RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

[[Was he?!
COOL!
That film's one of those were people I just keep popping up.
Alan Tudyk was the voice of the robot - and he is fucking wicked.
Now Shia!!!
I might watch that again tonight.
I love it.
But the easter eggs scare me.

I was thinking about the whole Synoby thing and the wife thing. Maybe have them finally getting some alone time, somewhere were they could never be interrupted and have her burst in looking for shelter or safety from some bad guys or something. I reckon she should either turn up just before or just after they have their first night together. Before and I could have emo Syn, after and I could have bitchy Syn.]]

((Yessums.
He was the boy who threw the ball at Will Smith.
And then tried to pick a fight with the robot.
And then was like "SPOONER! SHE SHOT AT YOU WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED, MAN!!!" Or something.
That was just funny! Haha.

And alrighteh then! I just have no plans for Mick.
I just think Syn or Coby or someone else should of had something to do with Mick's parents death. Haha.))

[[Right, I'll be back in a bout an hour.
Going to visit my mum in hospital.
She's fine, routine op.
They're just keeping her in overnight coz they operated late.
See you in a bit.]]

((BRB Dinner.))

((Ooh ok then Syn!! See you later!!
And ok Chloe.
*Eats QUAVERS*))

((I'll RPeh alone theneth!))

-Sits alone in cabin, on skanky bunk-
-Folds arms angrily-
-Says under breath while picking at bed-
You know, this isn't exactly paradise.
-Narrows eyes at closed door-
It fucking stinks of seaweed and fish in here!!!
-Sighs-
I wanna find that Zacky kid again. He was a good lay. And I am bored and horny.
-Smirks to self but does not move-

((I'm back! My dad stole the computer after I ate. Bastard. Haha.))

-huffs-
Can't believe I have to clean all the fucking cabins.
Wasn't I punished enough yesterday?
-groans-
-walks down to cabin-
-knocks on the door-
-waits for reply-

-Hears knock at door-
-Looks up-
Who the fuck be knocking at my boudoir?
-Laughs to self-

((My mom makes me laugh sometimes.
She and my stepfather are not talking to me.
Not even one little word.
She didn't even tell me dinner was ready.
She called for Becky, but not me.
My dinner was left, cold.
Becky was the one who told me I had dinner on the side.

And I am listening to FOB right now, like, the whole of the album.
=O
It's actually pretty good. It makes me feel happier. Just coz it reminds me of like, earlier this year where everything was so much happier and easier. Haha.
And FOB's music is generally woooooooo anyway.
I don't know why people can call them emo, coz they're music sure isn't.
I feel like dancing...

*Waits to be killed by Chloe and Syn and any other FOB lurking haters*))

((I SUCK! MEANT TO BE ZACKY!

SHOULDN'T RP AND DO GRAPHICS AT THE SAME TIME.))

((Your mum is a stubborn bitch.
Sorry. Had to be said. Haha.
Listen to FOB, I don't care. It's not my ears that will be bleeding. Haha.))

-smiles to self-
Mick.
-opens door and pokes head around-

Erm... it's Zacky.
I have being assigned to clean all the rooms today.
Yours too.
-smiles and shifts fingers nervously on bucket handle-

((Pst, Chloe, Zacky surprisingly looks like Jacoby))

-Smirks at Zacky-
Hey baby.
How are you?
You're looking smokin', as usual.
-Licks own lips-
And go ahead babe, but I gotta tell you, my cabin is extremely dirty.
-Winks-

((LOL, just imagine Mick saying that, like how Will can make ANYTHING sound sexual, tis what Mick is doing *Nodeth*))

((Sorry.
And Will does have that technique. Not sure how he does it. Haha. Just got a way with words, I guess.))

I'm good thank you.
Apart from having to lick my own come off the desk yesterday and throwing my guts up for the rest of the day.
-walks into room and shuts the door-
What about you?
And, you're looking pretty good yourself.
I think he likes me. Yay.
-puts bucket on the floor and gets on hands and knees
-starts cleaning the floor-

((Don't worry about the post mix-up-ness. I do it all the time. Haha.
And he does. It is slightly scary.))

