RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[I'm gonna wash my hair.
BRB.]]

[[Much better.
And I worry sometimes about the weird ideas that fall into my head while I'm upside down over a bath.
Brian breaks his hand, needs Matt to help him wash his hair.
Brian getting slightly turned on by the whole thing while Matt's taking the piss out of all the random products he puts in.
I dunno, needs some tweaking.
I feel the need to write comedy after this Halloween fic.]]

-smiles at Brian and the new kid-
It's all part of the service.
-laughs softly-
-rubs kid's shoulder and gets up from floor-
Well, after all the excitment, I think I'm in need of some food.
I'll go and make something hot for you, ok kid?
-smiles at both and starts to walk away-

((Hah!
Yeah, do it.
Even though I'm thinking of an idea of Zacky needing his hair dyed so he gets Brian to do it. Thats my 2 cents. XD.))

-watches as guy walks away-
Thanks.
But you relaly don't have to.
-smiles and turns back to guy with the long hair-
Erm... no, just some stuff. About the place I live and go to school.
-shrugs-
No big deal really.
-smiles-
My name, oh, I'm David, David Desrosiers.
What about you?
-hugs self closer to blanket-

I'm Synyster Gates and that guy was Jacoby Shaddix.
And this...
*holds arms out*
... is The Deathbat.
Home to the biggest band of misfits you're ever likely to meet.
We should get you inside, out of those wet clothes.
*smirks to self*

[[Haha, nice!
I just wanna write something involving Brian's hair before I explode.
I perve over it so often, I figure it's about time I do something with it.]]

Synyster?
Nice.
-smiles-
My brother had an alter ego as well, but only because he hated his name.
-smiles remembering-
-shakes head-
Sorry. Rambling.
-looks around-
Erm... yeah. Even though I am really only in... shorts.
-looks down at lack of clothes-
-blushes and covers self with the blanket-
-smiles meekly and starts to stand up-
Thanks for all this, by the way.

((Sounds like a plan.
I really should do something creative based, but I am fresh out of ideas. Grrrrr.))

Don't worry about it.
Couldn't just leave you there.
I'd miss out on a lovely view.
*helps David up*
I'm sure I've got something to fit you downstairs.
You're about the same size as the cabin boy.
I'm sure he won't mind.
And if he does, I'll sort him out...
*helps David down below deck*

[[I find the A7X album to be very inspiring.
I already have plans to work around Scream, Brompton Cocktail and A Little Piece Of Heaven in the future.]]

Ok. Thanks again though.
It's nice to know someone will have my back.
-smiles up at Synyster-
So, the cabin boy, huh?
How old is he?
-pauses-
So, you looking for anyone else to add to your crew?
-plays with fingernails-
Since I'm not in any hurry to get home.


((Well, you know about my plans for Scream in art and such. But I have nothing else. Hah. Oh man, I'm gonna fail so badly. . ))

((Mmmmm...hah!
Shadows ain't got shit on The Hott Baguette...

Spoiler:

...))

I've... never actually asked him.
Heh.
I should probably do that sometime.
*smiles*
Really?
Well, aren't you a little young to be leaving home?

[[I'm sure you won't.
Ideas will come to you, I'm sure of it.

I think this might be tonights clip.]]

I'm... erm... fifteen.
But, seriously, that's like so...
-calms self down-
...from my city, being fifteen and not working means you have failed already.
I can work, just no one would hire me because of my... beliefs.
-shakes head-
Look. I'll just go now, I don't think you'd want someone like me on your ship anyway.
-turns to head back up to the top deck-

((I hope so.
Otherwise I shall stab my brain with the rusty spoon I so wrongfully killed lovelickhump with.

Ohhh...))

*grabs David's shoulders, turns back towards cabin*
No, you won't.
Trust me, I've heard it all.
This ship is about as liberal as you're likely to get.
*pushes door open to cabin*
I'm sure we can find something for you to do here.

-sighs-
Well, if you insist. I mean, I didn't really plan on swimming back to the shore just yet.
-laughs to self-
-walks into cabin behind Synyster-
Wow. These are really nice.
Much better than my room back at the apartment.
-smiles-

((Ohhhh Zacky speaks.
Haha. That's all I wanted.
I'm happy now.))

I should hope not.
Don't want Coby to have to get all wet...
*drifts off*
*clears throat*
Again.
Um, okay, just perch on the bed or the chair or wherever.
*pulls open drawer*
*throws towel*
Dry yourself off.
I'll find some clothes for you.
*grins at*

[[I love the fact Brian refused to play Almost Easy.
What a diva.]]

