RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Figured might be easier to be Johnny.
Plus, the less lesbianism, the less freaked out Jo gets.]]

((Awesome!!!))

-rifles from Synyster's drawers-
This bastard has gotta have some porn somewhere.
-throws boxers from drawer-
-comes across leopard print thong-
-fishes out on end of finger-
This isn't a mens one.
-widens eyes-
Yikes!
-throws aside and pokes thong with finger-

Johnny_x wrote:

[[Figured might be easier to be Johnny.
Plus, the less lesbianism, the less freaked out Jo gets.]]

((Jo isn't here though. ))

*wanders along corridor*
*hears noises coming from Syn's cabin*
Well Syn's up on deck yellin' at Cristina...who's in there?
*pokes head round door*
*sees stunning, blue haired woman*
Wow, she's really hot.
*hides behind door again*
*breathes into hand to check breath*
Okay Johnny, play it cool.
*pops head round door again*
*stares at Brody*

I hate this man sometimes!
-yells to self waving arms around-
He goes on about how sex driven he is. And then look in his room, and nothing, no porn at all.
-sighs over dramatically and gets off from the floor-
-wipes hair from face and slams the drawer shut-
-turns to stalk out the room-
-near enough walks into guy-
Fuck! Who are you?!

*stares at wide-eyed*
Okay Johnny, play it cool.
Stay cool.
I'msorryIjustheardanoiseandIthoughtyouweretryingtorobtheCaptainand...
*looks towards end of nose*
*sees blood*
Oh shit.
*pinches nose*
*tips head back*
I'b sorry.

((OMG!LOLSOMUCH! Johnny is such a nerd. Haha. Aww.))

-blinks a few times-
-looks around room-
-steps back a little-
Oh....Kay.
-bites lip and pulls Johnny into bedroom-
-pulls over to Synyster's bed-
-pushes down onto-
Here. Sit. I'll get you some tissues.
If that tooty fruity dickhead has any of them.
And from judging how he and Coby are getting along.
I would say...
-looks to bed side table-
Yes.
-smirks and hands tissue box to Johnny-

[[Couldn't resist, haha.]]

Thangk you.
*pulls tissues out*
*tries to fix nose*
Way to make her think you're cool and sexy, Johnny.
*brings head back down*
*turns to Brody, tissue stuffed up nostrils*
I haven't seen you on the ship before.
*smiles at*
*holds hand out*
I'm Johnny.
*looks at hand*
Erm...
*withdraws*
*wipes off*

Syn tends to keep the women below deck.
-rolls eyes-
Keeps up the image of a big gay orgy of an ark he is sailing.
-sits on bed with, next to-
I'm Brody.
Sorry if I seem slightly bitter. I haven't had sex in weeks.
-wipes face-
Cristina won't cos it's not pissing Syn off enough for her.
-sighs-

I'm sorry.
I wish I could help but um... I'm not used to... and...
*looks down*
I only met Cristina because Syn was yelling at her for replacing his lube with glue.
*giggles*
Oh well done.
His boyfriend got his hand stuck to him.

-laughs-
She didn't tell me she did that.
-laughs more-
-wipes eyes-
Ohhh..hehe. Where the hell was I when all this happened?
-sighs and regains self-
Sorry.
Syn is hot, but I hate him for fucking up my fuck buddies life.
-sighs-
So.
-turns to and sits cross legged on the bed-
What brings you to this ship of misfits then?

[[Forgive me Brian, for I am about to syn.]]

I don't get what everyone on here sees in him.
He's a nasty guy, his hair's girly and he's just...
He's not my type.
*scans over, eyes lingering way too long on breasts*
Me?
I kinda got roped into it by a friend... who I haven't seen since I came aboard.
I was a...
*lowers voice*
Stripper, figured I could maybe get away.

He's just... hot.
He's mysterious and all that shit.
What all the girls dream of.
-shrugs-
-blinks-
A stripper?
-smirks-
You must have a pretty hot body then.
-leans closer to-
-enhancing clevage with arms-
-raises eyebrow-

*eyes widen*
Is she coming onto me?
Um... it's okay.
*puffs chest out*
I never had complaints.
*slouches back down again*
Except that one guy...
Um...

CHRIST, GET YOUR SKINNY AS UP HERE NOW AND TAKE THIS FUCKING WHEEL.

*groans*
Nooooooo.
*pouts*

-rolls eyes-
The she-devil calls.
-laughs-
He's such a girl seriously.
-gets up from the bed-
Well. I might as well use the little porn I found in Syn's pirate treasure chest to entertain myself.
-picks up pornos from the end of the bed and makes way out the door-
See you later Johnny.
-waves delicately to and cocks eyebrow while leaving-
-smirks and walks down to cabin-

Uh bye.
*waves at*
*smirks*
Yeah, she so wants me.
*heads up to top deck*

[[Got to go.
HAVE FUN TOMORROW YOU LUCKY PERSON!
Try andshove Bri in a Jiffy bag for me, LOL.
Night xxx]]

((In your dreams Johnny boy. Haha.

Okie Dokie. Night Night.
I shall be on at like 10 til about 11 before my Dad gets home from work.
Shall I take a jiffy bag and tell him to hop inside and see what he says? Haha. I have some you know. Haha.
Yes. Anyways, Night Night!))

((You guys scare me sometimes.
And fine! No one phone meh then! LOL, I am not going out Saturday night I dun think. I got Get Happy tour the next day, I need to rest and not be sleepy. Haha.
AND I SHALL TAKE ENGLISH NOTES IF I CAN!
But it be hard to take notes for you and mehself.
I shall have to write mine down with meh left hand whilst writing yours with meh right or something.
xDD))

((*Ponders*
I wonder if Matt is a male version of Chloe...
He likes to be different.
And he doesn't care what anyone thinks.
He buys clothes differently to everyone and most of his jeans he bleaches different colours just to make them weird.
He's pretty nerdy and spends most of his time online.
He is always playing video games (Not so much like Chloe) and used to be on neopets and has every games consel known to man.
He doesn't give a shit about his hair and just lets it grow and never really brushes it (not so much like chloe)
He likes a mixture of music, but his favourites is Ska, but he likes rock in general too.
He comes out with THE most random things ever.

Hmm...))

((Thanking you for taking the notes-nesses Jo. XD.
He could be the main version of me, is he arty and have a crush on a girl that looks like Zacky? XD.
SYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYN, where are yoooooooooooo? I got your letter, and I wanna know if I can open it. Haha.))

[[I went out and to sleep.
Heh, you could have opened it anyway.

Ahhhh a wroking keyboard.
I shall rejoice.
With exclaimation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]]

[[Word of warning, I don't have my phone at the moment.
It was sent away this morning to get fixed.
It keeps turning itself off.
*huffs*]]

[[I shall RP with myself for a little bit.]]

*slams door to study shut*
*walks over to liquor cabinet*
You better have something worth drinking, Brian.
*pulls out bottle of Scotch*
That'll do.
*wipes eyes roughly*
*storms across to leather chair*
*sinks down into chair*
*uncaps bottle*
*takes long swig from bottle*
*slams down on table*
*coughs*
Fuck, that burns.
*turns round in chair*
*faces back wall*

CRISTINA!
*pulls study door open*
*limps across to desk*
*snatches bottle up from table*
When did "get the hell off my ship" translate as "drink all my scotch"?
*looks over bottle*
My favourite scotch as well.

*hisses*
I don't understand English, remember?
*spins round in chair*
*makes a grab for bottle*
Besides, half of this is mine, husband.