RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

((Jo, you know we did that thing in English, and Will did the Queens speech. I just had a brainwave.
A surfer, performing a wedding ceremony.

Like, the God of the surf, we are here today, on this beach, to party for the wedding of this dude, and this dude-ette. Rightous.
Dude, do you like, take this dude-ette to be your dude-ette, to surf and swim, until you like, die?
And do you, Dude-ette, take this dude, to be your dude, to rub down his board and wear a skimpy bikini, until you both get crashed by the killer sharks?
And, because I have the power, I say that you, dudes, are now like totally married.
You may now smooch uncontrollably. RIGHTOUS!

Yeah. I got bored... on the toilet. Haha.))

Mick wrote:

((A7X are being nice to us English people?
They must have been intimidated by all our evil comments on their myspace. Haha.))

-Peers at Zacky-
What happened yesterday?
Does he do things to you a lot?
-Glares at door-
That fucker. He'll get what's coming to him soon enough.
-Shakes head-
-Moans-
Zackyy!! I'm really horny!!!
-Glares-
-Sits up while Zacky cleans-
Is there any other hot men on this boat? Besides buttmunch and the Butt of his munches, Jacob?
-Grins-

-looks up at Mick-
I can't say.
You'll only go to him and say that it's wrong and then I'll get even more punishments.
Just leave it.
-picks up bucket and stands up-
-sighs-

*pushes door open*
*leans against doorframe*
Well, there's Shadows but he's a little frigid, so I'd avoid him.
*smirks*
And the butt of my munches as you so eloquently put it is called Jacoby.
Not Jacob.
*looks down at Zacky*
Nice job.
Lucky the floor isn't made of the same stuff as my desk, eh?

Zacky wrote:

((Jo, you know we did that thing in English, and Will did the Queens speech. I just had a brainwave.
A surfer, performing a wedding ceremony.

Like, the God of the surf, we are here today, on this beach, to party for the wedding of this dude, and this dude-ette. Rightous.
Dude, do you like, take this dude-ette to be your dude-ette, to surf and swim, until you like, die?
And do you, Dude-ette, take this dude, to be your dude, to rub down his board and wear a skimpy bikini, until you both get crashed by the killer sharks?
And, because I have the power, I say that you, dudes, are now like totally marriage.
You may now smooch uncontrollably. RIGHTOUS!

Yeah. I got bored... on the toilet. Haha.))

((MEGALOLZ!!! Hahahaha I love that!! Hahaha!! I imagined the "Totally Kyle" voice from the Amanda Show doing it. Haha.
You gotta love mine.

A phone call from a chav to another chav:

"Dear chum, would one like to accompany me to my boudoir, where we shall sit cooley, eating a light afternoon snack of cream tea and scones, and perhaps after we can pop on our hoodies and caps and go to the outdoors and persue in the stealing of one random strangers' purse and get up to our normal meddlesome antics, and pray you bring a sharp blade, purely for the intimidation for these defenceless elderly ladies...."
Hahahahaha.
I never got to read yours and Will's!
I got the jist of it though. Haha.))

Zacky wrote:

((Jo, you know we did that thing in English, and Will did the Queens speech. I just had a brainwave.
A surfer, performing a wedding ceremony.

Like, the God of the surf, we are here today, on this beach, to party for the wedding of this dude, and this dude-ette. Rightous.
Dude, do you like, take this dude-ette to be your dude-ette, to surf and swim, until you like, die?
And do you, Dude-ette, take this dude, to be your dude, to rub down his board and wear a skimpy bikini, until you both get crashed by the killer sharks?
And, because I have the power, I say that you, dudes, are now like totally married.
You may now smooch uncontrollably. RIGHTOUS!

Yeah. I got bored... on the toilet. Haha.))

[[Well, toilets are dull, haha.]]

-Laughs while seeing Syn-
Hey Captain Buttmunch, fancy seeing you here.
-Laughs to self-
Shadows eh? Frigid is good, I can break that.
-Smirks to self-
-Crosses arms-
-Sighs-
Is that all?
No one else?
Pffff that sucks.

((We need some of Chloe's extra characters on here!! Like Eric and James (do you have James) ZOMG! AND MATT!!
*Dies at image of Matt Tuck and Mick*
))

((Hahaha, I love it!
I am gonna write down the surfer one in my book. Haha.
And you can read mine and Will's one later on... actually.
I will type it up in a minute. Just let me finish up what I am doing here.))

-stands and looks between Mick and Syn-
-looks down and feet and bites lip-

((We doooooooooo.
Maybe later?))

*walks across to Mick*
*looks down on*
My name is Synyster.
Got that?
Or do I have to carve it into that peachy little ass of yours?

((Yerr, in the next island they stop off at.
New characters can be introduced.
Rather than the old ones where it started with everyone, people are just introduced throughout the RP, yeah?))

-Looks at Zacky-
-Sighs back at Syn-
Will you just leave already so I can fuck him?
-Looks at Syn-
Aw, but there is nothing wrong with the name Buttmunch.
-Shrugs-
I'm sure you do literally buttmunch.
-Cracks up-
-Straightens face-
But fine, Spinster, I shall not call you Buttmunch if you don't want me to.
-Rolls eyes-

*grips Mick by throat*
*pushes against wall*
Listen to me, you little rat.
You are only still here because I consider you pretty enough to be part of my crew.
*reaches into own pocket*
*pulls out small knife*
And I can soon change that.
*presses to cheek*
So either you start showing me some fucking respect or I'll cut you in ways that will make you useless to your bitch here.
*gestures to Zacky*
Ask him, he knows I'll do it.

