RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Weird.
We'll kill YouTube.
Sounds fun.

*whines*
I'M HUNGRRRRYYYYYY.
But I can't cook and my parents won't get back home for an hour.
*huffs*]]

((It does.
I have done some work, and I can't bare to do anymore. Haha.

T'am meeting up with Lovelickbump tomorrow at London! Woot! Haha.
I am hungry too, I shall be leaving for fooooooooood in a moment actually. So, hi and bye-ness. BRB. Haha.))

[[Haha.
Am I a bad person for being really jealous?
I mean I'm happy for you, I'm glad you're getting to meet them, you deserve that as much as anyone.
But I wish I was going with yooooooou.

OH FINE, HAVE YOUR FOOD.
I shall just starve.
*huffs*
LoL.]]

((It's not a bad thing. I would be jealous too if it was you-ness.
But I am getting you a piccie of Teh Gates and I shall try to get him to say hello-ness. I have money on my phone. I shall. . I might give the phone to my mum so that she can ask him, you know, keep the line moving, I shall make a plan. Haha.
All I want is a picture of me and Zacky and the rag doll signed by him. Then I shall be happy.

I will have food now. Haha. My parents need to seriously tell me what it's ready, I heard sizzling so I assumed. Haha. I suck.
I will wire you some food.
-stuffs food through the USB port-
Haha.))

[[FOOOOOOOOOOD.
*tries to eat USB port*
Pft, tastes of dust.

Thank you for the possible hello-ageness.
I'd probably orgasm die.
Would be best to ring the housephone.
D'you have the number?
If you can't, doesn't matter.
He's getting my letter, that's good enough for me.
Thank you for that again. ]]

((I AM SO SLEEPEH!
God dammit.
Me and Freya shall have our lesbian toast in English tomorrow.
And then I can fall asleep and no one will notice. XD Hehe.
AND I AM STILL WATCHING HEROES!!!
And I still am about to fall asleep. =/ I have had about an hours sleep today, that's alllllllllllllll.))

[[Lesbian toast?
Fuck that, lesbian ham my darlings, lesbian ham.

"Look deep into the parka, I can show you things you won't have seen even in your wildest dreams."
"Like what?"
"Rubies."
"I've dreamt of rubies."
"Lesbian ham?"]]

((TOAST!

I shall explain!
There are two Jo's in the group! Me and Joe, and Freya is friends with us both, and we were walking like, with our arms around eachother, completely linked. Freya was in the middle, with both Jo's either side of her.
So she said it was a Jo(e) sandwich, coz she was inbetween two Jo(e)'s.
But when Joe ran off and broke the link it was just me and Freya.
And as I was the piece of bread and she was the filling, we realised it was toast.
And as we are both female we called it lesbian toast.
YA SEE? LOL))

[[What worries me is the fact there is logic behind that.
*hides*]]

((There is logic! THERE ALWAYS IS LOGIC BEHIND MY CRAZY RANDOMNESS!!!
We were completely sober then too, which is strange. Haha.))

[[I'm not sober.
Well.... I am, I've had a weeeeeee bit of wine.
Plus I've been watching random Boosh episodes today.
I will get you all into The Boosh if it kills me.]]

((What zee fuck is DA BOOSH? lol
And I am going to sleep now, like the earliest I ever have. Haha. Coz I am SLEEPEH and yes! LOL
And I only had one can of Fostersss yesterdayyy hehe.
And I was fine. Haha.))

((-jumps into pool of pudding-
I am baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ck.
Hello.
Syn, I don't have your home phone number. Do tell and I shall ring it!
And on Saturday I am gonna be home alone again. So will it be possible for you to ring me again at night?))

[[The Mighty Boosh.
I've only been obsessing over it for the past few weeks.
Honestly dude.
You can find loads of clips on YouTube.
You shall be forced to watch it.
*waggles pen*

Welcome back Chloeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
My house number ish NOT FOR YOUR EYES.
I'll edit this post when you've got it down, haha.
Can't be arsed PM-ing.

Yeah I can call you then. ]]

((Saved.

Aweeeeeeeeeeesome.
I shall be home at like 8ish on Saturday so yeah, you can call me later than last time cos I have no where to beeeeeee on Sunday.

Jo, remember you are taking notes for meh tomorrow in English Lang. Please and thank you. XD.))

[[Thank yoooooooooou.

Cool, I shall do that.
Then I can say I spoke to human beings on a weekend.
Yay. ]]

((No problemo.

Awesome.
I won't be completely alone then, and I complain about work at the same time. Score! Naw, I shall talk about something interesting...
Erm...
-grins-
Haha.
Yes. I suck.
So... wanna RPee something silly? Haha.))

[[LoL, can do.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
I ISH BEING FED.
I shall return.]]

((YAY!

Haha. Yay x 2. Okie Dokie.))

[[Mmm, uiche and chips.
Lovely.]]

((I had chips! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIN!
I am currently editting my myspace about me.
I was a cynical little bitch when I was in school, Haha, no wonder I have no friends. Anyways.

RPeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
I wanna be Brody but I can-e think of anything.
I suck.))

[[Ow, I just ate an entire bag of Maltesers and now the roof of my mouth hurts.

Um, I dunno actually.
*tries to think*
Syn's already taken his anger out of someone.
So that wouldn't work.
Um... who could I be?
I could be Johnny.
We haven't seen him in a while.
Could have him all stuttering and nervous around Brody or something.
Or get the pair trapped in the wine cellar, weird sort of affair starting up.
I dunno.]]

((Aww. Malteasers hurt my brace so I avoid them now. Waaaah!

Yes. That could work, we have like 45 minutes, haha, but yeah, whatever.
Or Cristina?
-coughs-
))

[[Haha, whichever.
I'm open to anything.]]