-Smiles and looks down at Zacky-
You know...
You can just lie to Captain Buttmunch and say you did my cabin.
And I'll vouch for you.
And you can spend the time on my bunk with me instead.
-Smirks-
Y'see, that would be fun for the both of us.
Not saying you bending over washing the floor isn't fun for me however.
-Smiles-

Erm... I really should work.
I don't really want to get in trouble again.
-looks down and carries on cleaning-
-mutters-
But spending time with you would be worth the punishments.

-Grins-
The asswipe will never find out anyway.
-Looks down at Zacky-
I can be very quiet when I want to be.
-Smirks-
How about we clean the floor ourselves, with our hot, naked, bodies?
-Grins-
No need to scrub, I can grind you into the floor so hard you're back will make it fucking gleaming.
-Laughs out loud-

[[;ljdsflksdjgopidfnvpianrspodm!!!
*spazzes*
I JUST SEED ALMOST EASY ON KERRANG!!!
*spazzes some more*

Back by the way.

*spazzes again*]]

((ON KERRANG?!?!?!
I don't know if I am happy or not.
IF A7X TURN INTO A SCENEO "ZOMGMSHADOWSISLYKSOFUCKINGFITROITGHT?!??!111?" band coz of Kerrang I will kill myself.
Haha.))

((...
-rushes to living room-
-stares at the tv-
I will see it. I will see it. I will see it.))

-moans-
Mick please.
I don't want to get punished again.
-shifts slightly to try and get comfortable-
-fails and groans-
-keeps eyes on the floor-

[[I'd call up and select it but we can't call premium rate phone lines.
Hmmm, I think I saw my parents mobile around somewhere...
Selection number 101.

A7X won't turn into a scenester band.
*cocks pistol*
I'll make sure of it.
*smirks*]]

-Watches Zacky-
-Slumps onto pillow-
FINE.
I don't know why you are so scared of the buttfucker anyway.
He thinks he's so big.
-Smirks-
But he's not. He has a weak spot.
-Mutters-
Everyone does.

Captain Syn wrote:

[[I'd call up and select it but we can't call premium rate phone lines.
Hmmm, I think I saw my parents mobile around somewhere...
Selection number 101.

A7X won't turn into a scenester band.
*cocks pistol*
I'll make sure of it.
*smirks*]]

((The thing is. I never really watch TV anymore.
Now, I'm gonna be fixated on it.
My parents will think something is wrong. Haha.))

That may be but I don't have the time to find it.
You have no idea what he has done to me.
-looks up at-
And I'm not scared of him.
I just... know what he is capable of and I'd rather not have a repeat of yesterday.
-goes back to cleaning the floor-

[[Dude, I've just realized... we've got the full video first!
WE GOT SOMETHING A7X RELATED BEFORE AMERICA!
The versions on YouTube cut off the very end... England have the full version.
[It ends with a giant deathbat with flaming eyes across the crater].
They're being nice!!!]]

Captain Syn wrote:

[[Dude, I've just realized... we've got the full video first!
WE GOT SOMETHING A7X RELATED BEFORE AMERICA!
The versions on YouTube cut off the very end... England have the full version.
[It ends with a giant deathbat with flaming eyes across the crater].
They're being nice!!!]]

((AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-dies-))

[[Okay, RP-ing.
I need to calm down before I explode.
Jeeze, it's not that big a deal, it's only a music video!
*tries not to laugh*
Who am I kidding, to me that is a big deal.
Okay...
*takes deep breathes*
I'm good.
What am I doing???]]

((A7X are being nice to us English people?
They must have been intimidated by all our evil comments on their myspace. Haha.))

-Peers at Zacky-
What happened yesterday?
Does he do things to you a lot?
-Glares at door-
That fucker. He'll get what's coming to him soon enough.
-Shakes head-
-Moans-
Zackyy!! I'm really horny!!!
-Glares-
-Sits up while Zacky cleans-
Is there any other hot men on this boat? Besides buttmunch and the Butt of his munches, Jacob?
-Grins-