RP:]] PIRATES OF THE QUEERABBEAN

*jaws drops open*
Oh my GOD!
What the... is that real?!
I mean... are you sure you didn't just... half give birth to a snake or something like...
*looks up at M*
Why the hell can you not get a man?!
I mean...
*stares again*
WOW.

-Laughs-
I have never gotten that reaction before.
-Grins-
Then again, not many people have seen it.
-Smiles-
-Looks at Cristina-
-Looks back down at crotch-
-Looks back at Cristina-
It IS real. I promise you.
You wanna touch it?

-Coughs-
Just to check to make sure it is real, is all.
-Grins-

Are you sure that's a good idea?
*laughs*
I mean, I haven't had anything in months.
I might just tear it off in excitement.
*giggles*
That said...
*reaches hand out*
*nervously strokes along top of*
Jesus Christ, it is attached too!!!

-Breathes and furrows eyebrows in confusement when dick becomes hard-
-Blinks-
I...
-Coughs-
I haven't been touched there in a long time.
So...
I AM gay. But... yeah.
-Coughs-
But please don't tear it off.
-Laughs-

*smirks at hard-on*
I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted.
*mock pouts*
*laughs*
Want me to get rid of that for you?

((Sup Niggers!
I GOT PAID!!!!!! Haha.
Hows everyone? I AM FUCKING HYPER!!!

I got a text from Emma today, asking me what time I finished work. I didn't answer it because I was scared of what the reason was for. That, and I blew all my texting money on the competition last night.))

-Frowns-
But you're a woman...
-Pauses-
-Thinks-
Well... actually, I guess...
-Coughs-
If you want to I can't say no.
And... I'm not saying no so...
-Coughs-
-Shrugs-
What were you thinking of?

((Good storyline I guessage, Matt and Cristina just fool around or whatever, maybe Syn or someone finds out and gets angry or whatever. I don't know...))

Jacoby wrote:

((Sup Niggers!
I GOT PAID!!!!!! Haha.
Hows everyone? I AM FUCKING HYPER!!!

I got a text from Emma today, asking me what time I finished work. I didn't answer it because I was scared of what the reason was for. That, and I blew all my texting money on the competition last night.))

[[YAY FOR GETTING PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAID!

Be this the same competition that I entered on a certain music channel?]]

((Yeah, Emma is upset.
Again.
But she has a reason, her doggy died :( Mitch.
And she really wanted to go out, but I wasn't allowed, so yeah.
:(:(
And haha hyper!! LOL.
I am Meh. LOL.))

Matty wrote:

-Frowns-
But you're a woman...
-Pauses-
-Thinks-
Well... actually, I guess...
-Coughs-
If you want to I can't say no.
And... I'm not saying no so...
-Coughs-
-Shrugs-
What were you thinking of?

((Good storyline I guessage, Matt and Cristina just fool around or whatever, maybe Syn or someone finds out and gets angry or whatever. I don't know...))

Well I was gonna show you my tits and hope it freaked you out enough so that it disappeared but... um... if you want me to...
I mean, I don't want to make you do anything you don't want me to.
You're gay, I'm a woman.
The two don't tend to fit together.
*laughs nervously*
But um... I guess I could take care of it another way if you'd like.

Matty wrote:

((Yeah, Emma is upset.
Again.
But she has a reason, her doggy died :( Mitch.
And she really wanted to go out, but I wasn't allowed, so yeah.
:(:(
And haha hyper!! LOL.
I am Meh. LOL.))

[[Awwww.
for Emma.]]

((I feel so bad for Emma. She had that dog all her life, it was like a family member =/))

-Looks at Cristina-
To be honest I don't know what ways there are.

And... I don't know.
What do you wanna do? I'll probably be okay with anything you wanna do.
-Shrugs-
I don't know.
It probably is the alcohol and stuff but... I kinda wanna do this.
Whatever this is that you wanna do.
-Frowns-
-Looks at Cristina-
I'm not making any sense, am I?
-Laughs-

((I know. I tis happeh!
Maybeh. -strokes chin-Haha.

Aww Mitch. He was the one I actually liked. Damn. Why couldn't it have being his dinner? Penny? Haha.
Tis a good thing I didn't answer it then.
I would have being shitty at work.

Yes. I am hyper. I don't know whether it was because I got the bus that was a boneshaker all the way through rough areas, yikes, the fact I was listening to A7X this whole bus ride and on the walk home, the fact I saw hot guys that my work friend asked the time from even though she had a watch LOL or the fact I got paid. Or all of them mixed into one bit ole HYPERPOTOFLOOOOOOOOOOOOVE.))

((Haha nice.
I just got yelled at today.
And looking forward to tomorrow.
MCFLY!! FUCK YEAH!!
Anyway Chloooooe.
Does one want to come to the Korn gig with Deathstars as their supporteth with meh? Emma would probably wanna come too, I dunno.
BUT I WANNA!!!))

Don't do this, this can only end badly.
Um, I... don't know if this is such a good idea.
But... um...
I...
*moves closer to*
Maybe a handjob wouldn't be so bad?
I mean, it's not like it's really anything that sexual.
I mean, it could be anyone's hand and...
*wraps hand around shaft*
If it gets you off, heh...

-Breathes from touch-
-Smiles-
Yeah, that should be okay... I think. I mean... yeah....
-Looks at Cristina-
But what about you? Don't you want... something from me?

((WHAT?! When and whereeeeeeeeee???))

Jacoby wrote:

((WHAT?! When and whereeeeeeeeee???))

((The nearest is Brixton :(
Would your mom let you go there?
But yeah, it's Korn and their support is Deathstars and someone else.
And it's on fucking Friday the 25th of January!!!!
ZOMG!! THAT'S THE DAY BEFORE MY SEVENTEENTH!!!
I gotta go now!!!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!))

Matty wrote:

Jacoby wrote:

((WHAT?! When and whereeeeeeeeee???))

((The nearest is Brixton :(
Would your mom let you go there?
But yeah, it's Korn and their support is Deathstars and someone else.
And it's on fucking Friday the 25th of January!!!!
ZOMG!! THAT'S THE DAY BEFORE MY SEVENTEENTH!!!
I gotta go now!!!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!))

((YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
I wanna go so baaaaaaaaaaad!
I don't care what my mum says. I shall go to ball!
Get your dad to get me a ticket. ASAP!!!!!!!))

((BRB Dinner.))

*smiles nervously*
Well I wouldn't exactly say no to a little bit of action but I mean, it's... it's not exactly your area of expertise, is it?
And um... I don't want you to feel pressured into doing anything to me.
And...
*laughs*
This was a bad idea, wasn't it?
Um...

-Looks at-
I wouldn't mind doing stuff for you, if you want.
-Bites lip-
But I don't actually know what I can do.
-Laughs-
-Looks at Cristina-
I really am hopeless, aren't I?
-Grins-

((I can ask him Chloe, but like, he is letting me live with him for a bit, and is sorting out all this shit, I would feel bad asking him for more. But I can try...))

*smiles at*
Okay.
Just...
*unzips own jeans*
*takes M's hand*
Don't freak out, yeah?
*laughs nervously*
*moves M's hand into pants*
*presses fingers against clit*
Feel that?
Just... rub, okay?

[[I love how you were the one complaining about het and you're now the one initiating it.
I have no clue why I'm squicky about het rping, haha.]]

Matty wrote:

((I can ask him Chloe, but like, he is letting me live with him for a bit, and is sorting out all this shit, I would feel bad asking him for more. But I can try...))

[[Well, it's close to your birthday, yeah?
Ask for it as a birthday present from him.]]