RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

Jacoby wrote:

((-does the spacey, matrix dance to Almost Easeh-))

[[Niiiice.
I've banned myself from listening to that today.
I refuse to let it get overplayed in my house.
Haha, so I'm just overplaying three Atreyu tracks off the new album instead.]]

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((-does the spacey, matrix dance to Almost Easeh-))

[[Niiiice.
I've banned myself from listening to that today.
I refuse to let it get overplayed in my house.
Haha, so I'm just overplaying three Atreyu tracks off the new album instead.]]

((Haha.
Well, I danced to it in the street on the way home. Haha.))

Matty wrote:

-Smiles-
-Holds Cristina-
You know what you need?
-Pulls up underwear-
-Looks over to jeans and pulls on-
-Looks at-
You need a girly day.
-Nods-
-Looks at Cristina seriously-
You also need to try and get over him.
-Sighs-
I'm sorry, but you kinda need to.
He's with Jacoby now...

You're right.
Bastard.
*laughs weakly*
I do need to get over him.
As for the girly day?
We should so do that on the next island.
Me and you, find the nearest luxury hotel, see if we can get into their spa.
*grins at*
What do you say?

[[The image of Shadows with a face pack and cucumbers over his eyes is priceless, haha.]]

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((-does the spacey, matrix dance to Almost Easeh-))

[[Niiiice.
I've banned myself from listening to that today.
I refuse to let it get overplayed in my house.
Haha, so I'm just overplaying three Atreyu tracks off the new album instead.]]

((Haha.
Well, I danced to it in the street on the way home. Haha.))

[[Heehee, cool!
I was singing it while wandering down the village yesterday actually.
Nothing scares the people who live here more than me singing in my Shadows voice.]]

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((-does the spacey, matrix dance to Almost Easeh-))

[[Niiiice.
I've banned myself from listening to that today.
I refuse to let it get overplayed in my house.
Haha, so I'm just overplaying three Atreyu tracks off the new album instead.]]

((Haha.
Well, I danced to it in the street on the way home. Haha.))

[[Heehee, cool!
I was singing it while wandering down the village yesterday actually.
Nothing scares the people who live here more than me singing in my Shadows voice.]]

((Muahaha! Spinning around my estate at 6pm. Yep. You and me shall scare all the little old ladies. Haha.))

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

Cristina wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((-does the spacey, matrix dance to Almost Easeh-))

[[Niiiice.
I've banned myself from listening to that today.
I refuse to let it get overplayed in my house.
Haha, so I'm just overplaying three Atreyu tracks off the new album instead.]]

((Haha.
Well, I danced to it in the street on the way home. Haha.))

[[Heehee, cool!
I was singing it while wandering down the village yesterday actually.
Nothing scares the people who live here more than me singing in my Shadows voice.]]

((Muahaha! Spinning around my estate at 6pm. Yep. You and me shall scare all the little old ladies. Haha.))

[[Ah wacky fun!!!]]

-Grins-
-Looks at Cristina-
-Nods-
That would be... fun.
-Laughs-
-Touches face-
I think I need it.
So sure! We can.
-Smiles-
-Laughs again-
-Looks at Cristina-
Erm, what would Syn do if he ever... you know, found out what we did?

*claps hands*
Yay!
Thank you, M.
*hugs*
Syn?
He'd be fine with it.
Well...
I say he'd be fine with it.
He'd probably laugh.
A lot.
Give me shit because the only person I can get it from is a gay man.
Then he'd make some stupid comment about *puts on Syn voice* "the only woman you'd do anything with is more manly than you."

((want me to come in the RPee in anyway?))

[[Yesh, join our merry wine cellar gropings!!!

Whoa, never expected to have to say that again.]]

Cristina wrote:

[[Yesh, join our merry wine cellar gropings!!!

Whoa, never expected to have to say that again.]]

((As who? Brody? real girl talk can happen then. Haha.))

[[Yeah, why not?
Show that she still actually sails with them too, haha.]]

-opens wine cellar door-
-says up the stairs-
Oh Syn. You are so funny.
-fake laughs-
-smiles and shuts the door-
-frowns-
Fucking bastard.
-rubs ass cheek-
Slapping my ass.
-turns around and sees Cristina and M-
Oh.... Hi.
-waves-

-Smiles-
Okay then.
-Laughs-
And eek! I can't wait!!
I need it, even though the sea air is probably great for my skin.
-Laughs-
But yeah. Haha.
-Looks at Cristina-
-Breathes-
So... what do you wanna do now?

-Looks over to new woman coming into room-
-Frowns-
Erm... hey?
Who are you?

Mm, the sea air is doing wonders for you.
But just imagine how great you'll look after a seaweed wrap.
*grins*
*hears Brody*
*smiles at*
Hey Brody.
Um, you two haven't met, I take it?

Hey Cris.
-walks over to-
You would have guessed.
-smriks-
I mean, if I knew that,
-looks over at guy-
He, was on this ship, I would wear my push up bra.
-leans over the table looking at guy-
-licks tongue over teeth and using arms to enchance clevage-
-smirks-

-Smiles-
Why thankyou Cris.
-Grins-
And uh...
-Looksat Brody-
No, we haven't.
-Smiles at-
Hey, I'm M. Shadows.

*rolls eyes at Brody*
Anything with a pulse, eh?
*laughs*
He's gay, sweetie.
Your efforts, all in vain.

Mmmm... M. For mysterious.
-smirks-
-leans closer to-
-says in a huskier voice-
I'm Brody.
Pleased to meet you.
-smirks-

-Looks at Brody-
-Cracks up-
One heterosexual experience is enough for one night, thankyou.
-Sighs-
-Moves hands towards Brody's shirt and pushes up, hiding boobs-
And that is no way for a lady to act. Showing off her... assets like that.
-Shakes head-
-Looks up at Brody-
Some men might get the wrong idea darling.
-Smiles-
You don't see me walking around with my dick hanging out, on show now, do you?
-Grins-

Cristina wrote:

*rolls eyes at Brody*
Anything with a pulse, eh?
*laughs*
He's gay, sweetie.
Your efforts, all in vain.

-doesn't take eyes off M-
It's being a while.
-smirks-

I'm no lady.
-smirks-
And...
-takes M's hand and pulls shirt back down-
Assets get you places.
-smirks-

*pour self another glass of wine*
*continues watching pair*
*laughs to self*
*sits on side table*
*drinks wine while watching embarrassing scene unfold*

-Pulls shirt back up-
No, dear. You'll get to bad places if you just depend on them two.
And besides, I think you are more attractive with these hidden.
-Nods-
-Smiles-
And yes, as Cristina put it, I am gay.
100% gay.
Well, kind of.
I think...
-Shoots glance at Cristina before looking away quickly-
-Smiles-

((LOL!! As it would have it, Bloodhound Gang came on TV and all you could see was "Hurray for Boobies!" Hahaha.
I have images of Matt going around all the sluts in their music vid and being like "Too much cleavage!!" *Does tshirt up* Haha.))

((Woah! When you put enamel silver nail vanish over black printed ink and glue, it goes PURPLE! Sorry. Doing Graphics. Haha.))

Look if you don't find me attractive, just say.
-sits on the table-
I mean, you can't be gay. Look at you.
-climbs off table and sits on lap-
You are so strong. And manly.
-runs hands up M's chest-
Come on. I mean, we can have sex. You don't have to find me attractive.
Please.
-pouts-