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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:16 am | |
| [[I have approximately five hours in which to rewrite it, re-edit it, get changed, wash/dry/straighten my hair, eat and breathe before I go out. And it takes me about 9 hours to write a fic in the first place. I'm gonna die!]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:23 am | |
| ((Look, I am sure your readers won't mind if you perspone it a little to tomorrow or something. They'll understand, it's not like they'll kill you if you don't or whatever. It'll be okay, Haha. Try not to get really stressed over it, if anyone is annoyed about it, I'll hit them over head with my trusty frying pan I mean, you could TRY and write it superfast, but if you did, I'm sure it would be amazing, knowing you, butnot as good as it would be if you took your time and not rushed it. ... Yeah I really suck at this =/)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:28 am | |
| [[Thing is, I know if I don't get it up today, I won't get it up at all. That's why I set myself the time constraints for this one, to make sure I actually did it. I'm really bad with chaptered fics, I never normally finish them. A7X chapter fics are the only ones I manage to finish.
Besides, I'm going to be in a daft, hyper mood tomorrow. Ross Noble isn't exactly the best person to go watch if you have to write a murderfic the day after.
I'm part way through it already, nearly have the first bit typed up again. Then I'll take a break, then write the kill. I should be able to get it done easily enough.]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:44 am | |
| ((Ooh awesome!! Haha I am just sorting all meh clothes out and shit. Which is always fun. NOT. Hahahaha. Borat, sorreh. And I am listening to GC! Haven't in a whillllle. Awwness.)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:50 am | |
| [[I should do that one time. I have a buttload of clothes I don't wear. Aww, I loved Borat. I watched it at some dumbass hour on Box Office a while back.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! My phone has lost all of it's contacts as well! I swear I saved them on my SIM! And now I've lost my GBF's number and I very rarely see him and he doesn't text that much and GAAAAAH!]] | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 5:54 am | |
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<b>Title:</b> The Killer Inside [4/5] <b>Author:</b> <lj> <b>Fandom:</b> Avenged Sevenfold <b>Pairing:</b> Telling would give the game away. <b>Rating:</b> NC-17 [This chapter: violence.] <b>Summary:</b> Five men, linked together by a musical career suffer very different fates at the hands of a mysterious, vengeful killer. <b>Disclaimer:</b> If I owned them, I wouldn't be writing this. Actually I probably would... but they'd be sat behind me going "euw". <b>Notes:</b> I hope you appreciate what I went through to get this chapter done. I wrote the first part and my computer deleted the damn file. So I had a 5 hour time span in which to write it all up again, edit it until I was happy, attempt to make myself presentable for tonight - tough job, eat and still find time to breathe. If I hadn't had <i>Avenged Sevenfold</i> to keep me calm, I would have put a sledgehammer through the screen. <b>Dedication:</b> To everyone's who reviewed. Some of you are right, some of you are wrong. I'm not saying who or how many. That would give the game away.
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The Betrayed knows it's late even before he passes the oversized clock in the hallway. He spends a long moment just staring at the large piece, wondering when it was that his relationship became this. That he'd spend his life watching the time tick away while his lover lays waiting upstairs. He'd like to think it was a recent occurence, something he and The Liar could have worked out. Deep down, he knows it's been around for longer than that. Since The Addict. The Liar eases the crushing lonliness and longing for the other man, so long as The Betrayed doesn't allow himself to <i>think</i>.
He tears his eyes from the large clock and pulls his cellphone from his pocket. He brings up the phonebook and scrolls through the numbers. His finger hovers over call as the five letters of his ex-lovers name stare up at him. He doesn't know why he's suddenly so eager to speak to the man one final time. He knows it would only bring him more pain. The once beautiful voice, slurred and destroyed by the things he's throwing at himself. He knows the conversation would break him, knows hearing what The Addict has become would only tear him up even more. He turns his attentions back to the clock and hits the cancel button on the phone harder than is neccessary.
The broken man walks into the kitchen of his home, heading straight for the fridge. He pulls a bottle of imported beer out from the large stock and flips off the cap. He downs half of the drink in one fell swoop and rests the bottle on the side. He's become somewhat of an addict himself these days. He drinks more than is healthy, his once impressive physique diminished greatly because of it. As he continues drinking, The Betrayed allows his mind to drift to happier times and the more <i>extreme workouts</i> he used to have at the hands of his ex-lover. A sad smile drifts across his face and - not for the first time - he regrets leaving the other man. He doesn't allow himself to dwel for too long. He has a new life now. Besides, The Betrayed knows any renewed relationship with The Addict wouldn't last. The fantasies of steamy, shower sex are just that, fantasies. He'd be surprised if The Addict even remember what a shower looked like. It'd be an uphill struggle and the things which tore them apart would still be there.