((Here you go JO!

- Good Evening kind Sir. How can I be of service to you this evening?

- Hello Madam, tell me, what's your current attire?

- Well, this evening I am dressed in a sexy little number, coupled with a bustier and bloomers. Does that make you extremely hot?

- Yes. And what activitied are you currently partaking in?

- At this moment in time, I am rubbing my breasts rather rhymthically. How does this make you? Hot under the collar?

- Oh rather quite sweetheart. I'm also engaging in the activity of rubbing my genitalla.

- Oh, what a fabulous time?! What would you like me tyo partake in now?

- Use your creative streak of your mind. Make me feel aroused.

- I will take a stabbing attempt at that. Hm... I am in this vicinity right now, with my fellow associate, Anita BJ.

- And what is it that you lovely ladies are engagin in?

- Well, at this precise moment in time. We are engaging in some homosexual activities. Does that make your genitalla swell?

- Extremely!! I'd like you to know, that at this moment in time, I'm arriving!

- Oh Good. I am too. I am arriving very quickly. Oh kind Sir!

- Opps. It seems I may need to repaint my walls.

- Opps. -giggles- Well, will that be all for today?

- Oh yes. Thank you darling. I never did receive your name?

- My name? I am known as Miss Suckmeoff. I'm glad I could be of service.

- Oh yes. Same time tomorrow?

-Sounds perfect to me Sir. Speak to you then. Glad I could be of service.

Muhahaah! I didn't realise how long that was. Haha.))

-shakes and watches Synyster-
-swallows when name is mentioned-

[[Roffle.
Niiiiiiice.]]

-Gulps-
-Looks at Syn-
-Narrows eyes-
You seem to forget, Synyster that I am fucking fearless.
I am not scared of you.
There is only ONE man I am scared of.
-Licks own lips-
-Smiles at feel of blade on cheek-
-Feels Syn press harder-
-Smiles-
Ooh baby do that again!
-Laughs to self-
-Looks at Syn-
Listen, honey if you don't want me on your ship then fine, I'll leave.
I just ain't gonna be ordered around by you. There is only TWO people who can tell me what to do.
-Raises brows in cocky manner-
And guess what, they're dead.
I am my own man.
-Looks towards blade-
Oh, and in case you didn't guess, knives turn me on.
-Winks-
And I'll give you respect.
-Looks down at Zacky-
When you stop treating him like your slave.
-Looks at Syn-

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Roffle.
Niiiiiiice.]]

((T'was our English lesson. Haha.
I wrote the pink. ))

((It's bad that I could imagine Will's voice saying the men's part.
Partly because he talks like that all the time.
And partly because during the class/at break in the cafe he was saying his parts LOUDLY. Haha.

LOL at you both writing that in the cafe. MEGALOLZ!!1!!\134567!!!!
Haha.

English Lang= LAUGHOUTLOUDABLE!!

I have Media tomorrow! With my Media Buuuuddy, Drake.
He and George and Letoface and his other friend catch the 40c outside the school when we walk passed them at like, 4:15 or whatever.
I always see them waiting for it.
We can stop to chat if you want Chloe ))

((Today was rather funny. Haha.
And we have no shame. Haha. We are all rather insane in that class.

Oh yay! Please can we!!!!!! ))

((LOL, will do.
May be a lil rushed though, they usually just get on the bus, so yeah. Haha.
You gotta love me though, for making friends with the cool boys.
I know I am awesome.
EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO MEH!!!!
*Points and Chloe and Syn*
*Shakes fist*
DO IT!))

Zacky wrote:

((Today was rather funny. Haha.
And we have no shame. Haha. We are all rather insane in that class.

Oh yay! Please can we!!!!!! ))

((CHLOE! *Smacks upside the head*
That lesson has got to your head!! What with the posh "rathers" everywhere? LOL.
I blame Will.
And Ray. Haha.))

((-bows-
I love you Jo.
-kisses feet-))

Mmm, you too?
*draws knife over cheek*
Then I guess this is going to make it even more fun for you tonight, isn't it?
*looks to Zacky*
He is my fucking slave.
He came on uninvited.
He stole vintage wine from me.
And now he's paying me back.
*looks back at Mick*
I guess I'll just have to beat some fucking respect into you.
*lets go of throat*
Maybe later though.
I have a nice warm body waiting for me in my cabin.
I'd hate to leave him hanging.
*pockets knife*
*walks to door*
*turns back*
And no-one's fearless, Mick.
Just foolish.

Mick wrote:

Zacky wrote:

((Today was rather funny. Haha.
And we have no shame. Haha. We are all rather insane in that class.

Oh yay! Please can we!!!!!! ))

((CHLOE! *Smacks upside the head*
That lesson has got to your head!! What with the posh "rathers" everywhere? LOL.
I blame Will.
And Ray. Haha.))

((I didn't even notice. Haha.
I have being brainwashed. AHHHHH. Haha.))

((Hahaha. Mmm Feet kisses

CAAAAN YOU FEEEL THE LOOOVE TONNIIGHT!! Oon yoour feeet?!

Ok, coke+me= ))

Ha, knew he wouldn't hurt me.
-Waves enthusiastically-
Bye Syn!!!!!
-Grins-
-Looks to Zacky-
Mm, you didn't tell me you were actually a slave.
-Smiles-
Does that mean you have to do exactly what I say?