RP:]] The Best Little Whorehouse in Orange County! XD

((Chloe says that Chloe has big tits. :affraid: ))

(Syn, you calling us tonight? DO IT!)

-Heads into kitchen for food-
Hello?! Anyone here?!
-Mumbles-
I'm so alooooooone...
-Laughs to self-

[[I don't approve of art. Ever since my art teacher in school said that this boys picture looked like me - despite the fact the boy hated me so much that he decided to draw a guy instead.

Spoiler:

That be my attempts, haha.

I really want donuts now... *hunts*]]

Hmmm, leather trousers, horny Matt... I wonder...
*arranges self seductively over sofa*
*squeaks at every move*
Well that failed...
*gets comfy*
I'm in here, Matt!

[[Yeah, I'll call you. Can't call mobiles though, my parents poke me with sharp things.]]

Syn wrote:

[[I don't approve of art. Ever since my art teacher in school said that this boys picture looked like me - despite the fact the boy hated me so much that he decided to draw a guy instead.

Spoiler:

That be my attempts, haha.

I really want donuts now... *hunts*]]

(((Wow ye draw that? That is good! You should see my attempts! Whatever I draw look like bushes. I blame it on the fact I am left handed. I blame everything on that.
ART SUCKS!
-Hides from Chloe-)))

Zacky wrote:

Gerard wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[Curves pwn all! I'd rather eat what I want and have a little extra baggage than have to watch every single calorie that goes into my mouth. And fuck exercise. The only part of my body which gets any exercise are my fingers, what with typing, writing and guitar playing. I may be able to fit three skinny women in my jeans but you can't beat my fingers for muscle tone, haha.]]

((HECK YEAH! Lol! -looks at fingers- Huh...

2500 calorie limit days seems so much but so little..
-wants powdered donuts-))

(( I can't comment. I am thin. But fuck knows I like my food! You should have seen me in the queue for the food. IT WAS FREE! I was just like WOW! FOOOOOD! Very loud. Hahaha. -Drinks coke-
-Points to coke-
This is what makes me who I am. ))

((I'm not skinny but I like food too! I can try ANYTHING and end up loving it. Like...CALAMARI! I love calamari...but I dont like the looks of it when it's in...squid..form Lol. Cut it, Cook it, Cover it with white wine sauce noodles and I'm good to go.

I think I should stop talking about food and weight...hehe))

Syn wrote:: Hmmm, leather trousers, horny Matt... I wonder...
*arranges self seductively over sofa*
*squeaks at every move*
Well that failed...
*gets comfy*
I'm in here, Matt!

[[Yeah, I'll call you. Can't call mobiles though, my parents poke me with sharp things.]]

((Home is fine... after all, we are alone in the house. LOL. Just say when and we'll give number over PM's or something))

-Grins-
Wooo I am not alone!
-Walks into frontroom and see's Syn-
Hey :)
-Jumps on sofa next to-
I am SO glad to see you.
-Kisses cheek and gets comfy-
You alright?

[[I drew it in an attempt to keep food down a few weeks back. I felt like shit, figured gay porn would help. It looks more like Steve the Bodyguard from Jerry Springer and David Bowie than Syn and Matt. Haha.

God I'm hungry now... we have no good food. Except ice-cream but I've already eaten a shit-ton today.]]

[[Cool, I'll get the number just before I come off. :D]]

Alright?
My cock can't breathe. It's a good thing I'm gay or I'd be killing all my damn children. But noooo, I've got to play the damn sub to some businessman tonight and he demanded I wear leather. So I'm stuck in these *gestures at skintight leather trousers* things.
I'm sweating up a storm.

Zacky wrote:

Syn wrote:: Hmmm, leather trousers, horny Matt... I wonder...
*arranges self seductively over sofa*
*squeaks at every move*
Well that failed...
*gets comfy*
I'm in here, Matt!

[[Yeah, I'll call you. Can't call mobiles though, my parents poke me with sharp things.]]

((Home is fine... after all, we are alone in the house. LOL. Just say when and we'll give number over PM's or something))

-Grins-
Wooo I am not alone!
-Walks into frontroom and see's Syn-
Hey :)
-Jumps on sofa next to-
I am SO glad to see you.
-Kisses cheek and gets comfy-
You alright?

((Haha, afraid I might call too? XDD I'm joking, it will charge me anyways. -shakes head- I don't like being charged O.O That's why I make Brianna call me or Make her wait til after 7pm for me to call her. I would be murdered if i didnt...))

[[Mine are all free as long as I hang up and call back after every hour. Actually mine are all free coz my dad pays, LoL.]]

[[I will hit 3K tonight even if I have to do it by myself!]]

