RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*pulls bottle out of reach*
Well you're drinking my half.
*tucks bottle in front of pants*
*smirks*

*eyes bottle*
*looks up at Syn*
You really think I won't go down there?
*lunges across desk*
*grabs neck of bottle*

*winces*
I didn't think this through.
Easy, Cris, I'm a little tender at the moment.
Superglue, kinda painful.
But you wouldn't know anything about that would you?

*pulls bottle swiftly from Syn*
Not at all.
*smiles innocently*
I'd make sure to check what I was getting my slut to use.
*giggles*

*pulls bottle back*
Coby's not my slut.
He's my boyfriend.
*leans across desk*
My partner.
*gets up in Cristina's face*
*smirks*
The man I love.

*feels tears welling up*
Don't let him get to you.
*narrows eyes*
Really?
You love him, do you?
*tilts head*
*lips hover just above Syn's*
Is that why you're screwing around with the cabin boy?
I heard you.
You think Coby would appreciate that?
Maybe I should ask him?
*moves back*
*opens mouth to yell for Coby*

*thrusts bottle into Cristina's mouth*
*laughs at her gagging*
What's wrong, Cris?
Never used to react like that with something filling your face.
*smirks*
You're not going to tell Coby.
Besides who's he more likely to believe?
The unhinged, jealous, vindictive, nasty wife?
Or the gorgeous, honest, loyal, loving boyfriend?
You'll just make another enemy, Cris, you don't want that, do you?
*pulls bottle from mouth*

*coughs*
*rubs at throat*
You're fucking sick, Brian.
He'll see that one day.
You're not going to have him on your side forever.
You'll push him away like everyone else.
You don't love him.
You just love the fact you've turned him.

*smirks at*
Green was never your colour, Cris.
*grabs by hair*
*pulls up from chair*
Now, get the hell out of my study before I tie you down and force you to watch me making love to Coby.
*pulls round front of desk*
*pushes towards door*

*pulls hair from grasp*
I hope he sees you for what you really are, Brian.
*rubs at head*
You're a monster in the body of an angel.
When he's gone, you'll come crawling back to me.
I know you will.
You always do.
*storms towards door*
*blows kiss at Syn*
Until then, my love.
*smirks*
*walks away to own cabin*

*glares at door*
*screams*
*throws bottle at door*
Fucking harpy.
*drops down into leather chair*

((Harhar for RPing alone. Haha.
It needed to be done though.
I have notes Chloe, I shall photocopy them for you some day lol, we just basically learnt what was the difference between writing and speech.
Other than the usual: the fact that one used a pen, which Will pointed out.
MEGALOLZ! There was Karoke in the coffeehouse at break! Emma was boring and went to Asda with the guys but I stayed with meh other group of friends like Coral and them dudes and Scott and Katie and Jazz and Blake who's gay and did most of the singing.
We did the time warp. And we were so good everyone else sucked, but Blake was awesome and we were the best and did the dancing. Haha.
Oh, and me and Katie got married. It was a small ceremony.
And I got Luke from English' MSN and mehspace so I'm gonna stalk him coz he is hot. Haha.
Erm, what else happened today?
Coral says that Matt likes me loads, which I dunno about, even though we did spend the whole of Saturday night together, away from everyone else and people thought we were making out the whole time but we weren't, we were just talking. And we talked the whole of yesterday on MSN and this morning and now and well, yeah. Haha.
He is awesome.
Ummmm, what elseage? I think that be it that has happened today.
SYN! HOW WAS YOUR DAY?!))

[[Uh, I RP'd with myself, got a new keyboard and realized that fate hates me.
I went into Darlington today and drove past the bus I'd have been catching down to London.
I should be in the line to meet A7X now.
I hate money.
*pouts*]]

((Awww!!!
You will meet them =)
ONE DAY!!!!!!!
And Chloe is like meeting them now, I think. Or something, I kinda suck with times.
But yeah.
ANYHO! I kinda need to do homework.
So I'ma be quieettt))

[[Yup, the signing started at 6.
I know I'll meet 'em and I know Syn's getting my letter.
At least 5 minutes of his life are going to be taken up solely by me.
That's enough to cheer me up.
I'm just whining for no reason.

Okies, I'll watch some Boosh, haha.]]

((Woot! LOL!
I just had a bath and read a lot of meh book for class while in it.
It's actually a pretty good book: Spies.
Hahaha.
I AM LISTENING TO PANIC AGAIN! GODDAMMIT!!))

[[You're reading a book, I'm watching the greatest goth in the world.
Heehee.]]

[[

BASTARDS!!!

People suck!
I go on a Boosh slash site - for fun, not for any *nudgenudgewinkwink* enjoyment.
And I see a pairing listed: Russell Brand/Noel Fielding.
Cue me squeeing in delight.
I click on it and it had none.
THEY GOT ME ALL EXCITED FOR NOTHING!!!
*cries*]]

(( ))

((Hehe, Emma yelled at meh aboot it.
Hello Chloe, how was meetingage? LOL
Braggingness? LOL.
I am sure I would be right now. Hehe.))

[[Glad to see the happy, hyper face!

*pouts*
Haha.
I'll have to read all about it tomorrow.
Being kicked off.]]

((O...M...G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am too hyper to fucking type.
I met Avenged Sevenfold! I shoke hands with Johnny, I hugged Syn and told Matt that he made my life worth living. I am just....
-squeals-
And I made some friends.
I shall post pictures nooooooooooooooooooooooooow.))

((Wow awesome! LOL
I am going to sleep now! LOL
But haha I shall look them tomorrow!
Congratulations on meeting themageness and stuffage. Hehe.))

((I will upload them and talk about it tomorrow on my break. When I am not so....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!))

[[Haha, I look forward to reading all about it.
As long as you didn't get yanked across a table by Brian like lovelickhump did.
*pouts*
DYING OF JEALOUSY NOW!]]