The Betrayed knows he should just continue his relationship with The Liar. He knows he will just continue his relationship with him, despite the way it's breaking him down. He knows The Liar is cheating on him. He knows the man he's cheating with, he's seen them together, he's heard the younger man call his name as he jerks off. He wishes he had the energy or the drive to care, to confront the man about what he's been doing. He allows the man to hurt him because he's too afraid of being alone. He knows the second he's alone, he'll be back with The Addict, allowing himself to be hurt again. He laughs slightly at the thought. To look at him, no-one would expect him to be such a masochist.
The Betrayed's ears prick up as he hears a noise from upstairs. He finishes his beer and wanders towards the stairs. He calls the name of The Liar and stands looking up the stairs in silence. After a moment, he walks up the stairs, half expecting to find The Liar laids out across the bed wearing nothing but a smile.
He pushes the bedroom door open, a fake smile plastered across his face.
His jaw drops as he sees The Liar laid across the bed, chained down, a red stain covering his tattooed chest. He calls his lovers name once more, slowly approaching the bed. As the full extent of the damage becomes clear, the man turns away. His stomach lurches violently and he vomits in the corner of the room. His heart pounds rapidly as he wipes his mouth. He dares to move back to the body.
"Who the fuck did this to you?" He asks, never expecting an answer.
The Killer moves up behind The Betrayed and presses the damp rag quickly to his mouth.
"That would have been me."
The Betrayed opens his mouth to yell at the intruder but simply finds himself breathing more of the chloroform in. He falls to his knees before slumping forwards onto the bed. The final thoughts which cross his mind are spoken in the voice of The Addict.
<i>Just hold on</i>, he says,<i> we'll be together sooner than you think</i>.
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The first thing The Betrayed notices as he wakes up is just how little he's moved. He's been pulled slightly across the floor and is rested against one of the bed posts. He can feel cold metal around his wrists and is pretty certain he's chained up. He turns his head and tries to look up at the bed, wanting to see if The Liar is still there. All he can see from his position is part of a leg.
"Oh, he's still there." The cold, electronic voice of The Killer says.
The Betrayed turns his head back and sees The Killer in front of him, knife in hand.
"Sorry I've not made you more comfortable." He says, kneeling in front of The Betrayed, "You're not the easiest man to move."
The Betrayed stares at him, "What the fuck are you doing?"
"I'd have thought that was obvious, Betrayed." He says, gesturing up to the body on the bed.
"My name is..." The Betrayed snarls only to be cut off.
"Your name doesn't matter to me." The Killer says, "To me, you are simply The Betrayed. A man who's been screwed over by everyone he's truly cared about."
"And how would you know about that?" The Betrayed asks, smirking.
The Killer smiles behind his mask. He can see why The Addict was attracted to him, they're very similar. They face danger with a cocky attitude. Like The Addict, The Betrayed will be easily broken down in the end.
"I've seen you, Betrayed. I've saw the way The Addict chose the drugs over you. I've seen the way The Liar has been sleeping around on you. I've seen The Lover choosing to keep sleeping with your boyfriend, knowing it hurts you." The Killer says.
The Betrayed just glares at him.
"You don't notice me, but I'm always there." The Killer says, "Always watching."
"Mmm." The Betrayed says, "Like a dirty, little voyeur."
"Voyeurism implies some kind of sexual thrill." The Killer replies, "You and your friends have never aroused me."
"You'd be the first." The Betrayed says.
"Didn't stop all four of you from trying though." The Killer says.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" The Betrayed asks.
The Killer laughs, "Don't you remember, Betrayed? Of course, what am I thinking? This mask's hiding my face."
The Killer makes a move to remove the mask.
"I know who you are." The Betrayed replies, "I know exactly who you are."
The Killer brings his hands down, mask still in place, "And how would you know that?"
"Well for a start, only one person I know would be as unoriginal as you." The Betrayed says, "Cherub mask? Large knife? Dressed all in black? You could have at least chosen something a little more unique."
The Killer is fuming. The Betrayed has always done this to him. Always talked down to him. He grips his knife's handle harder. He refuses to show The Betrayed how angry he truly is.