I'm guessing he's gay then.
Hmmmm... maybe I will get on alright on this ship...
-catches towel and smiles to Syn-
Thanks again.
-drops blanket gently on the bed and stand not facing Synyster-
-pulls off shorts and boxers-
-is naked, rubs towel around body and dries self off-
-sits on the end of the bed and dries self-
-watches Syn from behind-

((He IS a diva.
Have you never seen the high maintainence interview?
With how they all think he is the diva, but he blames everyone else but himself. Hah. Funneh stuff.))

*pulls open drawer*
*rummages through*
Right, what have we got here?
*grabs black t-shirt and long shorts*
*continues staring at wardrobe*
*holds clothes behind*
These'll have to do for now.

[[NOOOO!!!
I've never seen this!]]

-looks up at Synyster-
You can look around you know.
-takes clothes from Synyster's hands and throws towel off-
-starts to pull on shorts-

((Really?
Zomg! I shall have to find it then.
It's some sort of MTV 3 parter thing that I saw on youtube a while back, out of the blue I think. It was for a forgein station though, and I swear they had being in England before and we talking about it. I dunno. I'll have to have a lookie.))

No, I'm fine like this.
*laughs*
I think my friend would kill me if I watched a wet boy getting changed in our cabin.
And he wouldn't kill you for sleeping with Zacky at every given opportunity?
*peers over shoulder*
Mmm.

[[Haha, okies.
Taaaa.]]

-laughs-
Ohhhhhh...
-pulls shirt over head-
I get you.
-places towel down on the bed gently with blanket-
I'm dressed now anyway, so you don't have to worry.
-smiles and walks over to-
Thanks again, by the way.
It's gonna annoy the hell out of you, but yeah, I'm gonna be thanking you a lot.
-laughs-
So, what is there for me to do now?

((I can'eeeeeee find it.
Damnit! I hate youtube anyway.
But, have you got this LINKY?))

*turns round to face*
Right now you don't have to do anything, we just pulled you from the sea.
You need to recover from that.
*gestures to bed*
Lay down, relax.
You're not doing anything until tomorrow at least.
*laughs*
Oh and I warn you, I may be hospitable now, I don't stay this way.
Ask anyone on here.
*smirks*
I'm an asshole.

[[Oooh, I have now, haha.
*bookmarks*
That's all I will be doing next week now.]]

You sure that your cabin boy won't mind?
I mean, this is his cabin and all.
-bites lip and shrugs-
-climbs onto the bed and sits up against the head board-
-smiles-
I think I can deal.
You can't be any worse than some of my teachers.
-laughs-
Man, they had it in for me.
-shrugs-

((Hah. Awesome then.
Glad I could be Santa early. Hah.

You want me to change to Zacky now? So he can have a bitch fit at Syn about sharing his cabin with David or whatever.))

Mmm, you'd be surprised.
Shut up, you'll scare the poor kid.
Um, yeaaaah.
I'm sure he won't.
He'll probably enjoy the company.
*laughs*

[[Yeah, can do.
Might be fun having bitchy diva Zacky, haha.

I miss Syn's lovely hair.
*sniff*
I just watched the Metal Hammer awards speech to see if I could spot him picking up my mates bra, haha.
She threw it and he pocketed it.]]

-walks down halls from kitchen-
I just cleaned that fucking mess hall just for it to be messed up again by Florence fucking Nightingale.
-sighs and walks up to the cabins-
At least he was kind enough to instruct me to see Syn.
-smirks-
Maybe while he's making soup, I can have my ass pounded like a raw piece of steak.
Mmmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmmmmmmmmm...
...
Ok, what is with the food talk?
-shakes head-
-calls out-
Little Synneh. Cum out CUM out where ever you are.
-smirks-

((Woop Woop! Will do!

Heh. I just watched Headbangers Ball 2004. Zacky looks so lost, sweet and innocent. They are all dressed in black and look so young and scared. Awwwwwwwwwww! Hah.
And I sawwwww that, ever since you mentioned that now I have being looking out for it. Hah.))

((You know what's scary?
Having your Dad suggest that you get the Deathbat (yes, he did say the Deathbat too not, "that skull with wings to do with Avenged Sevenfold") tattooed to your arm and have A7X (technically he said AX7, bless him) as well.
Yes, and it's even scarier when he suggests paying for it and taking you to get it done.
God bless Miami Ink. He watches that and he falls in love with tattoos, and tells me to get them.
But he won't let me get "I Love Zacky V" tattooed across my tits.
Damnit. Hah.))

*hears Zacky's voice*
*rolls eyes*
That'll be Zacky.
Excuse me a moment.
*walks out of cabin*
*spots Zacky*
Little Synny?
*smirks at*

[[Awww bless their little cotton socky wockys!]]