Syn wrote:: [[Cool, I'll get the number just before I come off. :D]]

Alright?
My cock can't breathe. It's a good thing I'm gay or I'd be killing all my damn children. But noooo, I've got to play the damn sub to some businessman tonight and he demanded I wear leather. So I'm stuck in these *gestures at skintight leather trousers* things.
I'm sweating up a storm.

(AWESOME!)

-Grins-
Oh, you gotta job tonight?
-Rests head on shoulder-
-Plays with Syn's hands-
I was thinking that we all could stay in or something, hang out together for once.
But yeah, the money always comes first, I guess.
-Smiles-
And you know Syn, if they're so damn uncomfortable, why dont you just take them off? ;)

*rests head on shoulder*
Well I still got a little while before I have to leave.
I'd cancel because fuck knows, I really don't want to do this tonight but this guy pays through his ass. I mean, I swear down, he actually shits dollar bills.

[[Is it bad that I'm so terrified about this haircut that I'm actually looking for groovy band hats which I can order now and cover it up with? If they fuck it up, I will cry.]]

((Dont worry about it! I got my hair cut short, and I am sure you remember how I was. But its all gonna be okay, and dont forget... HAIR GROWS!))

-Smiles-
It's okay, we kinda need the money.
Plus Bert'll kill us if we cancel any clients to spend time together. He already thinks we are a little too close.
-Snuggles into-
-Looks up at-
We aren't too close are we?

[[It's not the length that's bothering me really. It's the fact that the girl who's cutting my hair had hair which did, I swear down, look like:

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That's not the kind of person I'd normally trust with scissors. I hate trendy salons but I'm desperate.]]

I don't think so.
I mean, yeah, we flirt, we'd probably screw each other if given half the chance. Well I know I would.
But I don't see the point in love, you don't want to fall in love again and Zacky's in love with food, so we're safe. *smiles*
*wraps arms around*

((I've noticed Gerard doesnt have anything to do in this. I'll sit this one out and randomely comment on it :) ))

(Chloe says and it is true, short hair makes you look thinner in the face. Also, when you do have your hair cut really short, you always think "oh fuck" even I wanted it short, but was like that when they did it, but when i first had it short it got better after a few weeks and then you can start experimenting and doing cool things to it which you cant do with longer hair. And headbanging doesnt hurt anymore! LOL!)

[[Also, it'll dry faster so I don't have to go out with wet ponytails anymore. And I'll actually be able to see my guitar or tabs when I'm playing.

Just join innnnnn, we don't miiiiiind.]]

Syn wrote:: [[It's not the length that's bothering me really. It's the fact that the girl who's cutting my hair had hair which did, I swear down, look like:

That's not the kind of person I'd normally trust with scissors. I hate trendy salons but I'm desperate.]]

I don't think so.
I mean, yeah, we flirt, we'd probably screw each other if given half the chance. Well I know I would.
But I don't see the point in love, you don't want to fall in love again and Zacky's in love with food, so we're safe. *smiles*
*wraps arms around*

-Laughs-
Food, huh?
He'll kill you for that.
Well, Bert is a strange one, I guess. Well, that actually goes without saying. But yeah.
And I would too, screw you, I mean, but yeah, let's not go there...
-Grins-

(And btw, dont forget CHLOE cut my hair for the first time and it looked okay i think. So yeah.)

Syn wrote:: [[Also, it'll dry faster so I don't have to go out with wet ponytails anymore. And I'll actually be able to see my guitar or tabs when I'm playing.

Just join innnnnn, we don't miiiiiind.]]

((I dont know what to do! XD))

Syn wrote:: [[Also, it'll dry faster so I don't have to go out with wet ponytails anymore. And I'll actually be able to see my guitar or tabs when I'm playing.

Just join innnnnn, we don't miiiiiind.]]

((Yeah join in! IT'S FUN TO BE A SLUT!
We saw Jimme today and he asked aboot the new RP and we were like WE'RE SLUTS!!!!!!!!! LOL. I think he LOVES the idea. Hahaha

And short hair is good! I was weird at first, as I think you remember, but then its okay.))

Gerard wrote:

Syn wrote:: [[Also, it'll dry faster so I don't have to go out with wet ponytails anymore. And I'll actually be able to see my guitar or tabs when I'm playing.

Just join innnnnn, we don't miiiiiind.]]

((I dont know what to do! XD))

((BE... A....WHORE
Tis pretty easy really.
I dont know why...))

Matt, as much as I'd love to start hitting on you now, a hard-on in these things would be near impossible and/or very painful.
*laughs*
Y'know, I reckon Bert wouldn't mind us all screwing as long as we filmed it, or as long as he was involved. And anyway, why would he have to know? What we do on our off-time is our choice and technically, it's practice.

[[I love playing Syn as a whore. I dunno why. Maybe it's because I'd have a chance if I paid, LoL!]]