"I always did enjoy the classic horror killers." The Killer says, through gritted teeth.
The Betrayed laughs, "No imagination."
The Killer snaps then. He knows he shouldn't, he knows he should remain calm and in control. If he snaps The Betrayed is winning. Even in death, The Betrayed will have defeated him. He lunges forward, gripping the back of The Betrayed's neck and thrusts the knife deep into his heart.
"I didn't want it to go this way, Betrayed." The Killer hisses, "I'd hoped to be able to tell you in agonising detail what I'd done to the man you're still longing for. How he asked me to kill him, how he was smiling the whole time."
Just in case my computer decides to delete it again.]]
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:43 am | |
| ((Ooh awesome chapter!! Ooh excitedness. Hehe. And Borat was better than I thought it would be, I thought it would be utterly ridiuculous, but it was okay. Haha GAH! My room looks so empty! The posters are down, and everything is packed almost and GAHH I found a shitload of nailvarnish though. Which is cool, I can give it to Matt so he has colours other than pink. Aw, he's so sweet, he paints a nail pink everytime he see's me since last Friday. Hehe, he has like, 3 nails done I think. Awwness. I have a light pink which I just found and a dark pink. BORING! On meh nails now I have pink, purple, silver, red and black. Haha. Be totally random, why not? Haha)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:59 am | |
| [[Indeed! I mean after all, single colour nails are SOOOOOOO overrated.
Damnit, I'm trying to find a seating plan for the City hall in Newcastle so I can see where I am, but none of them make any sense to me.]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:01 am | |
| ((Yes. Unless you are a boy wearing pink Coz that is just funny.
And Awwness. I would help, but I don't think I could. Haha.)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:11 am | |
| [[Real men wear pink. Even if they look like tits in it sometimes. *cough*Syn*cough*
I think I've figured it out... but if I've figured it out right, we're weirdly close to the front. So I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:17 am | |
| ((YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!! I found my drivers licence. You remember? What I have been looking for for MONTHS lol YAY!
And yes, real men do wear pink. Hehe. And it looks good, me thinks. So long as it isn't too much :)
And awesome!! Haha try not to laugh so much that you fall off your chair though! LOL Coz that would just be embarassing. Haha. But funny.)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:22 am | |
| [[Haha, finally!
Men in pink looks fine sometimes. Synyster Gates in a bright pink HIM t-shirt with Ville Valo across his chest just looks gay.
I think I'll be too busy hanging my head in shame as I have a feeling my sister will be one of the random laughers that he always points out and mocks. I also wanna think of a question to ask him, can't think of anything off the top of my head short of "Joined any interesting queues lately?" "Learnt how to spell Metallica yet?" or "Indulged in any monkey lovin' recently?".]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:38 am | |
| ((YAY! And Syn is just funny anyway. LIKE LAUGH OUT LOUD'ABLE! Hahahahaha. And MEGALOLZ! I have no idea! I wanna go to see a commedian or something. I think it would be funny. People come to the Guildhall. But usually they're like, 18+ or something, right? Coz if so then that is LAME! Oh, how come you dun come on mehspace? I miss all your random purple bulletins!! )) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:42 am | |
| [[I think most comedian's shows are supposed to be for 16+ but they'll let any age in anyway. This is my first comedy gig. I only really want to see this guy, The Might Boosh Live and Russell Brand. You'd love Ross Noble, he's as random as we are. If not more random.
I've not been on MySpace coz it won't actually let me on, haha. The site hasn't let me sign in for ages.]] | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:49 am | |
| ((Oh right. I wanna goooooo!! LOL. There was an asvert for Ross Noble in our cinema. Apparently you can come to the cinema to watch the live show or something. *Shrugeth*
And :O MEAN! Maybe mehspace don't like you. You haven't done anything too bad on there, have you? Enough to get you banned?)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:58 am | |
| [[I thiiiiiiiiiiink that's tonight. Either that or it's one happening at some point this week. I'm pretty sure it's a live feed of one of the Newcastle shows. Really chuffed about getting to see a home show, haha.
I don't think so, it's just evil. I might try making a new account at some point.
