and Zacky and Matt fight. LOLAGE!!! It wore us out, we went to sleep at like...half 1. LOL. Anyways. ))

[[You're. Off. Your. Mash.]]

((NO!!! We just don't get enough... MEGGGGAA!LOLZZ!!!))

[[Haha. Neither do I. I was actually going to go to our local music festival and try to pull last night but I didn't. So I sat at home whining about how it was a Saturday night and I wasn't drunk. I was upset.]]

((Whining? Don't be a sceneo kid. They are scary and...have bad fashion sense and they like BAD MUSIC which hurts to ears of my cat.))

[[Can I be forgiven for doing it if I was sat playing Metallica/A7X on my guitar while cursing Pete Wentz's name? Which reminds me, I have a guitar video and a random Syn/Matt story to upload onto YouTube.]]

Maid outfit, erm...
Didn't you know that you were gonna get them?
-looks at Brian's terrified expression-
Don't worry.
-walks over to-
They'll go a few months after baby's born.
And they arne't gonna get any bigger.
-smiles at-
If you haven't guessed, I've researched this.

Brian wrote:

[[Can I be forgiven for doing it if I was sat playing Metallica/A7X on my guitar while cursing Pete Wentz's name? Which reminds me, I have a guitar video and a random Syn/Matt story to upload onto YouTube.]]

((How can you upload a Bratt onto youtube. Unless... where did you go and what did you do yesterday?!?!??!?))

[[Reasons why Video DJ on my phone is the greatest thing ever.

The Tale Of Syn And Matt]]

I knew but I just... didn't expect them so early and so... boob-like.
*shudders*
As if I don't feel unattractive enough.
I'm glad someone researched this, I've just been complaining on Father/Baby chatrooms.
This whole pregnancy's making me emo.

Aww.
-hugs Brian-
Don't worry about it, it'll all be worth it in the end.
You'll have a beautiful baby girl or boy.
-smiles up at-
So, how are you feeling, besides unattractive, which you are not by the way.
I mean look at you, you're glowing.
-smiles widely-

((Wil Francis. With pink nail polish. Pink shirt. With flowers on it. Pearls. And writing a song about coming out. How can he be straight?!))

[[He's in love with my mate, Alicia, so he's bi.
No, really.]]

I don't feel glowing.
But thanks anyway.
*smiles*
I'm feeling better than I did, no constant puking which is great.
*balls fists*
However I would kill for a smoke and a drink.
But I'm behaving for my baby.
*scowls down at stomach*
*puts on baby voice*
I hope you appreciate what you're doing to me.

[[And my latest guitar efforts: Yay!]]

I'm hoping that Matt has talked to him about yesterday. He seems happy though so he probably hasn't. Damn him.
-smiles at-
Only a few months left, and just think of how much you can boss Matt around.
-laughs-
And I love that you're being so good and healthy for the baby.
It shows growth in you.
-smiles and rubs Brian's bump-
-says in baby voice-
Hello baby. I'm your uncle Zacky. I'm gonna spoil you rotten when I get all rich and famous.
-laughs-

Brian wrote:

[[And my latest guitar efforts: Yay!]]

((Yay! Well done!!! -hugs- Jo is upset now, cos she can't play like that. Haha. And she is attacking my cat.))

Pft, I boss him around anyway.
But now I have an excuse.
*grins*
I hate being this healthy.
*scowls*
Y'think I can get them to give me crack instead of gas and air in the delivery room?
I mean, the baby would be practically out by then, I can't really hurt it anymore.
*laughs*
Oh yeah, spoil it, then it'll throw hissy fits whenever we're in stores and won't buy it something.
"Uncle Zacky woooooould."