I'M ALMOST DONE WITH MY CHAPTER! I literally need about four more sentences and it's done. Thank fook. I'm toying with revealing The Killer's identity at the end of this chapter actually. I've already revealed another little twist in it.]] | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:57 am | |
| [[Syn's upset. Daddy Johnny wouldn't let him play pirates. - Spoiler:
He looks like a tit... but just look at the hair. - Spoiler:
*pets mutilated hair* I still think it's lovely. Point of interest, I want those gloves. - Spoiler:
Oh wow. Just... wow. How lovely does he look here? - Spoiler:
HAHA! Lookit how tiny the Zackster is!!! - Spoiler:
"And these, ladies, are my bitches." - Spoiler:
I hate this girl. It's one thing to meet Syn, it's another thing to get half naked Syn on you. - Spoiler:
Heh, sorry about that. Got bored, need new backgrounds on my phone. You're lucky I didn't Noel spam you.]]
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Mick
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| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:02 am | |
| ((Awesome! LOL Sorry I took a while to reply, I was doing the room. Gah! It's like, so empty now! Haha, there are no posters left and everything is so... empty! Ahh!! =( It's weird. And LOL at Syn picceh. Hehe. And YAY FOR STORY!!!!!!!!!!!! )) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:07 am | |
| [[No problemo. I had a Syn picspam moment, haha.
I'm gonna go in a bit, I need to straighten my hair and attempt to make myself look half decent for tonight.]] | |
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Zacky Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 7902 Age : 34 Localisation : Below this ship, The Deathbat... Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:07 am | |
| ((It is amazing how when you go through different parts of Hampshire how the teenagers change. I mean, in Fareham. they are all pretty chavvy yet nice. Portchester. Emos and sceneos. No fun there. Paulsgrove. Scary chavs. Cosham. Not as scary chavs. Crookhorn. Emos. Waterlooville. Pregnant Chavs doing drugs in the corner. Oh Joy. I live near which one again? -rolls eyes- Anyways, I home from Fareham, was fun today. I brought a pair of inflatable bat wings for £1. Ohhhh yeah. Shall wear them when I see Avenged. No. I don't want to come on Saturday. I will be working, and probably ignored and the only sober one so no. And I wasn't in TK Maxx yesterday because I don't work week days. But I am surprised you care.)) | |
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Mick
Number of posts : 2209 Age : 104 Localisation : Not taking no shit from no one on this ship! Registration date : 2007-05-25
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:12 am | |
| - Zacky wrote:
- ((It is amazing how when you go through different parts of Hampshire how the teenagers change.
I mean, in Fareham. they are all pretty chavvy yet nice. Portchester. Emos and sceneos. No fun there. Paulsgrove. Scary chavs. Cosham. Not as scary chavs. Crookhorn. Emos. Waterlooville. Pregnant Chavs doing drugs in the corner. Oh Joy. I live near which one again? -rolls eyes- Anyways, I home from Fareham, was fun today. I brought a pair of inflatable bat wings for £1. Ohhhh yeah. Shall wear them when I see Avenged. No. I don't want to come on Saturday. I will be working, and probably ignored and the only sober one so no. And I wasn't in TK Maxx yesterday because I don't work week days. But I am surprised you care.)) ((It's at night, and me and Matt aren't drinking. I don't want to. But whatever, Freya just wanted all her friends to come, so I thought I'd ask you. And for fuck sake *rolls eyes* Stop being like that. Of course I care. Hence us trying to find you in TK Maxx.)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:12 am | |
| [[Inflatable Bat Wings? Cool!]] | |
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Zacky Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 7902 Age : 34 Localisation : Below this ship, The Deathbat... Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:14 am | |
| - Syn wrote:
- [[Inflatable Bat Wings?
Cool!]] ((For £1! Hah. I saw them and my Grandparents were like, What the hell?! Hah.)) | |
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Syn Man-Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 8734 Age : 43 Localisation : In a walking cliche, surrounded by fluffy bunnies and pretty flowers! Like the giant homo I am. Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:15 am | |
| [[Even better! Nothing like a bargain!]] | |
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Zacky Syn's Bitch
Number of posts : 7902 Age : 34 Localisation : Below this ship, The Deathbat... Registration date : 2007-05-17
| Subject: Re: RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:16 am | |
| - Mick wrote:
((It's at night, and me and Matt aren't drinking. I don't want to. But whatever, Freya just wanted all her friends to come, so I thought I'd ask you. And for fuck sake *rolls eyes* Stop being like that. Of course I care. Hence us trying to find you in TK Maxx.)) ((I would. But I'll be tired and shitty. And I know how much you hate me when I'm like that. Maybe another time when I'm not doing an 8 hour day. Like what? You actually tired to find me? Well that's different. | |
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